I guess its a good thing that Charles Hamilton is able to make fun of himself, but once he starts giving the rundown of what his 2009 was like, you start to remember what a lame and a loser he is. Left off that list was getting sonned by Rhymefest and trying to pick a battle with Soulja Boy. Soulja Boy! It don't get no lower than that unless he tried to diss Arab or one of those other lil niggas lol.
Oh well, he was never gonna make it anyway, and this confirmed that fact more than it made me laugh.
I've said it once, I'll say it again: somebody needs to give these niggas a show! TV, radio, it don't even matter.
(Side note: If y'all niggas ever do get a show I better be on it in some way because I been campaigning for y'all ass for a long ass time now. Thank you in advice for the opportunity.)
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I'm sure everybody has already seen this, but fuck it, you can never see true comedy enough times. There are just so many funny aspect of this video! Most people only get comedy out of the the fact that black dude got his ass whupped by an old white dude, but not me. I found comedy in that black dude looking like he just stepped out of a time machine from L.A. in '92, the old white dude whuppin' ass with a fannie pack on, the old white dude's Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot-esque fighting style, the black dude acting like he was about to light up a cigarette while on the bus, the old black lady trying to calm the situation before it escalated (and her reaction as the fight was happening), the old white dude saying he'd slap the shit out of the black dude, the person who shouted, "Ayyy! Beat that nigga ass!" during the fight, the fact the bus driver not got up or even said a word the whole time, the white girl in the purple skirt with the headphones on the black dude sits by at the end who acts like nothing just happened, the black dude asking for somebody to "bring the ambalamps," and that he'd kill the old white dude after the "ambalamps" came. All comedy gold lol.
The not so funny part are the people saying the chick, who was brave enough to bring us this hilarious clip, stole the guy's bag and are posting her full name and address on the internet. By her own admission, she was just holding it for when the police came, but even if she did steal it, that's no reason to look the girl up and put her address on the internet. That's some weirdo stalker shit. I mean, you'd think it was a Louis Vuitton bag stuff with money they way people are reacting. Yeah, she shouldn't have even bothered picking it up, but fuck it, its not like there was anything in there of any value.
Anyway, here's a 2nd clip somebody shot with a camera phone after the fight on the bus.
More comedy gold, you gotta love it lol.
MUCH better than those lazy bars he put down back in November. Two questions though: 1) Who was that loud ass dick rider in the crowd that was so amp'd and 2) why Beans going at T.I.??
Anyway, I thought Beans had moved on from this Jay-Z shit?? He's got to know Jay is never gonna respond and that he's just gonna continue to be a dog barking at the moon. Sige, move on my dude. Move on.
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They've done it again! I especially liked that under Drake's weaknesses was "ACL" and "Canadian" lol. The funniest part is the "if the bottom falls out" section with Lil Chuckee and Lil Twist. Both hilarious and true lol.
Even though his new movie "Cop Out" looks awful, this is still a pretty entertaining interview. Then again, what Tracy Morgan interview isn't entertaining?? This was rather tame if you've seen some of his older ones back he was drinking lol.
The 2nd half is after the jump.
Seriously, what the fuck?? If for some reason you didn't think Hip-Hop was in the crapper, look no further.
Aight, now cameraman, get a tight zoom on my face, I got something important to say:
Pinky, why are you doing this to me?? You've brought me so much joy (and pleasure) in my days, but in the past year or 2, you've done nothing but disappoint me. First you got fat and started making wack pornos, and now you're trying to be a rapper. Why?? What did I ever do to you, Pinky?? No, seriously, what did I do to deserve this?? You went from being one of the hottest chicks in the porn game to a fat wannabe rapper. This saddens my life.
Here's what I'm gonna need you to do Pinky:
1) Put the microphone down.
2) Take your right foot, pull it behind, let it go, and kick the microphone out of your vicinity.
3) Hit the gym.
4) Hit the gym some more.
5) Go buy a camera and some baby oil.
6) Rent a house out in L.A.
7) Find Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, or some of those porno dudes.
8) And make a fuckin' movie!
Is that so much to ask for?? I didn't think so! C'mon son, fuck outta here with this rapping bullshit and get back to the porn!
Remember when I told you this was on the horizon for this April, last April?? Probably not, that's why I'm providing this link.
Anyway, I'll be honest, this trailer was a bit disappointing to me. I was thinking Jonah Hill would be reprising his character from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" that was an Aldous Snow groupie. Nope, new character. In fact, in this spin-off, the only character to be carried over is Russell Brand as Aldous Snow. I'm not mad at that, but I had my hopes up for Jonah's old character as well. Oh well, I guess.
"Get Him To The Greek" in theaters this summer on June 4th.
(Side note: How bad is Diddy's comedic timing?? I mean shit! He may just be a terrible actor, but I'm gonna blame it on poor comedic timing right now. That shit was brutal lol.)
The guys from ItsTheReal.com took my lead and took a bit of a break, but they are back strong (as am I). This is an instant classic and I feel the expect same way! I would have paid to see Kanye just come out at some point during the Grammys. So what you will, but every year Kanye performs, he has the night's best performance. Feel how you want, but Yeezy is that nigga!
This is all probably good thing because Kanye is going back home to Hip-Hop and you know he's coming with some shit! I can't fuckin' wait!
I can't even begin to tell you how long I've had the link to this trailer and completely forgot about it until watching that Kevin Hart SweetAddictionsTV interview! Yeah, its official, I'm fuckin' up.
Anyway, looks kinda funny, so I'm definitely gonna go see it. Seems like all these great comedians would be able to make a questionable classic, but we'll see how it goes.
"This whole office can kiss the back of my ass...I wish you would get up. Make it happen!" LMAO! This shit had me ROLLIN'! I can't believe this came out in July and I'm just now seeing it. Am I fuckin' up, or are y'all fuckin' up for not sending it to me?? Fuck it, lets just agree that WE fuckin' up.
A K. Hart interview with SweetAddictionsTV is after the jump, make it happen!
I have no real point in posting this video, I guess I'm trying to get myself into this game, but the last edition of NFL Winners & Losers for the season is coming a little later.
I saw this on "The Soup" over the weekend and literally laughed my ass off! No seriously, I'm standing up writing this in the emergency room with my ass on ice in a lunchbox.
Okay, bad joke, but I don't need good jokes, this shit is funny enough. What the hell was this nigga thinking?? White people are getting out of control now-a-days lol.
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Yes! This is easily the best news I've heard all day! I remember reading on TMZ the other week that they were in negotiations for another season, but wanted more money. I guess MTV finally came to their senses and decided to come correct with the loot. And really, why shouldn't they?? In that same article it state members of "The Hills" are getting upwards of $100,000 a episode and there's no question "Jersey Shore" is more popular. Pay them real nigga guidos what you owe MTV!
