Might as well close out Y.O.W.P.R. Day with the best new white rapper out: Yelawolf. Enjoy!
October 29, 2011
Yelawolf - Let's Roll (feat. Kid Rock)
Y.O.W.P.R.: Super White Kids
I hope you're enjoying Y.O.W.P.R. Day here on FiyahMuZik.com! Let's keep things moving with 2 groups of college-aged uber white kids who may or may not have ever seen a black person in person.
Y.O.W.P.R.: Livin De Life
This is the third Year Of White People Rapping video I've posted today, maybe I should make this the official Y.O.W.P.R. Day? Hell, if we can have Guidette Day, why can't we have this? Exactly. I declare this day in the name of white people rapping everywhere!
Anyway, this video has been floating around for awhile and it's about time it gets recognized with the Y.O.W.P.R. stamp of approval. Swag.
Y.O.W.P.R.: History Of Rap 3
Enjoy... well, until NBC takes their own video down like they did part 2.
Y.O.W.P.R.: The Tim Tebow Song
I swear, if Tim Tebow ever leads the Broncos to a Super Bowl, the earth will explode. Until then, let's go Tebowing!
Gangsta Boo Doesn't Like Kreayshawn... & No One Cares
1) Gangsta Boo is still alive?
2) When did we start caring about what Gangsta Boo thought?
3) Why do we keep talking about Kreayshawn?
4) Why can't we just let Kreayshawn die off like nature intended?
5) Seriously, Gangsta Boo is still alive?
October 28, 2011
Ryan Fitzpatrick Gets Paid
Fitzpatrick's extension will be for an additional six years, and is worth just under a maximum of $60 million, with $24 million guaranteed, according to the source.
Financially, Harvard guys always finish on top, no matter what.
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 8
DeMarco Murray's monster game last Sunday was awesome and could end up catapulting us like Miles Austin's monster game in 2009. Here's a few reasons why it won't:
- It was against the Rams.
- On the 2 biggest carries of his career the week against the Patriots he ran for -2 and -1 yards.
- It was against the Rams.
Damn, I just shitted on my own point.
Fuck all that though, did you see what Broward County's own Asante Samuel said about Philly's front office?? That's never a good sign, so I'm still taking Dallas, baby! Cowboys winners, Eagles losers.
In the Tom Brady era, the Pats are 6-2 against the Steelers overall and 4-1 in Pittsburgh. That, of course, includes last year's 39-26 shellacking in Week 10. Patriots winners, Steelers losers.
Welp, so much for that "Wow, maybe Rex Grossman was right when he said the Skins could win the NFC East" sentiment. That thought is more done than Donovan McNabb as a starting QB. Bills winners, Redskins losers.
Why aren't football teams smart? Wouldn't the logical thing to do be letting Kyle Orton start and Tim Tebow finish? Tebow was fantastic in the last 5 minutes last week, but for the other 55 minutes he was awful. (Trust me, I was forced to watch that bullshit.) Let the competent QB play the bulk of the game and then big in the winner as your closer. That wouldn't work? Oh well, I got Detroit anyway. Lions winners, Broncows losers.
I know the Jaguars took out the Ravens Monday night, but I'm fairly positive Houston wins this game. Texans winners, Jaguars losers.
Welp, looks like Cam Newton is going to get his first back-to-back wins in the NFL. Congrats. Panthers winners, Vikings losers.
I hate both of these teams, but the Chiefs can't beat the Chargers, right? Well, I mean they can because they did it last year (also on Monday night in KC actually), but we don't think they can do it again though, right? Right?? I hope not because I'm talking the ol' fuck ass Bolts. Chargers winners, Chiefs losers.
Poor Dolphins players, they already stink, but could their front office be sucking for Luck any more blatantly? It just so happens that "Gator Day" fell on the same day Tim Tebow was coming to town? Word? And even besides that, UF isn't even in South Florida, it's way up in Gainesville. Miami should be the last Florida NFL team having Gator Day since they're easily the furthest from the school. Oh yeah, and then there's the small fact that UM is right down the street. Supreme suckage for Luckage. Giants winners, Dolphins losers.
The Bengals have been quite impressive this season, but for no other reason besides the game being in Seattle, I'm taking Seattle. Seahawks winners, Bengals losers.
What's the Saints' deal? What were they trying to prove against the lowly Colts that they needed to run up the score like that? And more importantly, where was that shit against Tampa Bay when I picked them to win a week prior?? Whatever, we'll see how much they run the score up on the also winless Rams. Saints winners, Rams losers.
Poor Colts, what the Saints did to them last Sunday night was rude and uncalled for. I want to pick them here "just cause" but my brain won't let me. Titans winners, Colts losers.
