October 25, 2011

Why???: 50 Cent Has Cornrows Now

First 50 had this bullshit going on, and now he has cornrows? Word? After 36 years on Earth, you decided to go with cornrows? Didn't we all agree 30 was the cut off age for braids?

Fuck 50's hair though, I have something to say to white people: white people, why do y'all insist on calling this man "Fiddy"? Did y'all have a secret white people and decide this was acceptable because you'd be hard pressed to find a black person calling him that, yet I hear if 62 times whenever he's interviewed by white folks. What's with that shit? Hearing white people say "Fiddy" is autotune-esque pain to my ears. Stop it, white people, stop it.