Another change this year will be the show's format. Last year all the awards were one big jumble, this year I separated things into 4 categories: Sports, Entertainment, Style, and Music.
And the last thing you need to know about this year's festivities is that they will take play on December 26th, only on FiyahMuzikTV, so go subscribe if you haven't already.
Now that we got that out of the way, who ready for some L.A.M.E.? Let's do it!
SPORTS
Lamest Sports Story
-The Chris Paul trade veto-Sam Hurd drug bust
-The Fab 5 calling Grant Hill an Uncle Tom
-The Penn State scandal
-Anything related to Tim Tebow
Lamest Uniforms
-Maryland football-Texas Tech football
-Green Packers throwbacks
-Trenton Thunder
-Miami Marlins
Lamest Sports "Analyst"
-Herm Edwards-Hugh Douglas
-Skip Bayless
-Kordell Stewart
-Rodney Harrison
Lamest Athlete
-Manny Ramirez-Bret Lockett
-Roy Williams
-Sam Hurd
-Michael Boley
ENTERTAINMENT
Lamest Movie
-Big Mommas House 3 (Trailer)-Things Fall Apart (Trailer)
-Jack & Jill (Trailer)
-Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star (Trailer)
-Real Steel (Trailer)
Lamest Beef
-Eli Porter vs. 50 Tyson-Miguel vs. Lloyd
-Consequence vs. Pusha T
-Rick Ross vs. Kreayshawn
-Ray J vs. Fabolous
Lamest Misc. Facebooker
-Playing the "number game" person-Use Twitter hashtags person
-Account linked to their Twitter feed person
-Constantly changing their ridiculously long Facebook name to a new ridiculously long name person
-Pregnant woman belly picture poster
Lamest Misc. Tweeter
-Retweet nonsense person-Announce who they're following/unfollowing person
-Fake celebrity page creator
-Follow you then unfollow you because you don't follow them back person
-Tweet people without @ing them person
Lamest Tweeter
-@iRespectFemales-@XSTROLOGY
-@RevRunWisdom
-@TheNoteboook
-@ZodiacFacts
(Note: The Facebook/Twitter awards won't be featured in the L.A.M.E. Awards videos)
STYLE
Lamest Artwork for an Album or Mixtape
-2 Chainz - T.R.U. REALigion-Lil Wayne - Sorry 4 The Wait
-J. Cole - Any Given Sunday
-Lil B - The Silent President
-50 Cent - The Big 10
Lamest Trend
-Face tattoos-Flipped up cap brims
-Feather earrings
-Skinny jeans
-Skateboarding
Lamest Tattoo
-Gucci Mane's ice cream cone-Yung L.A.'s duck
-Yung L.A.'s duck cover-up
-Monta Ellis' tree
-Lloyd's head gun
Lamest Chain
-T-Pain (Bottles)-T-Pain (Four Loko)
-Plies
-Waka Flocka
-Pill
Lamest Hair (Female)
-MC Lyte-Kalenna of Dirty Money
-Angie Stone
-Nicki Minaj
-Sheneka Adams
Lamest Hair (Male)
-Alex Song-Coolio
-50 Cent
-Shawty Lo
-Mistah F.A.B.
MUSIC
Lamest New Artist
-Lady-YC
-Kreayshawn
-Future
-A$AP Rocky
Lamest Title for an Album or Mixtape
-"I'm Gay" by Lil B-"DuFlocka Rant" by Waka Flocka
-"Definition Of Fuck Shit Pt. 2" by Alley Boy
-"Lions & Tigers & Bears" by Drag-On
-"Cookies Or Comas" by Jean Grae
Lamest Feature
-Lil B on Lil Wayne's Grove St. Party-Big K.R.I.T. on T.I.'s I'm Flexin
-Gucci Mane on Ludacris' Shake & Fries
-Master P on Lil Romeo's Trending
-Pato on Rebecca Black's Friday
Lamest Hook
-Mims - Vroom Vroom-Nyche - Red Light Green Light
-Lil B - Bill Bellamy
-Lady - Yankin
-Future - Tony Montana
Lamest Song
-Future - Tony Montana-YC - Racks On Racks
-Soulja Boy - Wet
-Rebecca Black - Friday
-Lil B - I Think I'm Based God
Lamest Rapper
-Future-Lil B
-Soulja Boy
-Lil Kim
-Consequence
Lame Of The Year
-The Outlawz
-Vybz Kartel
-Yung L.A.
-Chris Brown
-Lil B
-Mister Cee
-Lil Kim
-Gucci Mane
-Soulja Boy
-Ray J
