BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

April 30, 2009

Rick Ross Calls Eminem A Honkey



First off I wanna say I told you so! I knew Rick Ross would come out bragging about having the #1 album even though he only sold 158,000 copies and only outsold Jadakiss by 20,000 despite a 2 million-plus budget (maybe even more).

Anyway, I'm not surprised by him doing this, he's obviously just looking for attention. How else do you explain him dissing Eminem after saying he was a fan and basically begging to be on his album just last week?? At the end of the day he's not even on Em's radar so he'll ignore it and DR will continue to make himself look stupid and pile onto his loss.

Oh, and if you're DR's friend, when he tells you some of the corny jokes he's gonna say in his next video, why not tell him not to?? I mean seriously, Wood Face?? What does that even mean?? Do you get wood when you see his face?? But that's his big insult to 50 Cent... Wood Face?? That's corny beyond belief! I'm embarrass to say this nigga is from Florida with him poor cracking ability. Wood Face?? That's the best you could come up with?? LMAO! If you in DR's camp tell him to hit me up, I can write a better joke than that fresh out of my sleep lol.

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Asher Roth - Be By Myself (feat. Cee-Lo)



This is a great fuckin' video! I'm short on time so I can't really get into it, but I like the effects!

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Eminem - 3 A.M. Trailer


**UPDATE**
The video for 3 A.M. will premiere exclusively on Cinemax Saturday night at 10PM! How crazy is this video when it has to be shown on Cinemax?? I'm amp'd to see it...unfortunately I don't have Cinemax though lol.

Sick! I was skeptical about how the video would look and this kinda makes me wanna see it.

Relapse in store May 19th!

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Thursday Billboard Update - 4/30/09

Starting off at #1 for the third time is ya boy Rick Ross as his Deeper Than Rap album pushes 158,000 in its first week. Asher Roth was supposed to be serious competition for DR, but with just 65,000 copies of Asleep In The Bread Aisle sold, he ended up being a distant image in his rear view (side note: I wonder if that Twitter shit that went down really hurt his weekend sales?). And I just wanted to shout out Jadakiss for hanging in the top 10 for one more week!

After debuting at #9 last week, Eminem's We Made You (9-11) is outside looking in on the top 10. Yes, one and done! I'm sure it will be back, but its still pretty shocking to see. Anyway, Beyonce's Halo (12-10) and Flo Rida's Sugar (15-7) jump into the top 10 while KiD CuDi's Day N' Nite (6-3) and Jamie's Foxx's Blame It (7-4) both go north, Flo Rida's Right Round (3-5),
Soulja Boy's Kiss Me Thru The Phone (5-6), and Miley Cyrus' The Climb (4-9) all go south, and number 1, 2, and 8 all remain the same.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Rick Ross - Deeper Than Rap (1)
2. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana: The Movie sdtk (1-2)
3. Depeche Mode - Sounds Of The Universe (3)
4. Rascal Flatts - Unstoppable (3-4)
5. Asher Roth - Asleep In The Bread Aisle (5)
6. Various Artists - Twilight sdtk (4-6)
7. Lady GaGa - The Fame (8-7)
8. Day26 - Forever In A Day (2-8)
9. Various Artists - Now 30 (5-9)
10. Jadakiss - The Last Kiss (6-10)

  • Chester French (who I didn't even know was releasing an album) and his new album Love The Future debuted at #77 with 6,300 in its first week.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (1-1)
2. Lady GaGa - Poker Face (2-2)
3. KiD CuDi - Day N Nite (6-3)
4. Jamie Foxx - Blame It (7-4)
5. Flo Rida - Right Round (3-5)
6. Soulja Boy - Kiss Me Thru The Phone (5-6)
7. Flo Rida - Sugar (15-7)
8. T.I. - Dead And Gone (8-8)
9. Miley Cyrus - The Climb (4-9)
10. Beyonce - Halo (12-10)
  • Don't look now but Mr. 305 himself, Pitbull, looks to be making a top 10 push. His track I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) moves into the top 20 jumping 7 spots 23-16.
  • Steadily marching up the charts is Keri Hilson's Knock You Down with Kanye West and Ne-Yo which jumps another 13 spots 39-26.
  • In its 3rd week on the charts, Jeremih's Birthday Sex soars 27 spots 67-40. I've been hearing/seeing a lot about this track lately so I'm not that surprised to see it show up.

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April 29, 2009

Dwight Howard Suspended For Game 6 For Elbow

Looks like the Magic will be without their big man in the middle when they go to Philly for game 6 of their series Thursday night after the NBA has decided to suspend him for his elbow on Samuel Dalembert. They probably got it right though because I know I wouldn't wanna catch one of this swoll ass nigga's 'bows either lol.

