I say let's crank this, band together, and riot! Who's with me?!
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April 29, 2011
NFL Re-Locked Out
I say let's crank this, band together, and riot! Who's with me?!
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Fonzworth Bentley - Venice Beaches Video
Fresh off the release of his C.O.L.O.U.R.S. mixtape, Mr. Bentley drops a vid for the super smooth Venice Beaches. I absolutely love this track and I'm looking forward to listening to the whole mixtape very soon.
Great TwerkTeam Video Or Greatest TwerkTeam Video?
Wow, wow, wow! My support for the girls had been waning, but this video brought me right back into the fold. Even Lady L showed up this week, that hasn't happened since Betty left. I don't know if they need to choreograph the dances every week or need to do slow songs every week, but whatever it was that made her dance good again, they need to do it more often.
Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect Ep. 112
April 28, 2011
Cam Newton Goes #1 & Other NFL Draft Ish
As far as the football side of things go, I think it was a good pick. You need a quarterback and butts in seats and that's exactly what Cam brings. I think he'll be find as long as they don't try to change him too much and just let him play his game.
Before we talk about everybody else, lets talk about the Cowboys pick of Tyron Smith. I'm happy with it. Yes, I was hoping Patrick Peterson would continue to fall to my 'Boys (FUCK the Cardinals!), and yes, we already have a left tackle, but regardless of who plays right or left, I'm glad we addressed our needs this year. I love the guys on our O-line, but they're getting up there age wise.
Tomorrow we have the 8th pick of the 2nd round (or the 40th overall) and I'm hoping for UM's CB Brandon Harris. Of course since I just said that, he'll be off the board first, but that's who I have my sights set on next.
Anyway, the biggest surprised of the draft (to me) was obviously Nick Fairley falling all the way down to 13th. This is a guy people were talking about going #1 overall back in February, that's insane. And now he's teamed up with Ndamukong Suh in Detroit? Man, it's about to be a problem! The biggest surprise to everyone else was the Titans taking Jake Locker at #7. I didn't see it coming either, but damn, Nick Fairley was the 13th overall pick! That's crazy.
The biggest steal of the draft was EASILY Mark Ingram at #28 by the Saints. The best running back in the draft by didn't go until 28 overall. That's just weird, but it was a damn good move by the Saints. That should pay off for them immediately.
The last thing I wanted to speak about was Julio Jones. Atlanta traded up to get Julio with the 6th pick, but fuck all that, did you see this nigga's hair? Buddy had a ghetto mullet, fade in the front, dreads in the back. I never seen that shit in my life! I'm seriously considering throwing him in the 2011 L.A.M.E. Awards for "Lamest Hair (Male)." That seems very necessary right now. More on that at a later date.
(Draft side note: I'm so happy everybody booed the fuck out of Roger Goodell at the beginning, that was fucking AWESOME! I hope that was a really real realization that he and the owners loss and that they need to take that L and move on.)
Diggy Simmons In The Lab With Bangladesh
Good stuff, hopefully he snatches up a hater and not that same ol' same ol'.
Why???: Warren G Pimpin' Penis Pills
Lawd, PLEASE don't let this be how Warren G helped raise money for Nate Dogg's funeral. PLEASE!
I'm joking, with all the hits Nate was on, I'm sure his family is caked up real decent. Either way, this is sad. I mean damn, its come to this, Warren? You can't do a show with Snoop or make an album to get this little bit of paper Affirm XL had to offer? And if you're gonna do penis enhancement commercials, at least go to ExtenZe like Jimmy Johnson, not no damn Affirm XL.
(Side note: If you're not paying attention when this commercial starts it sounds gay as hell. "It's time to take it. Warren told me to take it. I gotta take it. *Boing!* As Lil Duval would say, "GAY GAY GAY.")
Oh, and this isn't the only ad Warren did for Affirm XL, here's another, but in the bathroom this time.
Sad. Sad. Sad.
(Side note: What's going on with Warren's arms??)
Peyton Hillis Wins Madden 12 Cover
Actually, I'm not even positive he won and EA Sports didn't just go in a room and say, "We CANNOT put Michael Vick on the cover again!" Then again, Hillis did put out the new golden boy, Aaron Rodgers, in the previous round, so maybe he did beat Vick in a vote?
Well, whatever the case is, the city of Cleveland should be pissed. On the surface, it's awesome to get the recognition, but in the grand scheme of things, now your always shitty team just got the Madden curse placed on its best player. I like Hillis (he was my fantasy MVP last season), so I hope nothing happens to him, but if it did, no one should be surprised.
(Side note: Hopefully EA brings the speed burst button back on Madden 12.)