I'm still not positive what exactly happened to the Ravens on Monday against the Jaguars, but I doubt they will allow a 2nd 1-win team get #2 in back-to-back weeks. Ravens winners, Cardinals losers.
This Week: 7-6 (.538)
Last Week: 7-6 (.538)
Season: 69-47 (.594)
Niggas In Canada: The Failure Of P.K. Subban
Wow, there are actually black hockey players now? I was always told they existed, but I had never seen one for myself until tonight. Fascinating.
Anyway, I'm happy he was able to break into hockey, but it's a shame we can't claim this nigga after his poor showing in this fight. Dude missed more punches than Florida voters in the 2000 Presidential election. Now, I'm not saying you have to be Bones Jones to be accepted in the black community, but if you're gonna be the lone nigga in hockey, at least be able to shoot a decent fade. The shit I witness above was embarrassing. Then again, I guess that's to be expect from a nigga named Pernell.
October 27, 2011
Thursday Billboard Update - 10/27/11
Rihanna's We Found Love inches closer to the top spot by going 6-2 this week and will most likely claim it next week. In its 2nd week, Drake's Make Me Proud featuring Nicki Minaj explodes 88 spots 97-9. As Take Care approaches, it will probably make a run for #1 as well.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Adele - 21 (2-1)
2. Casting Crowns - Come To The Well (2)
3. Scott McCreery - Clear As Day (4-3)
4. Evanescence - Evanescence (1-4)
5. Tony Bennett - Duets II (6-5)
6. Lil Wayne - Tha Carter IV (9-6)
7. Lady Antebellum - Own The Night (8-7)
8. Joe - The Good, The Bad, The Sexy (8)
9. Five Finger Death Punch - American Capitalist (3-9)
10. Lauren Alaina - Wildflower (5-10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Adele - Someone Like You (1-1)
2. Rihanna - We Found Love (6-2)
3. Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (2-3)
4. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (4-4)
5. Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks (3-5)
6. Gym Class Heroes - Stereo Hearts (5-6)
7. David Guetta - Without You (7-7)
8. Cobra Starship - You Make Me Feel... (8-8)
9. Drake - Make Me Proud (97-9)
10. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (9-10)
Justin Bieber's Mistletoe debuts at #11.
Flo Rida's Good Feeling scoots 11 more spots north 42-31.
Beyonce's Party with Andre 3000 shoots 12 spots 87-75, and Countdown moves 8 spots 85-77.
Rick Ross' You The Boss with Nicki Minaj debuts at #84.
Wale's Focused featuring KiD CuDi debuts at #97. I thought these 2 didn't like each other? I guess in my quest to avoid all KiD CuDi news let their making up flew under my radar.
October 26, 2011
Random News Shit: Comedy Edition
I'm not sure of the severity of the stroke, but from everything I've read, it sounds pretty damn bad. I mean, there's no such thing as a good stroke, but you know what I'm trying to say. This sucks and I hope Patrice pulls through.
As the article says, you can send well-wishes to him at loveforpatrice@gmail.com.
3) NBC Buys Jim Gaffigan's Sitcom
I'm still ticked NBA didn't pick up Adam Carolla's sitcom, but if this Jim Gaffigan project makes it to air, it just might make up for it. Gaffigan is funny as fuck, so fingers crossed for him.
4) Workaholics Renewed For A Third Season
Of course Workaholics is helped out a lot by the Tosh.0 lead in, but it's actually a pretty funny show. At first I used to just half watch, but now I'm in. Check it out for yourself if you haven't, I'm telling you, it's good.
October 25, 2011
Herman Cain's Creepy New Political Ad
Just in case you were looking for another reason Hermain Cain won't win the Republican nomination, here you go.
A lot of people's problem with this ad is Cain's Chief of Staff Mark Block smoking, but you can't do much worse than that super creepy "I touch children" delayed smile at the end. That shit just screams "Don't trust me!"
And do we really wanna hand America over to the guy who thought this was a good idea? You could disagree with all of President Obama's policies, but I'll be damned if you tell me the guy who approved this ad is fit to run the country. No fucking way.
Related:
Herman Cain Canes The Unemployed
J. Cole - Lost Ones Video
I don't know if it'll help, but I would've rawed her too, Jermaine.
Anyway, J. Cole said his 2nd album is supposed to be coming June 2012. I can't wait to see what super old video he unearths for that one.
Why???: 50 Cent Has Cornrows Now
First 50 had this bullshit going on, and now he has cornrows? Word? After 36 years on Earth, you decided to go with cornrows? Didn't we all agree 30 was the cut off age for braids?
