December 05, 2011

Men Of Respect: Lace Up Ryan


This really has nothing to do with anything, I just thought it was a cool video. If I'm Nike, Reebok, or Adidas I'm signing this kid, licensing a MGK song, and starting a national Lace Up campaign.

Either way, this dude's pussy count just went through the roof. Freaks were already trying to throw the pussy at him and he only walked like 3 and half steps. His "pussy per step" count is legendary at this point.

(Side note: If you ever wondered what paraplegic porn looked like you might wanna click here.)