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Thursday Billboard Update - 4/28/11
We might need to run the Katy Perry/Rihanna .gif in reverse because Katy Perry's E.T. returns to #1, knocking Rihanna's S&M down to #4. With the domination of her album, its only right that Adele's single Rolling In The Deep would end up at #2. Will she cover take Katy Perry next week? Maybe. Recording his 5th top 10 (Damn, already??) is Bruno Mars with The Lazy Song (11-6). And oddly enough, after debuting last week, Lady Gaga's Judas actually falls out of the top 10. Oh well, I'm sure it'll be back soon enough.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Adele - 21 (2-1)
2. Glee Cast - Glee: The Music Presents The Warblers (2)
3. Foo Fighters - Wasting Light (1-3)
4. Various Artists - Lemonade Mouth sdtk (18-4)
5. Britney Speaks - Femme Fatale (6-5)
6. Alison Krauss & Union Station - Paper Airplanes (3-6)
7. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (10-7)
8. Paul Simon - So Beautiful Or So What (4-8)
9. Chris Brown - F.A.M.E. (9-9)
10. Justin Bieber - Never Say Never: The Remixes (22-10)
- DJ Quik's Book Of David debuts at #55 this week with 9,800 copies sold.
- Down at #78, Cam'ron and Vado's Gunz N' Butta debuts to 7,600 albums sold.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Katy Perry - E.T. (1-2)
2. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (6-2)
3. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (3-3)
4. Rihanna - S&M (1-4)
5. Jeremih - Down On Me (4-5)
6. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (11-6)
7. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (8-7)
8. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now (7-8)
9. Ke$ha - Blow (12-9)
10. Cee-Lo - Fuck You (5-10)
- Beyonce's new single Run the World (Girls) is this week's top debut at #33.
- Adele's Turning Tables debuts at #63.
- Jennifer Lopez's Papi debuts at #99.
April 25, 2011
Random News Shit: Entertainment Edition
Niiiiiceeee! The Bad Meets Evil EP is supposed to be dropping June 14th, so fingers crossed for its timely arrival.
2) Serena Williams...The Rapper?
From rackets to rapping, this shit is insane! I pray Serena isn't really considering a music career, because that really really wouldn't be a good look....and mostly likely not a good sound either. Somebody get Bryant McKinnie back on the football field before he fucks up Serena's good name.
3) Dwight Howard Awarded $500,000 From Baby Momma
Good for you Dwight, only $500,000,000 to go! I'm sure this will totally make up for the ass beating Atlanta is serving up your Magic.
4) Coco Reality Show?
Looks like Coco will be the latest female to get a reality show for fucking a rapper. I'm glad to see hard work still paying off.
NFL Lockout Lifted
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Alley Boy Explains Yung L.A. Beat Down
I still think it was lame to jump him, but I definitely understand and can even respect Alley Boy after his clarification.
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April 24, 2011
R.I.P. Flavor Flav's Chicken
Anyway, the bottom line is Flavor Flav's Chicken is no more, so the next time you're in Clinton, Iowa, don't expect to taste Flav's homemade recipe.
It isn't all bad news though, if you were really dying to taste Flav's fried cocks, Flavor Flav's House Of Flavors in Las Vegas is set to open up on May 30th. Yeeeaaaahhh BWOY!
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April 23, 2011
Nas & Damian Marley - Nah Mean Video
Nice! I love this song and now I love this video. How long did it take to shoot this video though, 10, 20 minutes tops? I don't know, but it makes me wonder what the hell took them so long to do it seeing how the album dropped around this time LAST YEAR.
Random News Shit: All Over The Place Edition
And for you Heat haters out there, no he didn't get married to a dude, he got married to his GIRLfriend Adrienne Nicole Williams. I guess he doesn't really care about the gay rumors anyway because if he did he would've made a big deal out of this wedding. Hell, if people were questioning my sexuality I would've documented every second of the wedding and had it put on WorldStar under the title "Fiyah NOT Gay After All, Gets Married, Loves Pussy."
Well good for him, though I don't give a shit what he does as long as he keeps playing like he has been in the first round.
2) Antoine Dodson Arrested For Marijuana Possession
Literally everyone has made the "he should've been saying hide ya weed" joke, so I'll go in a different direction and ask why are we still wasting time arresting people for marijuana possession?? I don't smoke weed so I don't give a shit, but on the criminal hierarchy chart stoners are at the bottom, so why are we fucking with them? Just legalize the shit and lets move on with our collective lives.
Besides, worse things can happen to a gay guy than being thrown in jail.
3) Weird Al Yankovic New Album Drops June 21st
The album is called Apocalypse and will obviously feature the Lady Gaga parody Perform This Way that came out earlier this week. Check out the promo video:
This really has nothing to do with anything, but I wonder how much money Weird Al has?
4) Lil B Wants $10 Million To Sign With A Major Label
Good, now underground you shall remain.
Soulja Boy To Play Tupac's Role In "Juice" Remake
What’s next? Will Plies play Lucky in a "Poetic Justice" remake? Will Birdman play Birdie in an "Above The Rim" remake? Will Chingy play Spoon in a "Gridlock’d" remake?