Fuck 50's hair though, I have something to say to white people: white people, why do y'all insist on calling this man "Fiddy"? Did y'all have a secret white people and decide this was acceptable because you'd be hard pressed to find a black person calling him that, yet I hear if 62 times whenever he's interviewed by white folks. What's with that shit? Hearing white people say "Fiddy" is autotune-esque pain to my ears. Stop it, white people, stop it.
GTA V Is Coming!!
Man, I was having a pretty crappy start to my day, but that all changed once I saw this. In the infamous words of Bart Scott: "CAN'T WAIT!"
Playboy Giving Lindsay Lohan Nearly $1 Million To Get Naked
I mean, I get it from a marketing standpoint (no one was talking about Playboy 2 days ago), but from a "people would want to see her naked and buy our product to do so" standpoint, this makes no sense. They would've been better off giving this money to Amber Rose, and we've all already seen her insides. I pray Hugh Hefner had nothing to do with this.
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State Property - 666
Sick, sick, sick. This shit go hard as fuck! Let's go ahead and put State Prop on the list of "albums that need to happen sooner than later."
Related:
State Property Reunion Freestyle
October 24, 2011
Twerk Team - Work Out Edition
I hadn't planned on posting anymore Twerk Team video, but fuck, MizzTwerksum is a beast!
Hillbilly Highway Trailer
I'm a huge fan of basically everyone involved in this film, so I'll get my real opinion to myself. I'm not sure if this will be hitting theaters, but it comes out on April 20th, 2012.
October 23, 2011
Riez - The Sky is Falling (Prod. by Cardo)
You may not know who Riez is, but you're shitting yourself if you say this shit isn't dope.
Joe Budden - Why Would I
Joey went Jay-Z American Dreamin' with the flow and I like it a lot. I'm probably biased because I'm a huge fan of both, but the shit is just dope.
Webbie Wants To Beat Up Terrence J
Webbie was recently banned from 106 & Park (for reasons that still aren't quite clear) and now he wants to fight Terrence J. And as we all know, it always makes perfect sense to get on camera and detail your crime before you do it.
Now, I'm no expert on TV procedure, but does Terrence even have enough power to get someone banned from 106 & Park? I mean, he's a big part of the show, but he's no Oprah, so I doubt he's the one calling the shots behind the scenes.
You know what I think? I think Webbie has been getting high on something much stronger (and whiter) than weed. How else do you explain his weird behavior recently (I know y'all haven't forgotten about this shit)? Hmm, maybe we can get him in the house for the next Celebrity Rehab?
October 22, 2011
Young Real Nigga - Fuck Her Pussy Inside Out (Prod. By Kanye West)
FiyahMuZik Music Group Entertainment Records first signee is back, and this time he brought Kanye West with hime! Take some time out of your day to enjoy some new Young Real Nigga.
Real Nigga Sextape is on the way!
Y.O.W.P.R.: Iggy Azalea - Pu$$y
Surprise, surprise, I found more white people rapping! This time it's Australian female rapper Iggy Azalea. Check out the video for her song Pu$$y:
Weird video, but Iggy's lil Australian ass can get pipe! Oh yeah, and she's not a bad rapper either. Hmm, I think I like Iggy Azalea. Check out another one of her video while I think more about if I like her or I like her like her.
Yeah, it's confirmed, I definitely like her like her. She's like a talented version of Kreayshawn, that I'd also like to fuck. (Then again, I guess that effectively makes her nothing like Kreayshawn, so scratch that comparison.) Hopefully her horrendous 15 minutes of fame (which ended up being more about her bummy homegirl using the N-word than about her shitty music) doesn't negatively effect Iggy's chance at blowing me up because all I need is a few more pics like the one below to put her in Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant. Who knows, maybe about that she can crack my All-White Girls list? The skies the limit for this chick.
Tye Diamond Presents: Casual Football Talk Ep. 1
Herman Cain Canes The Unemployed
I never really spoke on this Herman Cain guy because I never thought he stood a real chance to win the Republican nomination, but now that he's leading in a few polls (even though he still doesn't really have a chance), so why not?
How crazy would it be to have 2 black men running for President? So crazy that would most likely mark the end of affirmative action and the racial card. You can practically see all the voided racial card attempts from here.
Even though it'd suck to live life without the racial card, I'd love to see Cain run against Obama because white folks would learn FAST that most black people didn't vote for Obama in '08 because he is black. Cain is like 12x blacker than Obama and he would get dominated in the black vote, probably even worse than McCain did in '08. Why? Because it'd not about color, it's about money.
