June 09, 2011

Soul-less Boy: A Child Lost


What can you say about Soulja Boy that hasn't already been said about LeBron James' performance in Game 4 of the Finals, he's just not there anymore. Of course this looks like Soulja and sounds like Soulja, but this is not Soulja. This is Soul-less Boy Tell'himwhotobe.

Now that's not to say Soul-less was once brilliant and is now missed, and is to say that this nigga is a lost person who doesn't know who he wants to be. First he wanted to be Bow Wow, then he wanted to be Gucci Mane, then he wanted to be O.J. Da Juiceman, then he wanted to be Tupac, and now he wants to be Lil B. If I thought Lil B actually wrote songs and didn't get high and find the nearest recordable device, I'd say he wrote this for him because this is 1000% Based god (yes, the G is lower case on purpose). The rambling rant at the beginning, the basicness of his flow, the terribleness of the lyrics, the in-and-out camera shots, it's all Lil B. Hell, the nigga even had somebody doing that retarded stirring dance. Here's exhibit A-Z. I rest my case, Soul-less Boy is an impostor.

Of course this all raises the question: "How are you conceited when you're not even you?" But seeing how much I don't care, I'm just gonna end it here.