Winners: Dondria's body; foxtails; Naturi Naughton's body; Trey Songz's momma; Trey Songz for bringing his fine ass momma; Kanye West's performance; Queen Latifiah's rap verse over Forever; Jada Pinkett's legs; Alicia Keys; bronzer; Swizz Beatz for upgrading his R&B singer wifey; smoke machines; Usher; Mike Epps; the show "The Game"; T.I.; Nia Long; Lorenze Tate; Drake; Alicia's performance; B.o.B; Keyshia Cole's vocals; Eminem's performance; Monica's performance; lip-synching; light-up jackets; Young Jeezy; Trey Songz momma again; El DeBarge; Gary Coleman; Todd Bridges; Teddy P; Tyrese; dark skin brothas; John Legend; J. Cole; Janelle Monae; Esperanza; Alicia Keys one more time; Patti LaBelle; Prince; Jehovah; Chris Brown; Ludacris; lip-synching; DJ Khaled; Tommy Lee.
Biggest Winner: The smoke machine!
Losers: B.o.B; Bruno Mars replacement; T.I.'s suit; fake Glee choir group (Crenshaw High Elite); African fashion; Dondria's vocals; Cassie's hair; Doug E. Fresh; Nokio's hair; Nicki Minaj's everything; Roscoe Dash's hair; Carmelo Anthony sweater; Soulja Boy for ever recording Pretty Boy Swag; Kanye West's performance outfit; the rest of Queen Latifah's opening act; Willow Smith, Mashonda; Keyshia's hair; B.o.B's sailor hat; Monica's outfit; Diddy-Dirty Money; Michael Jackson; Chris Brown; Drake's live performance; BET's censors; Debra Lee; Janelle Monae's hair (as usual); Alicia's unborn child; Rick Ross' shirt; Busta Rhymes; Diddy again; Nicki Minaj again; Fabolous' verse on All I Do Is Win Remix.
Biggest Loser: Barbers & hair stylist in L.A.
Overall, the show was pretty damn good. I mean, the 2 worst performances (Diddy-Dirty Money and All I Do Is Win Remix) weren't even all that bad. In facet, the main show was so good, half of the losers are from the pre-show and all but 5 of the winners were from the main show. Yeah, that good. I pleasantly surprised.
It wasn't all good though. The first major problem was the fact they didn't even present all the awards. Seriously, who won Best New Artist, Best Gospel Artist, Best Group, Video Director of the Year, and Best International Act?? They made up an award pre-show and gave it to Chris Brown for crying (and yes they made the award up, if you say they didn't then tell me who else was nominated for it??), but they couldn't do any of these awards they actually released nominees for?? Now they could've come on while I wasn't paying attention...but I doubt it.
The only other major problem I had with the show itself was Chris Brown's Michael Jackson tribute. I know everybody loved it, but the move weren't that crisp. Usher should have done it since he is the one Michael anointed to take his place. The light-up jacket dance sequence was dope though.
