April 23, 2011

Random News Shit: All Over The Place Edition

MIAMI, FL - FEBRUARY 25:  Chris Bosh #1 of the Miami Heat looks on during a game against the Washington Wizards at American Airlines Arena on February 25, 2011 in Miami, Florida.
1) Chris Bosh Married Before Playoffs
And for you Heat haters out there, no he didn't get married to a dude, he got married to his GIRLfriend Adrienne Nicole Williams. I guess he doesn't really care about the gay rumors anyway because if he did he would've made a big deal out of this wedding. Hell, if people were questioning my sexuality I would've documented every second of the wedding and had it put on WorldStar under the title "Fiyah NOT Gay After All, Gets Married, Loves Pussy."

Well good for him, though I don't give a shit what he does as long as he keeps playing like he has been in the first round.

2) Antoine Dodson Arrested For Marijuana Possession
Literally everyone has made the "he should've been saying hide ya weed" joke, so I'll go in a different direction and ask why are we still wasting time arresting people for marijuana possession?? I don't smoke weed so I don't give a shit, but on the criminal hierarchy chart stoners are at the bottom, so why are we fucking with them? Just legalize the shit and lets move on with our collective lives.

Besides, worse things can happen to a gay guy than being thrown in jail.

3) Weird Al Yankovic New Album Drops June 21st
The album is called Apocalypse and will obviously feature the Lady Gaga parody Perform This Way that came out earlier this week. Check out the promo video:


This really has nothing to do with anything, but I wonder how much money Weird Al has?

4) Lil B Wants $10 Million To Sign With A Major Label
Good, now underground you shall remain.