If you saw me post videos 1-3 the other day, you might be wondering, "where is video #4??" Well they took it down because, "it was banned in certain places," whatever that means.
Anyway, this video is one of their best ever! The classic I'm Serious T.I. in the background didn't hurt, but the girls were killing it! Ass just all over everywhere! Unfortunately it also showed off how much of a weak link Lady Luscious has become. I don't know if she keeps forgetting to stretch or what, but she's just note as loose and live as the other 2. Oh well, still classic.
May 29, 2010
Days 5-7 Of Twerk Team's "7 Videos In 7 Days"
Kat Stacks SLAPPED!
I've never felt less sorry for a woman who got hands put on them by a man in my life. This was more of an inevitability than anything else. Come to think of it, I should've got with some friends and made a bet on how long it'd take for her to be physically assaulted. It actually took longer than I would've thought. Oh well, missed opportunity.
R.I.P. Gary Coleman & Dennis Hopper
You've gotta feel bad for Gary Coleman, plainly put, the man's life sucked. I mean, not only was he a midget and his parents took and spent all of his money, but he was constantly the butt of people's jokes. Even yesterday, the day the man died, dickhole wannabe comedians were taking jabs at the man. We couldn't give the man one damn day before making fun of him??
Kanye West - Power (feat. Dwele)
Man, I can't tell you how refreshing it is to hear Kanye rapping again! Even though it was most likely set up, I think its safe to say MTV and Taylor Swift saved Kanye's career. Think about it, if Kanye is never given alcohol and sat in the front row with no security at the stage, he probably continues the drive-by shooting of his career. BUT since this incident took place and he was shunned by white America (lets keep it real, he was targeting white people with 808's & Heartbreak), he was forced to refocus and come back to us. I say good deal.
Can You Spoof A Comedy??
Judging by this trailer of "The 41 Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall & Felt Superbad About It" the answer is an emphatic FUCK NO!
I really can't believe somebody put money up to have this money made. I wouldn't care if it was Bill Gates who put the money up and it only cost $100,000 to make, this would still be a bad investment. I mean, what did they even want to accomplish?? To make a comedy out of a comedy?? ITS ALREADY A COMEDY! I guess I could see if the movies they were attempting to spoof weren't funny, but they were...all of them. You aren't gonna make any of those movies any funnier than they already are, so what's the point??
Whatever, that trailer couldn't get any less funny, so if anybody thinks it'd be a good idea to spoof comedies in the future, just find a knife and run into it chest first.
C'mon Son 14
I never spoke on it, but I really pray that whole Delonte West/LeBron's momma shit isn't true. Man, I don't even know what else to say on the subject lol.
Drake - Miss Me/Fireworks
Jamie Foxx Sitdown Interview With T.I.
Man, I'm glad to have T.I. home! That Fuck A Mixtape is jammin' and this was a great interview. The other 3 parts are after the jump.
(Side note: Foxx might have a future as a talk show host. Oprah is about to be out of the game and I heard Fox isn't gonna pick up his sketch comedy show, so why not?? I doubt he will, but its a thought.)
Idiocrary 101: 50 Cent Loses Weight For Movie Role
Look, I understand rappers want to be actors, and that's all fine and dandy, but to take it this far is just idiotic. All the roles where he could play a character at his normal weight were taken?? And yeah, he wrote the screenplay, but still, c'mon son! Its not like he's about to win an Oscar or something. And what happens if/when the movie flops??
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B.o.B - Camera Video
Bravo, bravo! Excellent video! This almost brings a tear to my eye. Thank you B.o.B!
And in case you were wondering, no this song isn't on his album, its on his B.o.B vs. Bobby Ray mixtape from June of '09.
Ludacris - Sex Room (feat. Trey Songz) Video
Wait a minute, so those girls went into Ludacris' sex room and one came out with a goatee?? He wanted a dude in his sex room?? Uhh, I don't think I wanna know what else is going down in that sex room lol.
Seriously though, those were some FINE ass women!
May 27, 2010
Thursday Billboard Update - 5/27/10
Usher's OMG hangs on at #1 and B.o.B's Airplanes notches one step closer to that spot and is now at #2. Miley Cyrus' Can't Be Tamed debuts at #8.
May 25, 2010
OhGinelle - Searching/Tight Up Skirt Video
Let's just get right to it: this video is amazing! How many unsigned artists do you know have video of this quality out?? Not even the rappers with regular jobs who sell drugs and spend all their money to impress others have video this good. This shit is visually sound.
And with that being said, I'm gonna stop there to avoid saying anything overtly critical. I'll save my vitriol for loser rappers who have major label backing and big budgets that still make retarded decisions.
(Side note: that still shot at 3:58 was the SHIT!)
(Side side note: I should've been cast as Horny Dude With Cell Phone At Pump #1 Guy! First off, I would've had a better phone. I mean flip phones in 2010?? Not a good look for adults. But secondly, I would've made the character memorable because I would've had one hand in my pants as a openly snapped cell phone pics with the other. Would've been classic lol. Oh well, maybe next time.)
