Now, I'm warning you, this next comment is gonna be fucked up. If you don't want to hear it, just leave now.
(You gone yet? Okay, good.)
How do we know Sean Kingston getting hurt in a jet ski accident wasn't God's way of punishing him for Beautiful Girls? I don't see why that's not a possibility, that song blew ass. Also, how do we know it's not just his pride that is in critical condition? Crashing your jet ski into a bridge when Miami is packed with tourists can't be good for the ego.
Welp, I hope dude makes a full recovery so he can once again torment us with terrible music. And speaking of terrible music, why couldn't this have happened to Lil B or Soulja Boy instead? That would've been even more beneficial to our ears than it happening to Sean Kingston. Just putting it out there.
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