Winners: Miami booty bass; Luke; Kid Rock; DJ Laz; Power 96; Pitbull; Trick Daddy Dollaz; Eddie Griffin; J. Prince; Willie D; The Game; Do Or Die; Drake; UGK; Bun B; Jonah Hill; Jermaine Dupri; Lil Jon; Bow Wow; Master P; Taraji P. Henson's ass; Silkk The Shocker still being alive; Mystikal; Mystikal's hat; T.I.; Gucci Mane; Bone Crusher's gut; Ying Yang Twins; Craig Robinson; Timbaland; congestion; Missy Elliott; Kelly Rowland's body; Chamillionaire; Donald Glover; Being so horny; Fresh Kid Ice of 2 Live Crews' arm; Asher Roth.
Losers: Craig Robinson's stamina (nigga had done tired himself out before he went into his first joke lol); Luke's teeth; Luke's dancer (them hoes was tired halfway through the first song); Drake's stage performance; Kriss Kross; Da Brat; whoever allowed JD to allow Dem Franchize Boyz to perform; Bow Wow (he didn't even get to do any of his own songs); Diddy's grill; Diddy's lip synching; Romeo reading the teleprompter; Mia X; Fiend; Silkk The Shocker lip synching; Gucci Mane (they let him perform Wasted?? Really??); Trina; Brandy's outfit; Keri Hilson's vocals; Magoo; David Banner's facial hair; Slim Thug; Paul Wall's flow; Mike Jones; Lil Flip; 2 Live Crew (more like 2 Old Crew now); Sleepy Brown; nail polish; Asher Roth's outfit; Miami; DJ Khaled; Trina again; Flo Rida; Rick Ross; minks; Pitbull; VH1 (how you gonna end HIP-HOP Honors with Reggaeton?); Memphis.
Okay, now, I totally understand some people might have declined, but if that was the case, then they should have just shortened the show. The first hour was all-time great, but the second hour bordered on all-time bad, especially the last segment where Miami was honored for the third time! Let me get this straight, Miami gets 3 segment, Atlanta gets 3 segments, but Memphis doesn't even get mentioned?? What the fuck?? That last segment was a travesty, I mean, why were we honoring that shit anyway?? Because of this, I'm gonna continue this post tomorrow with a brand new "Top 10 Unanswered Questions From Hip Hop Honors: The Dirty South" podcast! See you then!