In other news, Orlando will also be without starting guard Courtney Lee in game. Lee also caught a 'bow from Howard when he was bringing a rebound down and got a concussion (hence the reason I wouldn't wanna catch a 'bow from that swoll ass nigga lol).

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Dwyane Wade To Play In Game 5 Tonight

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I knew something was wrong with him from the start the other night because he came out and shot 4 airballs in the first quarter and wasn't even attempting to drive to the basket and draw fouls. It became more obvious as the game wore on and Wade actually having to be helped off the bench to check back into the game. Yet and still the Heat leader is gonna play in tonight's game verses the Hawks in Atlanta. I don't know how much we can expect Wade to give, but this should definitely be a warning call to players like Michael Beasley to step his game up.

I think if Wade can give them anything and M. Beasley can score about 25, the Heat have a good shot at taking the series back to Miami up 3-2.

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Rick Ross Wins & Losses All At The Same Time

Only the Delusional Rapper could pull off such a feat. If you haven't heard, the "BAWSE" will come in #1 on tomorrow's Billboard 200 selling 158,000 in his first week. That's the win even though its really not much of a victory when you've allegedly just defeated sales giant 50 Cent, especially when you just sold 198,000 around this time last year.

But with all that said, Ross failing to have a huge week isn't where the loss comes in. The loss comes in because you know DR will undoubtedly hit the web/streets bragging about his #1 album and talking shit like we should be impressed by this. The bottom line is this, I'm definitely NOT impressed by these numbers or this #1 album.

How much more of the marketing money do you think Ross got than Jadakiss?? Judging by Rick Ross being everywhere and Jada barely getting any push, I'd say the margin was significant. Yet and still DR only sold about 20,000 more than he did in his opening week. That's very unboss like. Add that to the fact that #1 albums are the product of the week you come out now and not sales (if he drops the same week as Jada he doesn't come up with a #1 album) and I say this is definitely both a win and a loss, not just one or the other.

If he had never brought 50 up it would just be a win, but since he challenged 50 and even stupidly said, "one million 10 times is better than 10 million once," when he's never even certified platinum (let alone sold 1 million records) and again isn't on pace to do so. There's no way you can look at this as a win for DR. Sorry, that's just how it is. I guess it wasn't that much deeper than rap after all.

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Happy 100th

I don't know if you've heard (kidding) but to is President Obama's 100th day in office! In about 8 hours or so he'll be all over your TV screens with a presidential press conference so be on the look out for that.

All we've been hearing about on all the major news networks is what grade you give him on his first 100 days. Who cares! This is just a fraction of his presidency and there's STILL a whole lot of work to be done.

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April 28, 2009

Relapse Tracklisting

I have no idea if this is official (Wikipedia hasn't even co-signed it yet lol), but its interesting to look at so I'm posting it. (FYI, I don't think Illseed has got one right yet lol.)

1) Dr. West (Skit) 01:29
2) 3am 05:20
3) My Mom 05:20
4) Insane 03:01
5) Bagpipes From Baghdad 04:43
6) Hello 04:08
7) Tonya (Skit) 00:43
8) Same Song & Dance 04:08
9) We Made You 04:30
10) Medicine Ball 03:57
11) Paul (Skit) 00:19
12) Stay Wide Awake 05:20
13) Old Time’s Sake f. Dr. Dre 04:35
14) Must Be The Ganja 04:03
15) Mr. Mathers 00:42
16) Deja Vu 04:43
17) Beautiful 06:32
18) Crack A Bottle f. Dr. Dre & 50 Cent 04:58
19) Steve Berman (Skit) 01:29
20) Underground/Ken Kaniff 06:19

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Sean Paul Announces New Album, Drops First Single

The new album is gonna be called Imperial Blaze and is set to drop August 18th. The first single is out now and its called So Fine. Check it out:

Sean Paul - So Fine

Nice! I definitely co-sign this track. Damn, I can't wait to see them Jamaican girls dancing to this shit! Not none of that crazy jumping off tables Dancehall shit, but that sexy ass shit! I'm hype!

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Thursday Billboard Update - 4/28/09

Damn, what a terrible week for sales! I'm so uninspired, but oh well lets give it a try.

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Last time I mentioned Mike Jones' weight loss some lame nigga caught feelings in the comments and I had to son him (even though I had a couple typos...but I got my point across lol) so this time I'll stick to the music. You ready?? Here we go: Nobody knows or cares this is dropping so in turn it'll be flopping. Anywhere between 10-25k at best.

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Tech N9ne has been around for a long time and I respect his grind. I actully think there's a chance he sales more than Mike Jones BUT to be safe I'm gonna say 5-15k.

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The people hit hardest by the Dipset break up are the little underlings like 40 Cal, JR Writer, Un Kasa and dudes like that. I heard JR's CineCrack sold like 700 copies in its first week! I think hell can best that...but not by much. I got this at 1-5k.