Again, Cain isn't going to win the nomination, so none of this matters, but it would be hilarious to hear white people saying things like "You voted for Obama because he was black, Cain is even blacker!" And then black people getting mad and calling that white person racist, only to be reminded that all race cards are now null and void. Wouldn't that be awesome?
Anyway, more Colbert after the jump.
October 20, 2011
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 7
Usually bulletin board material like this results in a loss for the bulletin boarder and a win for the bulletin boardee, but like I've said many times before, fuck the Chargers. Jets winners, Chargers losers.
I said that first loss was coming for the Lions soon, but I didn't think it'd be that soon. Oh well, they'll get back on track against the overrated Falcons. Lions winners, Falcons losers.
Okay, what's the deal with the Bucs, are the team that got smoked by 45 in San Fran or the team that took out N.O. last week? I can't decide.
What I can decide is that I don't like Chicago. Buccaneers winners, Bears losers.
One of these 2 are going to win the NFC South, and I'm leaning towards saying whoever wins this game will be that team. I guess I'll take Tennessee coming off their bye. Titans winners, Texans losers.
After last Sunday's loss to the Pats, my fellow Cowboys fans were in full on panic mode. But why though? Yeah, we're 2-3, but we've played arguably the toughest schedule in the NFL thus far (the Jets, Niners, Skins, Lions, and Pats have a combined record of 21-8) and we still lead late in all 3 of our losses. I'm not saying we're without issue or worry, but things could be a lot worse and it's definitely not the time to start panicking.
Now, if we don't kill the 0-5 Rams with A.J. Feeley likely starting, then we might have something to worry about. Cowboys winners, Rams losers.
Can we stop with all the "Hue Jackson coached him before" talk in attempt to justify that atrocious Carson Palmer trade? Mike Martz coached Roy Williams before he went to Chicago, and how is that working out so far? And that's with Martz actually coaching Williams in the past, Jackson was the wide receiver coach in Cincinnati, he didn't even coach Palmer.
Oh, and the "Oakland wants to win now" angle needs to cease as well. The Raiders weren't winning anybody's Super Bowl before Carson Palmer and they damn sure aren't after, not even on Madden.
With all that being said, there's no way I'm taking Kansas City on the road after those 2 struggle wins over Minnesota and Indianapolis (combined record: 1-11). Raiders winners, Chiefs losers.
Christian Ponder? Against Green Bay? No further analysis needed. Packers winners, Vikings losers.
Hey, it's Super Bowl XLIII II! Sadly for Arizona, the result of part 2 will be the same as part 1... kinda like "The Hangover" in football form. Steelers winners, Cardinals losers.
Looks like it's time for the Redskins to fall back down to their mediocre reality. Panthers winners, Redskins losers.
Man, talk about Tebow Time, not only is he making his first start this year, but he returns to Florida to do it. Albeit South Florida, but still, Florida nonetheless. Oh, and I'm still waiting on that ejection Brandon Marshall promised, maybe he'll do it against his former team? Broncos winners, Dolphins losers.
Sean Payton can stay home and rest his leg Sunday night because the Colts are in full Suck For Luck mode. Saints winners, Colts losers.
How in the hell did ESPN get stuck with this game? I know they didn't think the Jaguars had a chance to be good this year, and it's not a rivalry, so this just seems odd. Whatever. Ravens winners, Jaguars losers.
No one wants to see this game, right? The Browns might very well be the most boring team to watch in the NFL, and the Seahawks are the Seahawks. Oh well, somebody's gotta win, so I'll take the Seahawks on the road for some reason I'm not yet aware of. Seahawks winners, Brown winners.
This Week: 7-6 (.538)
Last Week: 9-4 (.692)
Season: 62-41 (.602)
Young Jeezy - .38
Very Young Jeezy of Young Jeezy. Jammin' beat, decent lyrics, simple hook, it's Jeezy.
Related:
Young Jeezy TM103 Public Service Announcement
Thursday Billboard Update - 10/20/11
Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa's Young, Wild & Free featuring Bruno Mars debuts at #10.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Evanescence - Evanescence (1)
2. Adele - 21 (2-2)
3. Five Finger Death Punch - American Capitalist (3)
4. Scott McCreery - Clear As Day (1-4)
5. Lauren Alaina - Wildflower (5)
6. Tony Bennett - Duets II (3-6)
7. Ryan Adams - Ashes & Fire (7)
8. Lady Antebellum - Own The Night (4-8)
9. Lil Wayne - Tha Carter IV (6-9)
10. Martina McBride - Eleven (10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Adele - Someone Like You (1-1)
2. Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (2-2)
3. Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks (3-3)
4. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (4-4)
5. Gym Class Heroes - Stereo Hearts (5-5)
6. Rihanna - We Found Love (7-6)
7. David Guetta - Without You (8-7)
8. Cobra Starship - You Make Me Feel... (9-8)
9. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (6-9)
10. Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa - Young, Wild & Free (10)
- Flo Rida's Good Feeling flies 35 spots 77-42.