Oh, and it won’t stop there, what about other classic black films? Will Gucci Mane play Nino Brown in a "New Jack City" remake? Will Lil B play Tre in a "Boyz N Da Hood" remake? Will Waka Flocka play O-Dog in a "Menace II Society" remake? Will Flo Rida play Deebo in a "Friday" remake? Will Yung Berg play Malik in a "Higher Learning" remake? Will Silkk The Shocker play Eddie King Jr. in a "Five Heartbeats" remake? Seriously, where will it end? We're under attack people!
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Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife
Good news though, despite being in ICU, no vital organs were hit and after surgery last night the doctors say he should be fully recovered in a few weeks. Good, now he'll be up and walking when he gets news that Roger Goodell has decided to suspend him again.
Speaking of the Dictator Goodell, since I'm sure it's illegal for Dolphins officials to talk to Marshall during the lockout, I wonder if Broward General would let me in to visit him? I doubt it, but it'd be cool if they did. Welp, one person we know won't be visiting him for sure is his wife, as she still remains in jail.
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April 21, 2011
Beastie Boys - Make Some Noise Video
Dope shit! Well, not the song, but the video. This video kicks ass!
Anyway, the Beastie Boys' new album Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 hits stores on my birthday, May 3rd. Also, the full "Fight For Your Right Revisited" short film landed online today. Click here to check it out. Check out the full cast as well, this shit is STACKED! Something like this hasn't been pulled off since Michael Jackson's heyday.
Anyway, the Beastie Boys' new album Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 hits stores on my birthday, May 3rd. Also, the full "Fight For Your Right Revisited" short film landed online today. Click here to check it out. Check out the full cast as well, this shit is STACKED! Something like this hasn't been pulled off since Michael Jackson's heyday.
Steve Nash Latest Nicki Minaj Lap Dance Recipient
Nicki Minaj has been giving out "lap dances" like a young faded up Janet Jackson on tour this year and this time Steve Nash is the lucky guy. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Nicki is fine and all, but I don't want a lap dance from nobody with a hightop fade.
Thursday Billboard Update - 4/21/11
There's also a new #1 on the Hot 100 as Rihanna grabs her 10th #1 record with S&M besting Katy Perry's E.T. featuring Kanye West. (This makes me happy for no other reason than it gives me an excuse to post this .gif picture.) Anyway, Lady Gaga's Born This Way falls out of the top 10, and is replace at #10 by Gaga's new single Judas.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Foo Fighters - Wasting Light (1)
2. Adele - 21 (1-2)
3. Alison Krauss & Union Station - Paper Airplanes (3)
4. Paul Simon - So Beautiful Or So What (4)
5. Mana - Drama y Luz (5)
6. Britney Speaks - Femme Fatale (2-6)
7. Various Artists - Songs For Japan (7-7)
8. Wiz Khalifa - Rolling Papers (5-8)
9. Chris Brown - F.A.M.E. (6-9)
10. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (8-10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Rihanna - S&M (2-1)
2. Katy Perry - E.T. (1-2)
3. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (3-3)
4. Jeremih - Down On Me (6-4)
5. Cee-Lo - Fuck You (4-5)
6. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (10-6)
7. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now (7-7)
8. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (9-8)
9. Britney Spears - Till the World Ends (8-9)
10. Lady Gaga - Judas (10)
- With a 9 spot jump, Bruno Mars is probably a week away from another top 10 with The Lazy Song (20-11).
- Kelly Rowland's Motivation featuring Lil Wayne debuts at #55.
- 2011 L.A.M.E. Nominee YC's Racks shoots up 10 spots 70-60.
- The Game's Red Nation featuring Lil Wayne debuts at #62. Maybe this will help The Red Album finally come out...but probably not.
- In its 2nd week, Ace Hood's Hustle Hard flies 17 spots 87-70.
- Big Sean's My Last featuring Chris Brown jumps 12 spots 84-72.
- Woman beater Chris Brown's She Ain't You debuts at #90.
April 19, 2011
Kanye's Beautiful Dark Twisted Wardrobe
Shouts to MTV Style for the pic!
Swizz Beatz - Go New York Go (Remix)
Figured I'd go ahead and post this now before the Knicks officially went down 2-0 to the Celtics. It's a shame too because I was really looking forward to the Heat only having to face the winner of the Magic-Hawks series. Damn.
Am I wrong in thinking Swizzy's poor rapping on here is partly to blame for Amare's injury? I don't think I am.
Lil Wayne's Tha Carter IV Cover Revealed
Anyway, was due next month, but has since been pushed back to June (I know, I know, that hardly ever happens with Cash Money album). Speaking of C4 though, am I the only one completely offended that a collaboration with Eminem is directly followed by a collaboration with Gucci Mane on the tracklisting?? I can't be, just can't. Well, hopefully it's not real.
Random News Shit: NBA Playoff News Edition
Mr. Kardashian averaged 14.4 points and 8.7 rebounds a game on his way to this award that's been his since he didn't make the All-Star team. It's a good thing Andrew Bynum managed to play more than half of the season because if Lamar would've started 5 more games he wouldn't have been eligible to win.
