Anyway, I'm glad Shaq finally called it quits because 1) it was terrible seeing him struggle to get up and down the court and 2) it was fucking weird that he was the oldest player in the league. I was 7 when Shaq came into the league, now I'm 26! That's insane to me.
Whatever, thanks for helping bring that first title to South Florida, you will be missed (until you find a way to get back on our TV screens again a la Charles Barkley).
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