May 24, 2010
Big Boi Speaks On Freestyling
I know there's gonna be niggas mad at Big for this for some reason, but you can't deny the truth. A FREESTYLE is a a rap off the top of the dome, NOT a written that you memorized. That's just what it is.
Anyway, I've been railing against Dr. Dre and Drake for taking forever to put out their albums, but I really need to start railing against OutKast. Big and Dre were talking about dropping solo albums YEARS ago, and now one is finally coming out. We haven't gotten any new material from them since Idlewild, and that was in '06!
I'm not totally convinced Sir Luscious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty is dropping on July 6th, but we shall see. Dope ass verse though, by the way.
Drake - Unforgettable (feat. Young Jeezy)
This track could've used a bit more Drake. I mean, it says its Drake's song, and the tracklisting says its gonna be on Drake's album, but I hear more Jeezy than Drake. Or at best it was dead even. Don't get me wrong, the song is still hot, I'm just gonna need another Drake verse, or bridge, or something. We waited all this time to hear Drake, not featured artists.
Days 1-3 Of Twerk Team's "7 Videos In 7 Days"
I told y'all about this the other day, got my new BlackBerry, and proceeded to forget all about it lol. Aight well its catch up time! Enjoy.
May 20, 2010
Twerk Team Dropping 7 Videos In 7 Days At 7PM
Well that's some good news. Hopefully they won't be as weird and awkward as their last video from last week.
Thursday Billboard Update - 5/20/10
Eminem's Not Afraid was the big story last week, but slips 5 spots to #6 this week. Usher's OMG returns to #1. Katy Perry (who is somehow #1 on the Maxim Hot 100 list, but that's another story for another post) and his new single California Gurls featuring Snoop Dogg debuts at #2. B.o.B's Airplanes is up to a new high at #3.
May 18, 2010
This Week In Flops 5/18/10
New Phone Is Acoming!
If you follow me on Twitter, you already know, but my phone has been giving me MAJOR issues lately. When it first started giving me problem I lost this skit I was writing for a post and potentially a new YouTube video. It came to a head Friday when I was almost done writing a lengthy, funny Random News Shit entry and lost it to the phone as well. After that I was so pissed I just stopping posting.
Don't fret though, I'm over it, and I'm getting a BlackBerry this Friday. I've never had one before, but anything would be an upgrade over the piece of shit my phone has turned into. And I'll try to re-write that post later today when I get off work.
May 14, 2010
The Super Model Who Tried To Commit Suicide Was The Chick From Rush Hour 3?!
Where did we go wrong Noémie?? How can I make it all better?? Talk to me dammit! TALK TO ME!!! Please?
Whatever, I smell a SGGP on the horizon in the near future.
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The Karate Kid Trailer
As a huge fan of "Karate Kid" trilogy (fuck that 4th one), I actually approve of this movie after seeing the trailer. When I first heard about, I thought it was gonna be something that would have Pat Morita and Ralph Macchio both rolling over in their graves, but...what's that?? Ralph Macchio is NOT dead?? Are you sure?? Oh, you're 100% positive?? Damn, my bad.
Whatever, as long as the movie has great 80's music and montages like this timeless classic from Joe Esposito, I'm all in. Fuck it.
Soulja Boy - Pretty Boy Swag
Of all the pieces of shit this nigga Soulja Boy has produces, this may well be the shittiest. No more words for this shit.
(Side note: This shit came out in February?? It was so shitty I had to learn about it by accident. Sad.)
R.I.P. To The Career Of Cory Gunz
Okay, okay, it is a bit of a stretch to say Cory Gunz has a "career" BUT it really doesn't matter now because its all over anyway. I couldn't really hear what the fuck Baby was saying, but I guess it was a confirmation that Cory is indeed signed to Young Money now, and we all know that means he's come to terms with that fact he'll never drop an album on a major label.
Young Money is the Koch, but instead of signing old rappers who fell off, they sign underground rappers that never made it. They should start getting Saigon and Papoose's contracts ready now lol.
Young Money is the Koch, but instead of signing old rappers who fell off, they sign underground rappers that never made it. They should start getting Saigon and Papoose's contracts ready now lol.
Gloria Velez Disses Nicki Minaj
This is interesting to me because when I saw this video a couple weeks ago and people thought Gloria was "hatin'" on Nicki, I was like nah. In that video, Gloria just seemed like a person answering and talking about a question she was asked in an interview, and now she's dropping bombs on Nicki. I don't get it?
For the record, this diss was kinda hot, and she is right about Nick BUT Glo really played herself. The diss was unwarranted, so its obviously she's just reaching for exposure. That never works. I mean, I could see if Nicki came out and attacked her after that initial video. That would be understandable, but this here is just a big ass stretch, word to Dhalsim!
