Newt Gingrich: Glittered

I don't like Newt Gingrich all that much, but if I was him I would've got up and swung on gay buddy. Yeah, I probably would've been charged with a hate crime, but it would've been worth it because nothing is more annoying than glitter. Glitter is more annoying than Soulja Boy and sand combined. No one deserves that, even Newt.

Oh, and Newt, it's not too early to just go ahead and pull out of the presidential race. I'm just saying.