The Super Model Who Tried To Commit Suicide Was The Chick From Rush Hour 3?!

What??!!?? This is the super model who tried to commit suicide, the gorgeous ass French chick from "Rush Hour 3"?? I'm not gonna lie, when I first heard about the story I was like "yeah, who cares?" But now that I know Noémie Lenoir is her, I'm fully invested. She's just way too beautiful to be trying to kill herself. I know scores of women who would kill themselves to look like her. Hell, I know scores of women I would kill personally for them to look like her.

Where did we go wrong Noémie?? How can I make it all better?? Talk to me dammit! TALK TO ME!!! Please?

Whatever, I smell a SGGP on the horizon in the near future.

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