Anyway, 2 NBA awards have been given out and I still haven't finished writing my awards column. Oh well, my picks were probably gonna be all the generic picks anyway so maybe it was for the best.
2) Chauncey Billups Out For Game 2
Why is everyone acting like it's the end of the world that Billups isn't playing in this game? In Game 1 he had just 10 points on 3-11 shooting and only 4 assists in 35 minutes of play and they were a few bad calls away from a win. He left the game early and still played more minutes that Carmelo. Knicks fans should be more worried about that then whether Chauncey Billups is playing being the drop off to Toney Douglas isn't that significant.
3) Danny Crawford To Ref Blazers-Mavs; Mavs 2-17 In Games He Refs
Welp Nate McMillan, you got your wish, the refereeing just swung wildly into the Blazers' favor. When it came out that the Mavs are just 2-17 in playoff games Danny Crawford has refereed should've been enough to get him pulled from the assignment, but I guess not.
4) Steve Blake Over Chicken Pox, Back With Lakers
Not that this will make that much of a difference if Chris Paul is going to continue to play like he did Sunday, but it's a positive I guess.
Donnell Rawlings Reenacts Funkmaster Flex's Mr. Cee Rant
Hilarious! And of course he's talking about this Funkmaster Flex audio right here.
April 18, 2011
Drake & Nicki Minaj Interview Drake & Nicki Minaj
I love to see artists having fun and it looked like Drake and Nicki were doing just that, so I can't be mad at that. Hell, if I were famous I'd be fucking around in interviews and having fun too. You never know how long you have in this Hip-Hop game, so why not?
The only issue I had with the video is how Nicki Minaj was sitting. I honestly don't know if she has a plastic ass or wears butt pads or has on a diaper or what, but something just isn't right with the way she was sitting. Whatever.
Dwight Howard Wins Defensive Player Of The Year Again
Anyway, I got so caught up in great NBA playoff basketball this weekend that I forgot to write my awards column! I'll try to get that up as soon as possible.
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One Playoff Win, One Huge New Deal For Zach Randolph
And going back to Marc Gasol for a second, isn't he about to be a free agent too? I don't know the Grizzlies' finances, but can they afford to get him after this deal? Oh well, we have room for him down in Miami!
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April 17, 2011
Lil B Says His Album Will Be Called I'm Gay
Not that Lil B was to be taken seriously before this, but at this point you should take Lil B about as serious as you should take me when I'm playing my character Young Real Nigga. I understand he's trying to get that Lady Gaga money, but this probably isn't the best way to go about it.
You know what? Maybe it's time for Lil B to get the MC Hammer "comedy legend" title? Nah, he hasn't put in enough work to be called a legend, so how about just comedian? Yeah, that's it! From this day forth Lil B will be known as "Comedian Lil B." Done and done.
Idiocracy 101: Yung Berg Doesn't Care About Stolen Chains
Okay, so Yung Berg thinks him getting robbed for his chains isn't a big deal because he has more chains? Well, won't those chains just getting stolen as well?
Personally, I think those chains are fake as hell. For starters, they don't even look real, and on top of that, hie's too nonchalant about something that supposedly costs a lot of money. If those diamonds were real, those chains would be worth over $100,000 each. You telling him Yung Berg can afford to be losing $100,000-plus worth of jewelry every few weeks? I think not.
(Side note: Who told Berg it was okay for "Mr. Sex In The City" to be his nickname?)
April 16, 2011
Shadows With Nas
I could've written something funnier for Nas, but I'm not mad at them for this. It was clever.
2011 NBA Playoff Predictions: Round 1
EASTERN CONFERENCE
(8) Indiana Pacers @ (1) Chicago BullsThoughts: The Bulls won the season series against the Pacers 3 games to 1, but that one came when they last met on March 18th. Can the Pacers keep that magic going and steal this series? Fuck no! No Bulls player may not break a sweat in the entirety of this series (that should be over by next Saturday).
X-Factor: Tyler Hansbrough. If he can put up numbers like the 29 and 12 he dropped on the Bulls back on March 18th, then the Pacers might be able to steal a game or 2.
Prediction: Bulls win in 4.
(7) Philadelphia 76ers @ (2) Miami Heat
Thoughts: Not much to think about here, the Heat swept the season series 3-0 and there's not a player on the Sixer's roster whom can guard Dwyane Wade.
X-Factor: Miami's bench. If the Heat's bench guys are firing on all cylinders then get your brooms ready.
Prediction: Heat win in 5.
(6) New York Knicks @ (3) Boston Celtics
Thoughts: Everyone one who think the Celtics are about to wake up and make another run to the Finals have to keep reminding themselves that the C's went 27-27 down the stretch last year and turned it on for the playoffs. That's all good and well, but this season is EXTREMELY different from last.