- Big Sean's Dance (Ass) skies 24 spots 93-69 in its 2nd week.
- Ace Hood's Body 2 Body with Chris Brown moves 12 spots 88-76.
- Beyonce's Countdown debuts #85.
- Tyga's Still Got It featuring Drake debuts at #89.
- Roscoe Dash's Good Good Night debuts at #91.
- Just one week after being released, Drake's Make Me Proud debuts at #97.
Shottas The Series?!
I don't know when this is starting, I don't know what channel it's gonna be on, I don't even know if it's gonna be on any channel, but you best believe when it begins I will be front row center! There is no fucking way I'm missing a series based on one of the most hilarious independent movies of all-time, especially one that brings back people from the original cast (I wonder if skinny DJ Khaled will make an appearance?).
Oh, and in case you were wondering, here's where Biggs is.
October 19, 2011
Young Jeezy TM103 Public Service Announcement
So I guess putting out P.S.A.'s is the new cool thing to do since that Lil Wayne bullshit a couple weeks ago? I might have to get the homie Young Real Nigga on the bandwagon.
Anyway, TM103 will allegedly be in stores December 20th. I guess we'll have to wait and see (again).
Related:
TM103 Gets Pushed Back Again
Good Music: The Album Coming Soon
The Amber Cole Song
Go ahead and get off your high horse because you know this shit is hilarious!
Related:
A Few Thoughts On Amber Cole
October 18, 2011
T.I. - Here Ye, Hear Ye (feat. Pharrell)
Fucking nice! And you know what? T.I. didn't totally murder Pharrell either, P held his own. Regardless, this shit is dope.
Anyway, check out the 2 album titles Tip is kicking around for the new album (that hopefully he'll be free when it's released):
"The first of two album titles I'm debating is Kill the King because in all that I've gone through I've observed how people respond to my circumstances, and I always wonder 'Why y'all coming at me like this?' But I thought, 'How do you expect them to act?'" he explains. "Life is a game of chess and the object is to kill the king. If you anoint yourself king, you have made yourself a target. The second one is self-explanatory – Trouble." via RollingStone.com
I say just go with Kill The King.
Here's the official artwork for Here Ye, Here Ye. Apparently Pharrell has changed his name to Sk8brd, but like Mos Def and The Game before him, he will always be known as Pharrell on FiyahMuZik.com.
The Rap Battle 3
Damn, this nigga Timothy DeLaGhetto been in every damn body's videos lately. He did a video with Spoken Reasons, he did a video with Dashie, and now he's done one with DeshawnRaw. Asian buddy is working.
Anyway, that Mute Spittah nigga cracks me the fuck up! Another good rap battle. Swag.
Related:
The Rap Battle 2
Nicki Minaj (Unfunny) Public Service Announcement
If you ever needed a reason why comedy isn't for everybody, look no further. I mean, fuck, you would think she collaborated with Dormtainment to do this Lil Wayne parody by the overwhelming unfunniness of it. And most egregiously, she didn't even pull down her pants! The whole reason I (and hopefully many others) turned off the Wayne PSA was because the nigga started pulling down his pants, and what did we get from Nicki? Nothing. A big ass shiny plate of nothing. I now know how Def Jam felt after they signed Shyne.
So let's recap: not only did this "parody" not contain one morsel of comedy, but there was also no Nicki nudity. Fuck! I guess I should be more pissed off at myself for watching the whole thing than anything else, but fuck that, I'm deflecting the blame. Nicki Minaj is hot, thus she doesn't have to be funny, so I'm sending a big "screw you" out on the cameraman and uploader for even putting this out there to be seen. Screw you, cameraman and uploader!
Raiders Trading 2 First-Round Pick... For Carson Palmer?!?!!
And why even have Kyle Boller on your roster or draft Terrelle Pryor if the thought of one of them starting would make you fork over that much for a QB that hasn't been good in over half a decade? I guess Al Davis doesn't have to be alive for Oakland to make awful trades. Maybe they did this to honor Al in some fucked up way or as one last hooray? Who knows, I just can't make a bit of sense out of this.
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A Few Thoughts On Amber Cole
Hilarious! Looks like Amber Cole isn't the only lil girl that's been giving up some head on school grounds lol.
