ATTENTION ALL LIL WAYNE FANS!!

Yeah I know what you're thinking, but shut up, I'm tired of writing about the lil nigga too lol. Anyway, rumor has it your boy Lil Wayne is making or is planning to make a diss record aimed at I. Curtis Jackson aka 50 "Vitiman Water" Cent! So without further ado:

CALLING ALL LIL WAYNE FANS, I REPEAT, CALLING ALL LIL WAYNE FANS!!

If this is true, PLEASE don't let your boy go through with this, its career suicide! Now, of course this all stems from the now infamous (or at the least just flat out hilarious) interview with Hot 97's Funkmaster Flex last week where 50 said, "a whore sleeps with whoever will pay him, so we gotta call him a whore." Welp that's a LMAO for your ass! Obviously Wayne was gonna catch feeling because the truth of the matter is, well, hell its true lol. I mean for a person who claims to be as rich as he is Mr. Carter sure is more than willing to feature with literally anyone.

But back to the beef, Little Wayne is too easy of a target and 50 would have material for days! He's a possible undercover brotha, a fake Blood, and he shot himself! That's just the tip of the iceberg, but instantly makes him an even easier target for 50's brand of beef/comedy than Cam'ron. So basically if you know the homie Wayne, got his number, know somebody that know him, or just ride his dick then PLEASE contact him before he ruins his buzz... well, hell really his whole career. You know you need someone to dick ride & god-forbid you have to start listening to people who put their talent to use! Now, go get your boy and tell him to let it slide before he gets himself Ja Rule'd or Cam'ron'd before he even preps Tha Carter 3 for release.