Introducing Steely McBeam...A Few Days Later LOL.

Well I said I was gonna come back hard after that last Kanye post, but I guess yall gon have to settle for this lol. Meet Steely McBeam. Now, I know what you're thinking, but no that's not some random pornstar's name, its actually the Pittsburgh Steelers new mascot! Who knows why they are just now getting a mascot after about 75 mascot-less years of being a franchise and pretty much just as long in the same damn uniforms.

The NFL should just do away with mascots anyway, the whole idea is retarded! Mascots have no place in professional sports, period. A grown damn man getting paid (scraps?) to wear an oversized...whatever the hell that shit is made of, is just ridiculous lol. The shit wasn't kool in high school and it definitely isn't when you're probably about 30 years old and just couldn't cut it as a ball boy.

Anyway, I give Steely one or 2 seasons before the organization realizes how retarded this is and gets rid of him for good. After all, the Steelers have done pretty okay for themselves these past 75 years without a mascot.

*edit: Well you knew it was coming, but Steeler Nation has made an online petition to get Mr. McBeam permanently removed.