First off, the East is no where near as weak as it was last season. Yeah, the 09-10 Cavs won more games than any team in the NBA this season, but the overall talent level in the East has undoubtedly risen. Second, last year's Celtics were resting and waiting around for the playoffs after they were forced to go to battle without Kevin Garnett a year earlier. This year's team is just shaken. Why should I believe Jeff Green and Von Wafer are going to magically go into 5th year just because the playoffs started? And lastly, the 09-10 Celtics didn't even kick it into gear until Kevin Garnett got ejected and suspended in round 1. Most people don't remember this, but the Heat were actually up 14 in the 2nd half in game 1 of round 1 last year, then KG elbowed Quentin Richardson in the grill, got ejected (and subsequently suspended for game 2), and then the Celtics turned it on and came back and won. Before that little dust up, the Celts looked as lifeless as they do right now. Can we guarantee something will happen to flip the switch again for a drastically different team in a drastically different East? To that, I say no.
But as far as this series goes, the Knicks just don't have what it takes on defense to truly compete.
X-Factor: Shaquille O'Neal. If he's healthy, the Celtics should cruise; if he's not, then watch the fuck out!
Prediction: Celtics win in 7.
(5) Atlanta Hawks @ (4) Orlando Magic
Thoughts: When these 2 teams met in the 2nd round of last year's playoffs, the Magic blew the Hawks away like the White House in "Independence Day" by an average margin of 25 points a game. We haven't seen deficits that huge since, well, now.
Anyway, despite last year's playoff embarrassment, the Hawks actually on the season series against the Magic 3 games to 1, 2 of which came after Trading Day. Unfortunately, much like the Hawks of the 09-10 playoffs, these guys have given up on their coach as well, so I'm not sure how much those wins matter now.
X-Factor: Jason Collins. After you're finished laughing, hear me out. For the season, Dwight Howard shoots 59% from the field. This season against Atlanta, Howard only shot 43%, and in the 3 losses, he shot just 39%. A major cause for that? Jason Paul Collins of Northridge, California!
Prediction: Magic win in 6.
WESTERN CONFERENCE
(8) Memphis Grizzlies @ (1) San Antonio SpursThoughts: The Grizzlies did pretty good against the Spurs this season, but not so good that it was a smart move to tank late season games to ensure the match up. They lucked up into the Manu Ginobili elbow injury, but without Rudy Gay, I can't see them pulling off the upset.
Then again, seeing how they've never won a playoff game in franchise history, maybe their goal should be to do that first before thinking about upsetting San Antonio.
X-Factor: The Spurs 3-point shooting. San Antonio has morphed into a live-or-die 3-point shooting team this season. If by chance those 3's aren't falling, this could morph into an interesting series.
Prediction: Spurs win in 5.
(7) New Orleans Hornets @ (2) Los Angeles Lakers
Thoughts: The Lakers were a Kobe Bryant OT-forcing 3 away from facing the red hot Blazers in the first round, but lucked into a match up with the West's weakest squad. Even with a healthy David West for 3 of the 4 games, the Lakers still swept the season series. This series' outcome should have a similar result.
X-Factor: Chris Paul. If CP3 was just waiting for the playoffs to start to go full speed, maybe the Hornets can steal a game or 2...but probably not.
Prediction: Lakers win in 4.
(6) Portland Trailblazers @ (3) Dallas Mavericks
Thoughts: The funny thing about this series is that everyone spent so much time picking the Blazers to upset the Mavs, that somehow the Mavs became the underdogs. BUT as the Sports Gods have shown us time and time again, never trust in the lower seeded playoff team that everyone thinks is going to win.
X-Factor: Jason Kidd. Kidd has been pretty awful lately (he shot 27% from the field, 19% from 3, and averages just 5.8 assists per game in April. The Mavs are going to need him to find himself or they might actually be doomed for another first round exit.
Prediction: Mavs win in 7.
(5) Denver Nuggets @ (4) Oklahoma City Thunder
Thoughts: From a fan standpoint, this series should be awesome to watch because the games should be super high scoring. Of course since I just mentioned it, I'm sure they'll be locked in 6 or 7 80-point games.
X-Factor: The Nuggets team psyche. Not only did the Thunder dust the Nugs twice this month, but their coach doesn't even think they can win. Will that have a lasting effect on this series? We shall see.
Prediction: Thunder win in 5.
New LeBron 8 PS Sneakers Launch Today
Just in time for the playoffs, Nike is putting out LeBron's new signature sneaker today. I'm sure the Sixers are thrilled.
Anyway, I'm not really feeling the black ones, but I can definitely fuck with those white and reds.
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April 15, 2011
LeBron, Durant NBA Players Of The Months For April
Out on the West, Kevin Durant lead his squad to a 5-3 mark in April while averaging 26.8 points and 7.3 rebounds. This is KD's 2nd Player of the Month award of the season. Good thing he wasn't in the MVP conversation either, I mean, all he did was lead the league in scoring.
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Yung L.A. Gets His Ass WHUPPED!
Now most of you will call this an ass whuppin' of a lifetime, but me, I call it Yung L.A. padding his résumé for the "Lame Of The Year" award at the 2011 L.A.M.E. Awards. It bring a tear to my eyes to see nominees out campaigning to win awards on a show I created. I'm honored.