Fuck this girl though, I'm still trying to figure out what's the big deal with Amber Cole. Isn't there thousands, if not millions, of videos of young hoes doing ho shit on the internet? Why is Amber Cole so special? Is she J. Cole's little sister or something? Seriously, why her? You would think she revolutionized dick sucking the way she's taken over the internet in the past 24 hours. I don't get it. Besides, who wants to see a 14 year-old sucking dick other than R. Kelly and this poor guy?
On the other side of things, why are so many people defending her as if she didn't make the conscious to blow some dick at school with other dudes (who may or may not have been next) around watching? I'm supposed to feel sorry for her because she's the school ho and now she might commit suicide? Judging by the sheer brazenness of her actions, I'm sure it was no military secret she was a freak anyway.
And to keep it really real, how bad of a thing would it actually be if Amber Cole committed suicide? Is she going from sucking dick at school to an audience of boys to one day finding a cure for cancer? I doubt it, so what would be the major loss? We're rapidly nearing 7 billion people on Earth, really, what's one less kid who is probably on her way to shitting out 6 or 7 kids she won't be able to take care of?
Now, I'm NOT saying the damn girl should kill herself over this whole mess, or even that she deserves to die, I'm just saying if she did kill herself it'd no big deal. But hell, with all the cameras and cell phones everywhere there will probably be video of us all in some sort of debaucherous act at some point, she's just ahead of the curve.
Whatever, let me stop talking about this foolishness before Chris Hansen walks up and tells me to take a seat.
October 17, 2011
All Pink Everything Must Stop!
Look, I'm all for breast cancer awareness, hell, I'd even say I love titties an inordinate amount more than the next man, but this shit has gone too far. Wearing pink for Breast Cancer Awareness Month has gone from something people did to actually raise money and awareness to something cool that people now over do to bring attention to themselves. Yes, this pink shit has jumped the shark.
Now, I know we all love us some titties, but y'all do know there are other types of cancer out there we need to be aware of, right? I don't see anybody dressing in all black for Lung Cancer Awareness Month (November) or all brown for Colon/Rectal Cancer Awareness Month (March), so why do we over do it for Breast Cancer Awareness Month? Oh yeah, everybody needs an excuse to be seen.
Here's a concept: how about instead of buying a bunch of pink crap that may or may not be going towards breast cancer research or dressing your sports team in all pink, we just donate to cancer research directly? That's right, fuck awareness, put your money where your month is if you really care. There are plenty of cancer foundations out there, pick one, and put some dollars down. I'm sure they could use the money more than the rampant pinkness that's seemingly taking over the world.
Don't get me wrong though, I'm not saying everybody that wears pink in October is doing it for the wrong reasons, nor am I condemning the Whalers (this was actually their 4th "Pink Out"), but my goodness, enough with the damn pink! Besides, if we're not aware of breast cancer by now, I don't think we ever will be.
(Side note: I know somebody will misconstrue my point in writing this, so let me say now that you're an asshole.)
Premo Block: Bieber Denied BET Cypher Appearance
Of course he should've said no as soon as Bieber asked to be down, but I'll give him a pass since the right decision was ultimately made.
What the fuck is wrong with Justin Bieber though? How you wanna be an MC, but don't wanna write your own rhymes? Fuck outta here with that bullshit, Bieber.
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So it turns out the Biebs did write his own rap for the cypher after all. Oh well, disaster avoided regardless.
Random News Shit: Post-Week 6 NFL Headlines
Hey, I didn't know Bill Simmons coached the Detroit Lions (and had a tempter)! I guess the whole Grantland thing was just a cover up.
Anyway, I hate to call these guys idiots because they have the 49ers and Lions 5-1, but both Jim and Bill were in the wrong here. If I was forced to take sides at dickpoint (sorry, "at gunshot" is too cliche and I'd personally be far more afraid to be money shot), I'd say Simmons was more wrong because he didn't have to go after Harbaugh after the slap on the back. Yeah, it was kind of hard, but it's not that serious.
As far as neither guy being fined goes, I guess I understand why the NFL wouldn't fine either of them. I'm sure they're saving their paper so they can dole out more retarded fines to it's players.
2) Rams Acquire Brandon Lloyd For Scraps
All Denver was asking for was a 6th round pick for their best player? Why in the hell did it take so long for a Brandon Lloyd trade to happen? Someone should've taken them up on that offer Thursday when they first announced he was on the block. Oh well, at least the Pats didn't get him.
3) Sam Bradford Has A High Ankle Sprain
Thank goodness, it's about time my Cowboys got an easy game. Not to say we couldn't beat the Rams easily if Bradford was playing, but I much rather this.
Well this sure sucks dick. Good thing we have the Bradford-less Rams coming to town this week.