Gay Goon Affliated Moved To June 8th
This is definitely the oddest album promo I've ever seen. I guess it was supposed to be funny, but it was really just weird. I feel violated. Hell, why am I even posting this shit?? Whatever, the album just shifted to June 8th. Awesome.
Rihanna: The Non-Moonwalker
If you have yet to see this video, prepare your eyes for the worst moonwalk attempt since white people invent rhythmlessness:
The shame! How dare you disrespect the greatest dance move in the history of ever, Rihanna. Yeah, only about 5% of the Earth's population can do it correctly, but that attempt was flat out pathetic. Kind of makes you wish she pulled a Columbus Short and reverse moonwalked right off the stage after that lol.
May 13, 2010
Thursday Billboard Update - 5/13/10
Its okay that not much concerning us is popping over on the 200 because the big news is happening on the Hot 100. That big news is Eminem's Not Afraid becoming just the 16th record (only 2nd Hip-Hop record) in Billboard history to debut at #1. I can't say that I saw this happening, but it definitely doesn't surprise me the way the internet exploded just when news broke the song would be coming out.
(Side note: Believe it or not, but this is just Eminem's 3rd #1 record in his career. The other 2?? Lose Yourself and Crack A Bottle. Freaky, right??)
May 11, 2010
Robin Thicke - It's In The Mornin (feat. Snoop Dogg) Videos
One of the few bright spots from that terrible Sex Therapy album.
Waka's Momma Goes OFF!
I gotta go to work, but I just wanted to post this shit real quick. I don't fuck with Waka Flocka lame, bad rappin' ass, but his momma is clearly a G.
T.I.'s Fuck A Mixtape Drops May 25th!
It just so happened I hopped on Twitter RIGHT when Lil Duval tweeted this shit, but yeah, Fuck A Mixtape drops on the 25th! Rappers, y'all are now on notice, y'all got 2 weeks to drop your shit before no better don't care no more.
Aight, I ain't famous like T.I. (or even Lil Duval) so I got work in the morning and I'm out!
Drake - Find Your Love Video
Could this video match the song any less?? And that's besides the fact that Drake sticks out like a dick in the champagne room in Jamaica. There just should've been more shot of him and the chick on the beach and all that other sucka shit that hoes like. I ain't mad at him for trying to make a movie-like video, but it just seemed a bit weird.
May 07, 2010
Ed Sheeran - You Need Me, I Don't Need You (Live)
Nobody can't tell me he didn't rip that shit to pieces! I mean, homie wrecked it! Trust me, this won't be the last post you see of this guy on the site, the kid is talented.
White Women's Workout
LMAO! Man, Godfrey is a fuckin' fool!
I feel like I should've known about this video like forever ago. Oh well, its here now and I supposed that's all that really matters.
Hellbound: Lil B "Look Like Jesus"
Why???: Where Da Cash At?
Here's a better question: Where in the hell do you get lingerie in that size??
This should be used as an instructional video of what NOT to look like when trying to pop off a girl group. And its just not the fat chick either, I think the chick in the 2nd verse might be a few months pregnant. Did you see that gut?? Geez! These broads just look and sound a fuckin' mess. Thank goodness they aren't from Florida lol.
Raaaaaaaandy Declares War On Justin Bieber
LMAO! This shit had me ROLLIN' when I first watch it! That Raaaaaaaandy is a fuckin' trip lol.
C'mon Son 13
Fuck Kat Stacks and all the rest of that shit, what was up with the baby pole dancing?? Man, and I thought Kim Kardashians' little sister hoing it up was bad, this shit is waaaaaaay worse. Seriously, what kind of parent teaching, or lets their child be taught how to do this?? That kid couldn't have been any more than 2! I'm sorry, that was just disturbing and disgusting, and I wouldn't be made if child services came and took that kid.
Well, thank goodness the baby wasn't black.
The Doctor Who Cried Detox
Well its good to see people coming around like I did and realizing that this Detox shit probably is never coming out. And even if it is gonna drop, I refuse to believe it until it is physically in stores and I see it with my own 2 eyes. I've run out of reason to anticipate this album long ago.
Drake's Album Cover & Pause-Worthy Video
Anyway, I'm proud of Cash Money. First they dropped his single (months ago), then the gave him another new release date, and now they actually have an album cover. Maybe in a month or 2 we'll get a track listing. That would be something, huh? Yeah, a man can dream. Baby steps guys, baby steps.
Check out a very pause-worthy video of Drake after the jump.
May 06, 2010
Thursday Billboard Update - 5/6/10
Speaking of B.o.B, Usher's OMG bumps his Nothin' On You from the #1 spot. Welp, so much for the "Usher getting dropped" rumors. And finally, after a long 16 week journey, Jay-Z's Young Forever with Mr Hudson cracks the top 10 at #10. We'll see if it can stick in there next week.
May 05, 2010
This Week In Flops 5/4/10
Man, this has got to be the biggest, least buzz-worthy week in a looooong time. I wouldn't be surprised if none of these albums sold more than 60,000. Oh well, lets move forward.
May 03, 2010
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