However, regardless of Yung L.A.'s lameness, I'm far from impressed with this Alley Boy guy and his "goons." L.A. is all of 135 pounds, he couldn't handle business himself? I mean, anybody can jump somebody, especially if you catch them off guard coming out of a room. Now I'm not saying L.A. shouldn't have got his ass whupped for talking shit, he had this coming, I'm just saying sneak attacking someone the size of an 8th grader with 3 other grown men isn't exactly "keeping it gangsta."
Besides, Alley man should be jumping on whoever sold him that bullshit ass camera they filmed this shit with. Niggas body's was stretched wide like a muthafucka lol.
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Yung L.A. Gets Duck Tattoo Covered Up
April 14, 2011
Random News Shit: NBA Playoff Preparation Edition
Why in the FUCK was Manu playing in that game last night anyway?? If the starters were gonna play in the season finale, what was the point of them sitting out the Lakers game the night before? That’s completely retarded and I’m glad it happened because the Spurs were practically begging for this outcome with their old ass.
Good thing for them the X-rays were negative, but I’m happy with them at least getting a little scare for making such a dumb decision.
2) Jalen Rose Back On ESPN Saturday
If you were wondering where the hell Jalen Rose has been during the NBA coverage the past few weeks, he was serving a suspension for getting a DUI back home in Detroit. This Saturday he will be back in studio and ready for the playoffs. Good for him.
I’ll tell you what though, it’s a good thing he didn’t call any ladies sweet baby or an asshole like Ron Franklin or his ass would’ve been fired.
3) Shaq Back At Practice
Welp, I guess we’ll see how long this return from injury lasts for the Diesel because his last comeback was over within 6 minutes. It’s still unsure if he’ll be ready for the Celtics first 2011 playoff game against New York this Sunday, and if he isn’t, look the fuck out!
Thursday Billboard Update - 4/14/11
Pretty slow week on the Hot 100 as spots 1-5 and 10 remain unchanged from a week ago. Britney Spears' Till the World Ends (13-8) does return to the top 10 after a few weeks away.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Adele - 21 (3-1)
2. Britney Speaks - Femme Fatale (1-2)
3. Radiohead - The King of Limbs (6-3)
4. Hollywood Undead - American Tragedy (4)
5. Wiz Khalifa - Rolling Papers (2-5)
6. Chris Brown - F.A.M.E. (4-6)
7. Various Artists - Songs For Japan (5-7)
8. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (11-8)
9. Asking Alexandria - Reckless & Relentless (9)
10. Kirk Franklin - Hello Fear (9-10)
- Jim Jones' Capo debuts at #20 with 21,100 album sold.
- Brotha Lynch Hung's Coathanga Strangla debuts at #68 with 7,300 copies sold.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Katy Perry - E.T. (1-1)
2. Rihanna - S&M (2-2)
3. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (3-3)
4. Cee-Lo - Fuck You (4-4)
5. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (5-5)
6. Jeremih - Down On Me (7-6)
7. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now (6-7)
8. Britney Spears - Till the World Ends (13-8)
9. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (8-9)
10. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (10-10)
- Pitbull's Give Me Everything featuring Ne-Yo, AfroJack & Nayer skyrockets 43 spots 60-17 in its 2nd week.
- 2011 L.A.M.E. Nominee YC's Racks shoots up 16 spots 86-70.
- Big Sean's My Last featuring Chris Brown jumps 13 spots 97-84.
- Ace Hood's Hustle Hard finally debuts at #87.
Western Conference Playoff Seeds Sets
It came down to the final game on the final night of the season, but we finally have the seeding and match-ups for the Western Conferpence Playoffs. Here's how it all shakes out:
(8) Memphis @ (1) San Antonio
(7) New Orleans @ (2) L.A. Lakers
(6) Portland @ (3) Dallas
(5) Denver @ (4) Oklahoma City
Poor Mavs, they drew the one West Coast lower seed that NOBODY wanted. I know they had a shot at the #2 seed, but maybe they should've considered tanking last night's game and granting George Karl's wish. Not saying the Nuggets will be an easy out for OKC, but they will be a helluva lot easier than playing the Blazers.
Anyway, here's the weekend playoff schedule:
Saturday 4/16:
(8) Indiana @ (1) Chicago, 1pm, ESPN
(7) Philadelphia @ (2) Miami, 3:30pm, ABC
(5) Atlanta @ (4) Orlando, 7pm, ESPN
(6) Portland @ (3) Dallas, 9:30, ESPN
Sunday 4/17:
(8) Memphis @ (1) San Antonio, 1pm, TNT
(7) New Orleans @ (2) L.A. Lakers, 3:30pm, ABC
(6) New York @ (3) Boston, 7pm, TNT
(5) Denver @ (4) Oklahoma City, 9:30pm, TNT
April 13, 2011
Kobe Bryant Fined $100,000 For Calling Ref A "Fuckin' Faggot"
This being a story and Kobe getting fined 100 G's for it is pure bullshit. Crazy shit gets said on basketball courts, football fields, baseball fields, hockey ice, etc., so why are we taking this nothingness and making a big deal out of it? First off, we can all agree that Kobe is most likely not a homophobe and thinks of gays the same way most straight men do ("Cool, more pussy for me"), right? And as far as we all know, referee Bernie Adams isn't gay (if he was, we would've heard about it by now after this "incident"), so what's the big deal? I could see if Adams was a gay man, but he isn't. So again, what's the big deal? We saw Kobe Bryant say "fuckin' faggot" (we didn't even HEAR him say it!). Not a preacher, not a politician, not a school principal, not even a straight person to a gay person, it was a frustrated basketball player in the heat of the moment. Hell, 98% of the America wouldn't have even know this happened if ESPN didn't build a story around it.
