Random News Shit

1) Porn Star for Senate??
At work they always keep the TVs on CNN so while me and my homegirl were discussing why I gave this other broad at my job that's been trying to fuck me a 2 on a scale from 1-10 (and a 3 at the absolute highest!), this story caught my eye. The chick is named Stormy Daniels and as a frequent porn watcher, I can say I never heard of her in my life... then again I don't really watch white porn lol. Nothing against white people and their porn, but umm not for me lol.

Anyway, its kinda weird, but not that bad of an idea actually. If she gets in and we put her at the head of the foreign relations committee (no pun intended), we might actually be able to get some shit done. All her camp has to do is get a few female voters because I'm sure she'll have a 99 to 1 with males lol.

2) Nas Confirms New Album
That didn't take long, but this new album will allegedly be with Damian Marley so says Nas. I'm open to that idea. Welp we'll see.

3) Al Jefferson Out For Season With Torn ACL
Its a good thing the T-Wolves suck or this would be a really big deal lol.

3) Barkley back on TV after All-Star Game
Well that's good but I actually kinda hope Gary Payton and Chris Webber stay around too. They are just as entertaining as Chuck and TNT's NBA broadcast hasn't really missed a step.