5) David Garrard To Have Back Surgery
Well what the hell was he waiting for? It's been a month and a half since he loss his job and now he's gonna have back surgery? What the fuck has he been doing these past 6 weeks that he couldn't have had the surgery as soon as he got cut? Niggas, boy I tell ya.
SGGP: Beyoncé - Love On Top Video
Hmm, should this be "Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnanter" instead? Oh well, whatever.
Though I doubt Beyonce was pregnant when this video was shot (though some would argue she's not pregnant now), I still think we can still classify this ass softcore MILF porn. Did you see those titties moving? I'd like to put my love on top of those, but I digress.
October 16, 2011
Shyne Dropped By Def Jam?
Around this time last year, Shyne talked about wanting to leave Def Jam for Cash Money. Well, according to producer Ken Lewis, he's free to go not get his album released by Cash Money, because he's been dropped by Def Jam. Take it away, HipHopDX and Ken:
DX: You worked on Shyne's album Godfather Buried Alive, and you were also mixing all of his upcoming album, right?
Ken Lewis: Well, I mixed 18 songs for the upcoming album and produced two, but he got dropped from Def Jam [Records], and I haven’t heard from him since.
DX: I didn't even realize he had been dropped from Def Jam—
Ken Lewis: Yeah, that may not be common knowledge. [Laughs] That might get me in trouble. His release date was splattered as May 17 all over the world, but the day came and went, and I never heard from Shyne again. I don't really know what happened to him, I just know that as far as I’m concerned, 'm not a part of that record anymore.
Whew! Looks like we dodged a bullet there. Now if only we could every recording studio in Belize to stage an NBA-esque lockout against Shyne so we could be assured no more
Oh, and speaking of
Ken Lewis: As he told me, he didn't want to be the same guy that was locked up. He's like, 'I don't want to put my mother through that again, I don't to go back to that old guy.' It was a conscious decision for him to change his vocal style and his flow. A lot of people didn't get it and wanted him to go back to the old Shyne, but he had enough belief and integrity in himself to say, 'As far I'm concerned, I'm rapping for the people in streets and in prison, I don't give a fuck what the critics think.' So love him or hate him, you've got to respect him for knowing who the audience he's trying to reach is, and speaking directly to them and sticking to it and not trying to mold himself to whatever the flavor of the day is.
So Shyne made the conscious decision to purposely make shitty music... and he's blaming that decision on his mom? Really? I bet his mom is at home re-living this scene from "Talladega Nights" and replacing "Ricky Bobby" with "
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October 15, 2011
This Nigga Still Livin'??: Vita
Recently I heard wise tale of Vita trying to make a comeback via Charlamagne Tha God's Donkey of the Day. After hearing the tale, I thought to myself "How could that be, Vita died nearly a decade ago?" Then out of nowhere comes this footage from S.O.B.'s confirming her existence (I promise it's not a Will.I.Am hologram of Vita from the grave), and as it turns out, she's been alive this whole time. Ain't that some shit?
Anyway, enjoy this performance by Vita (as much as anyone can enjoy a performance by Vita), and who knows, maybe next year she can close-out the BET Hip-Hop Awards.
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 6
You've heard all stats about how many points the Pats score and how awesome Tom Brady's new haircut is. You've also heard about the "Romo-Coaster" and how much the Cowboys suck. I'm not buying it. Sure, we loss 4th quarter leads in our 2 losses, but I love the direction my team is going in (it take some part of talent to get double digit leads on good teams like the Jets and Lions). Call me crazy, but I like Dallas in an upset. Cowboys winners, Patriots losers.
2) 49ers (4-1) @ Lions (5-0)
Those records look fake, right? The NFL has been flipped on its head this year.
Anyway, I like the 49ers, but their WR situation scares me, especially on the road against a defense like the Lions'. And while loss number 1 is coming for Detroit soon, it won't be coming this week. Lions winners, 49ers losers.
3) Bills (4-1) @ Giants (3-2)
At first I was stunned by the Giants losing to the Seahawks... then I saw their 3 W's came against St. Louis (0-4), Philly (1-4), and Arizona (1-4). The Giants are totally overrated and I fully expect the Bills to go on the road and handle their business. Bills winners, Giants losers.
4) Saints (4-1) @ Buccaneers (3-2)
The Bucs looked awful last week in San Fran, and now they're down LeGarrette Blount. Saints winners, Buccaneers losers.
5) Eagles (1-4) @ Redskins (3-1)
The Eagles have burned me more times than African prostitute this year, but they've got to win eventually, right? Yeah, their defense sucks and they don't run the ball enough, but the reason they've been losing is because of stupid mistakes. That's fixable. Hopefully they figure it out this week. Eagles winners, Redskins losers.