Second, even if Kobe was a closet homo hater, what is fining him $100,000 supposed to do? I really wish I could ask David Stern or somebody at the league offices this very question. I mean, if they thought Kobe truly hated gays, is a fine supposed to make him have a change of heart? Even besides the fact that $100,000 is pocket change for him, wouldn't this just make him hate gays more? I know if I hated someone and my boss took my check for it, I'd be even more pissed off at the person, not have a change of heart. But I guess fines are a whole other conversations for a whole other day.
The funny thing about this whole thing is that nobody is truly offended by this, especially straight men, but all the sports commentators now have to act as if Kobe got brought up on rape charges again. It's really sad what our society has become.
And one last thing, I'm so fucking tired of gays comparing faggot to nigger. The plight of blacks in America and gays shouldn't even be mentioned in the same sentence. Hell, not even the same paragraph. Saying the word faggot is NOTHING like saying the word nigger. When gays get rounded up, shipped off to foreign lands, enslaved, and oppressed for 500 years, all the while being called faggot by straight people THEN we can talk. Until then, just stop it.
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Random News Shit: Sports Injury Edition
And in other news, there is unrest in the Middle East, its hot in Florida, and Lil B isn't good at making music.
The Lakers had to see this coming, right? Bynum played in like 10 straight games, he was due an knee injury at some point. What's the difference between it happening last night and it happening tonight in Sacramento or Saturday in their first playoff game? We're talking about Andrew Bynum here, it was just a matter of time.
I'll tell you what though, its a good thing the Lakers didn't make that Bynum-Carmelo Anthony trade. I mean, what would they do with Melo's 26 points a night when they have so many "Andrew Bynum hurt his knee" headlines left unused? My point exactly.
**UPDATE**
It's just a bone bruise and Bynum should be fine for the playoffs...until he's hurt again.
2) Josh Hamilton Break Arm; Out 6-8 Weeks
Well at least he isn't out for rehab.
3) Joakim Noah Re-Sprains Ankle; Ronnie Brewer Sprains Thumb
These injuries should be no big deal. They'll both probably sit in tonight's season finale and be ready to blow Indiana away this week. And even if they aren't, its just Indiana, I think they'll be okay.
4) Steve Blake Has Chicken Pox; Matt Barnes Out With A Knee Injury
Just in case you were wondering, Steve Blake is a man of 31 years of age. Welp, break out the calamine lotion because there are other Lakers who have never had Chicken Pox (including Kobe Bryant and Ron Artest) before and we know they are very contagious. Shit is all fucked up in Lakerland.
5) Michael Redd Says He Can Still Play
Speaking of 31 year-olds, Michael Redd says he still has something left after Andrew Bynum-like knee issues. Hey, bring him on down to Miami, we can definitely use him next year.
6) Andrew Bogut Has Elbow Surgery
Unlike Redd, I know the Bucks aren't letting him go, but he'd also be a welcomed addition to Miami's roster next season. Well, if there's a next season.
Cornel West vs. Al Sharpton
I was writing something while I was watching/listening to this debate, but right now I'm leaning towards Al Sharpton's side. Everyone needs to stop expecting Barack Obama to do everything for everyone. That's just too much to ask.
Well, when I have time to re-watch this and pay attention a little closer, I'll see what's up.
50 Tyson's Debut Album Rhythm of Autism Drops April 15th
50 Tyson is going to donate 20% of his album sales to Autism research, and that's great, but I'm not sure where the album is going to be sold. I've done some light Googling and an Amazon search and couldn't find any information on where the album could be purchased. I'm assuming it will be on sell on Hudson Records' website, but who knows? Welp, stay tuned to RhythmOfAutism.org and maybe some more details will emerge soon.
(Side note: I wonder how Eli Porter feels about this?)
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Lady Gaga Busts Her Ass
This isn't Beyonce falling down the stairs or Drake skipping his way to a torn ACL, but any time I can see Lady Gaga bust his/her ass I welcome it. That night actually would've been a great night to be wearing that VMAs meat dress, it would've padded her fall.
Keri Hilson Gets "Naked" For Allure
April 12, 2011
Billy Sorrells & Deric Evans - Man Code Ep. 3
Damn, sometimes I tuck my brother in too. Aight, that shit stops now, if that nigga wakes up with a cold he just wakes up with a cold. Fuck it!
