Pre-Show
Winners: Eve's cleavage; Karmin; Laurie-Ann's see-through shirt; Rick Ross' undershirt (no blurcle needed tonight); Free's body; side views of Tracee Ellis Ross; Kelly Rowland's everything.Losers: Eve (performing first… in the pre-show?); Laurie-Ann's near fall while standing; Tyga's hairline; Miguel's masculinity; whoever handles the bleeps/edits for BET, they suck; Malik from The Game's suit; Lloyd; Lil Twist's career; auto-tune microphones; MC Lyte's hair; Diggy Simmons' dance routine; Keri Hilson's outfit; YC's ability to pronounce words;
Main Show
Winners: Mary J. Blige; Anita Baker; Jadakiss; Kevin Hart; Tracee Ellis Ross again; the Smith Family; The Real House Husbands of Hollywood; Nicki Minaj's acceptance speech; Jill Scott; The 5 Heartbeats; Meagan Good's titties; Alicia Keys' performance; Nicki Minaj's curves; Sunday through Saturday; Nick Cannon; Wiz Khalifa; beige greyhounds; Kelly Rowland; Steve Harvey; Cee-Lo; Marsha Ambrosius; Patti LaBelle; Chocolate Drop; Tiffany Green; the Tiffany Green face; Beyonce; Free's ass!Biggest Winner: It's a tie between the Tiffany Green face and Free's ass!
Losers: Mary J. Blige's outfit; Jadakiss' hand clapping (nigga was off beat as fuck); Chris Brown's hair; Rick Ross' titties; the committee who decided on the Female Hip-Hop Artist award; Kalenna's hair; Kalenna's cleavage; Chris Brown's performance wardrobe (A zoot suit and a onesie?); Busta Rhymes' jacket (again); BET's censors; Meagan Good's face (What happened baby?); Alicia Keys' hair; Nicki Minaj's barbies; Justin Bieber's swag; Big Sean's outfit (blouses, sports coats, and sagging skinny jeans just don’t go together); Alexander O'Neal's mouth; Nia Long's pregnancy; Kelly Rowland's back up dancers; Debra Lee; Gladys Knight's muumuu; Shirley Caesar's fairy godmother swag; Tiffany Green; the argument for tablets over envelopes.
Biggest Loser: Tiffany Green!