6) Panthers (1-4) @ Falcons (2-3)
Am I crazy for thinking the Panthers could totally beat the Falcons here? If this game was in Carolina I'd probably take the upset, but I don't like Atlanta to lose back-to-back games in the Georgia Dome. Falcons winners, Panthers losers.
7) Texans (3-2) @ Ravens (3-1)
The Texans were already minus Andre Johnson and Mario Williams, then news broke that Matt Schaub missed practice the other day. Schaub is probably going to play, but still not exactly things you'd like to hear going into Baltimore if you planned on picking Houston. Ravens winners, Texans losers.
8) Browns (2-2) @ Raiders (3-2)
I knew I should've changed my pick to the Raiders last Saturday after Al Davis died. Oh well, I'll make up for it here when Oakland takes out Cleveland. Raiders winners, Browns losers.
9) Dolphins (0-4) @ Jets (2-3)
Matt Moore should just play this game on his back because that's likely where he'll be for majority of it. Besides, you know your team is fucked when unemployed QBs like David Garrard and Jake Delhomme turn down an opportunity to play for you. Jets winners, Dolphins losers.
10) Vikings (1-4) @ Bears (2-3)
What in the fuck was I thinking picking the Bears to beat the Lions at home last week? Also, how in the fuck does Lovie Smith still have a job? I've never seen a coach blow all 3 of his
timeouts in the first quarter. That shit was amazing.Luckily for them they have the First Half Warriors coming to town, so they will never totally be out of this game. Bears winners, Vikings losers.
11) Jaguars (1-4) @ Steelers (3-2)
The Steelers made light work of the Titans last week at home and I don't see why that wouldn't continue against the garbage ass Jaguars. Steelers winners, Jaguars losers.
12) Colts (0-5) @ Bengals (3-2)
At this point, the Colts have no reason to even try to win a game. Might as well put the rest of their key guys on IR with "nagging injuries" and continue to suck for Luck. Bengals winners, Colts losers.
13) Rams (0-4) @ Packers (5-0)
Do we even need to discuss this one? Thought not. Packers winners, Rams losers.
This Week: 9-4 (.692)
Last Week: 5-8 (.385)
Season: 55-35 (.611)
October 14, 2011
Rick Ross Has 2nd Seizure
Good news: Rick Ross was released from the hospital after his seizure and boarded another flight to Memphis.
Bad news: Rick Ross had another seizure and his private jet had to make an emergency stop in Birmingham.
Maybe Ross should consider taking the Greyhound when he's released from the hospital this time? Or maybe just realize that show in Memphis wasn't meant to be. Either way, I hope dude pulls through because we need that new album.
Related:
Rick Ross Unconscious After Seizure, Now 'Okay'
Rick Ross Unconscious After Seizure, Now 'Okay'
Since then, DJ Sam Sneak and Wale have come out and said Ross is okay. And minutes ago Ross (or someone using his account) tweeted Elliot Wilson of RapRadar.com to essential say he's fine.
Maybe it's time for Rozay to wake up to a bowl of low sodium oatmeal instead of his usual lobster bisque.
Lil Duval - Snitches (feat. Triple J)
Oh snap, it's Triple J! If you're not from Florida (and specifically South Florida) then you probably don't know who Triple J is, but is was a pretty big local artists back in the late 90's-early 00's. I believe he was actually signed to Def Jam at one point too, but don't quote me on that.
Anyway, this shit is dope and real as fuck. It's easy to say don't snitch when your ass ain't in trouble, but it's a different story when they start talking about doling out serious time. Very well done Mr. Duval.
Mystikal Still Got It
Here's a video of Mystikal in the studio with Mannie Fresh, Juvenile, Skip, and a few others showing he totally still has it lyrically. Enjoy!
Mysikal is the anti-Shyne, prison didn't slow this nigga down one bit lyrically. I won't say he's better than he was before, but he definitely hasn't lost a step, unlike Shyne who has lost his feet.
Aight, enough playing around, get in that booth and let's get a new Mystikal album!
Michael Eric Dyson Teaching A Course On Jay-Z At Georgetown
Shit! Talk about being a big deal, not too many rappers can make this claim, especially ones that are still alive. Hip-Hop has never seen winning at the pace Jay-Z is winning at right now.
Forbes Interviews David Banner
I know kids are predisposed to look up to the biggest rappers like Lil Wayne and Kanye, and that's fine, but David Banner is a realistic example of what you can do with hard work and education. Props to the brotha Banner.
Related:
David Banner - Swag VideoDavid Banner On The N-Word
Nas - It's A Tower Heist (feat. Rick Ross)
Dope! Nas rips that first verse to pieces and Ross is on a crazy winning streak right now.
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