Lil B - Charlie Sheen
You can say what you want about Lil B, but I don't think anybody in the history of Rap has ever rapped in a circle better than him. He says the same thing 8, 9 times in one verse! Who else is spitting like that these days fam? Even 50 Tyson can't fuck with that!
Seriously though, I think we have another nominee for "Lamest Hook" for the 2011 L.A.M.E. Awards. I'm excited!
Mood Muzik 4.5 Coming May 17th
Fabolous' Soul Tape Coming April 21st
April 11, 2011
Sade - The Moon & The Sky (Remix) (feat. Jay-Z)
I love Sade and its not military secret that I'm a huge Jay-Z fan, but I'm not really feeling this track. I mean, its OK, but the original version was beautiful and I'm sure why they fucked with it. The main problem with the song isn't Jay-Z or Sade though, its the beat, it just doesn't fit the song. Am I alone in feeling disappointed by this track? I can't be, I just can't.
Maybe I'm just mad Hov still hasn't finished that joint Maybe and didn't take this opportunity to do so. Yeah, that's gotta be it.
The Eastern Conference Playoffs Are Set
(8) Indiana @ (1) Chicago
(7) Philadelphia @ (2) Miami
(6) New York @ (3) Boston
(5) Atlanta @ (4) Orlando
I cannot fucking wait!
(Side note: Yes, I'm happy to avoid New York in the first round, and I don't care who knows. I know we can beat them, that's not a question, I just don't want my team matched up against the most dangerous lower seed and risk going 7 games in the first round. Good luck Boston *evil voice laugh*.)
Some Nigga Featuring PinkyXXX
Feel free to fast forward to 1:26 when Pinky's verse starts.
"I think just like a nigga so the homies call me she-bro..." Word?
Despite that 16 being weak as hell, Pinky's ass did look magically delicious in those lace pants. Might have to pull up some vintage Pinky shit tonight because of that.
Young Jeezy Signs Freddie Gibbs To CTE
I'm happy for Freddie Gibbs and glad he finally got his much desired deal, but if Jeezy can't get his album put out, I don't know what that's gonna mean for any of his upcoming projects. I think Freddie is talented though, so I hope it all works out for the best.
And I hate to keep raining on the parade, but the best part of this video is a tie between the crowd coming in strong on the first part of the hook on Lose My Mind and not knowing the 2nd part, and big dude fucking up the CTE chant.
The Twerk Team Hustle Hard
I really don't know why MizzTwerkSum is still wasting her time with this shit and not down at one of those ATL strip club getting paid. She'd be like the ultimate stripper. 1) She has intrigue and a fanbase 2) she can dance 3) her face is okay but her body is BANGING (the mark of any truly great stripper) 4) her sister is holding her back. Magic City is waiting...
April 09, 2011
Fight For Your Right Revisited
Will Ferrell, Seth Rogan, Danny McBride, John C. Reilly, Jack Black, Rainn Wilson, Will Arnett, etc., etc., etc.! Wow, just wow.
Somaya Reece - Would You Still Love Me (feat. XO) Video
This is the track Somaya was trying to get Jim Jones on?? Damn, Chrissy's jealousy of Somaya paid off for Jimmy in a major way because this song is awful. And who is telling these new niggas that it's okay to still do auto-tune?? Well it's not. At all.
Also, I know Hip-Hop is largely about fabricating your lifestyle, but the arrogance of this chick to be on a nationally broadcasted television show living in an attic and releasing a song featuring the lyrics "I wanna know if you'd still love me if I didn't live in a million dollar crib." That's what's hot in the streets right now? Word?
I don't know what's sadder for Somaya, the fact that she thought this piece of shit could be a hit or the fact that she fucked this dude XO after he fucked Kat Stacks. Both equally bad.
(Side note: I wonder if XO gave Kat Stacks a cubic zirconia encrusted cross when he fucked her like he did Somaya on "Love & Hip-Hop"?)
Kobe Bryant In A Chinese Rap Video
The artists is Jay Chou, and if that name sounds familiar, it's because he played Kato in the abortion that was "The Green Hornet" back in January.
Anyway, not sure why Kobe Bryant was in this video, but I came across it on the internets and figured I'd share it.
...Yep, that's the best explanation I've got for posting this.
Anhayla - U.G.L.Y.
Check out more of Anhayla's music and videos on her YouTube channel.
Manny Ramirez Retires
It's sad to see him go out disgrace, but he brought this all on himself. How arrogant do you have to be to think you can get away with taking performance enhancing drugs twice?? And during the Barry Bonds trial no less. I used to like Manny, but now he's a disgrace to the game and will NEVER get into the Hall of Fame. Sad.
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April 08, 2011
Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect Ep. 111
Here's the link to the Catholic school workers story
Here's the link to the pepper sprayed 8 year-old story.
Here's the link to the whore that stole money in her weave story.
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