Either/Or: Super Bowl Edition

Just felt like doing this...

1) Who do you believe in: President Obama's Steelers pick or Lil Wayne's Cardinals pick?? (I promise you think is the first and last time you'll ever see these 2 names in the same sentence lol.)

Yeah I know I'm practically forcing you to pick the Steelers because I know not many of you wanna agree with Lil Wayne, but before you dismiss him remember he did successfully pick every game in the 2nd round. With that being said, I'm no dummy so I trust Barack's judgment (even though he only picked them because he and the owner are friends lol).

2) Which is more disrespectful: Phoenix's mayor and Cardinals mascot defiling a Terrible Towel or Pittsburgh's mayor throwing eggs at Cardinals mascot??

Throwing eggs is fucked up and all, but Cardinals fans don't love Big Red like Steelers fans love Terrible Towels

3) Biggest reason for the lack of interest in Super Bowl XLIII: Bad economy or the Arizona Cardinals??

Sorry Arizona, but I'm gonna have to go with the Cardinals. Nobody wants to see a fluke, 9-7 team win the Super Bowl.

4) Who's being slurped more right now: Lil Wayne or the Arizona Cardinals??

This is a close one! I gotta go with the Cards though because I have yet to see a poll where the majority doesn't think they'll win for some reason. Plus, even more Lil Wayne fell off when Prom Queen dropped lol.

5) Who has the better uniforms: Cardinals or Steelers??

I like AZ's color combination, but I think I'd rather rock a Steelers jersey.

6) Who'll have the tougher day: The ratings of everything else on TV during the Super Bowl or Mike Gandy??

If you don't know who Mike Gandy is, he's the O-lineman with the unfortunate task of blocking James Harrison. Yeah nobody is gonna be watching ATL for the hundredth time on BET or woman's college basketball, but this nigga Gandy doesn't stand a chance unless Harrison is carted off the field.

7) Who's more likely to fake an injury after dropping a perfectly thrown touchdown: Limas Sweed or Limas Sweed??

Still feel bad for that nigga lol.

8) Better odds: Edge James getting 100 yards or snow during the game??

I'll put it like this: There is NO chance Edge rushes for more than 40 yards.

9) Bigger waste of money: $3 million for a 30 second spot or 808s & Heartbreak??

I think this shit is a tie. I tried to listen to 808s & Heartbreak and it was so bad I started to feel bad for Kanye all over again. And $3M for a spot during a game featuring the Arizona Cardinals.

10) Better Super Bowl party food: Buffalo wings or nachos??

Aww man you gotta love those wings!