Pornstar Pinky Turns To Rap & I Wonder If We Could Turn Her Back??

Seriously, what the fuck?? If for some reason you didn't think Hip-Hop was in the crapper, look no further.

Aight, now cameraman, get a tight zoom on my face, I got something important to say:

Pinky, why are you doing this to me?? You've brought me so much joy (and pleasure) in my days, but in the past year or 2, you've done nothing but disappoint me. First you got fat and started making wack pornos, and now you're trying to be a rapper. Why?? What did I ever do to you, Pinky?? No, seriously, what did I do to deserve this?? You went from being one of the hottest chicks in the porn game to a fat wannabe rapper. This saddens my life.

Here's what I'm gonna need you to do Pinky:

1) Put the microphone down.
2) Take your right foot, pull it behind, let it go, and kick the microphone out of your vicinity.
3) Hit the gym.
4) Hit the gym some more.
5) Go buy a camera and some baby oil.
6) Rent a house out in L.A.
7) Find Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, or some of those porno dudes.
8) And make a fuckin' movie!

Is that so much to ask for?? I didn't think so! C'mon son, fuck outta here with this rapping bullshit and get back to the porn!