I got love fore Urban Mystic because he's reppin' hometeam! I wish he could put out one of these stupid pop singles and blow up, but its all good. Anyway, he's dropping a new album and you can't expect local celebs to do crazy numbers obviously. Matter of fact, out of respect I'm not even gonna put a number on it but people look out for the boy!

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April 26, 2009

Reaction To Cowboys' Draft

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Here's what the Cowboys' picks looked like:

(Rd.(Ovr.) Pos. Name)
3(69) OLB Jason Williams; 3(75) OT Robert Brewster; 4(101) QB Stephen McGee; 4(110) OLB Victor Butler; 4(120) DE Brandon Williams; 5(143) CB DeAngelo Smith; 5(166) S Michael Hamlin; 5(172) K David Buehler; 6(197) OLB Stephen Hodge; 6(208) TE John Phillips; 7(227) Mike Mickens; 7(229) WR Manuel Johnson


Now I don't know much about these players, but if I had to give them grades going by our needs and the positions we drafted, I'd say we earned a D+ (would've been a C- but giving away our 1st round pick for Roy Williams is always gonna piss me off). Here's why:


1) I'm glad they decided to bolster the defensive line with 3 linebackers and a defensive end, but not at the expensive of our offensive line and secondary. How to you explain 4 pass rushers and only 1 safety and 1 offensive lineman?? Did Jerry Jones forget Dallas lead the league in sacks last year?? Pass rushing is already a strength!

2) We just cut Terrell Owens to make the offense more "Romo friendly" so I can't understand why we drafted QB Stephen McGee with he 1st pick of the 4th round. Tony Romo just turned 29 on the 21st, he's gonna be with the team for 6 more years at the least, why start grooming a young QB now?? We traded for Jon Kitna to sure up our back up QB spot, so I just don't see how this makes sense.

They did say they wanted a QB that could run the wildcat, but come the fuck on, how many times are we really gonna use that shit this year?? Four, maybe five times tops, so did we really need to use a 4th round pick for 4 plays in a 16 game season?? I can't make any sense of it.

3) Why in the FUCK did we waste a 5th round pick on a kicker?!? Nick Folk made 91% of his FGs last season and he's clutch, kicking isn't a weakness of ours! Not to mention we JUST drafted Folk only 2 seasons ago.

4) We drafted a tight end in the 7th round...why?? I'm not saying we're gonna find great talent for our O-line or secondary in the 7th round, but TE is NOT a need for us. Jason Witten still has a long career ahead of him and Martellus Bennett is only entering his 2nd season. Another pick that I didn't understand.

5) Lets be realistic, the Cowboys made most of these picks to help out on special teams, not to fill holes in the line-up (which is usually the point of the draft). Was our special teams really so bad we needed to spend more than have of our draft picking special teamers??

As a Cowboy fan I'm extremely disappointed in not only this draft, but the entire offseason. The Eagles and Giants are getting better and the Cowboys are getting worse. I'm not even expecting much from this season. I think if we go 8-8 that is a win for us with Baby Al (aka Jerry Jones) letting that shit head son of his basically run the show. I'm gonna go cry somewhere lol.

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Is He The Biggest Liar That We've Seen Thus Far??


I decided to actually research this before posting this video (it doesn't hurt that I know someone up at Interscope) and neither Lloyd Banks nor Tony Yayo have been dropped. Yes, I know its a shocker, but Rick Ross is on tape lying again! (Not to mention he's still talking about this Nelson guy when we already know he doesn't really exist lol).

So the question stands, is Rick Ross (aka The Delusional Rapper) the biggest liar that we've seen thus far?? I mean it seems like everything out of his mouth is a lie, so has their ever been a bigger liar in the game??

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Birdman & Weezy Talk About Books


LMAO!! These videos are ALWAYS fuckin' hilarious! Another instant classic.

On another note, WTF was that at the end?? That shit was lame as fuck! If the Birdman & Wayne part wasn't so damn funny it would've killed the video lol.

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April 25, 2009

Don Cannon & DJ Skee - Made In America (feat. The Game, Snoop, Lil Wayne, Styles P, & Freeway)

This mixtape is dropping this Tuesday the 24th and judging by these 4 tracks its gonna be a BEAST!

The Game & Snoop Dogg - On The Block

This shit goes hard! Game ripped it, Snoop kills the hook, the beat is incredible, just an overall good record. Game spit about 52 verses on this shit, though I'm pretty sure it was originally one long ass verse and he just broke it up to match the beat and hook. Tight work.

Lil Wayne - Fix My Hat

Y'all know I'm not the biggest Lil Wayne in the world, but I co-sign this track. The beat is sick and Wayne isn't terrible so that's good enough for me lol.

Styles P - In The Grave

SP always comes with that real shit and this track is no different. Makes me wanna go jam that Phantom Empire right the hell now!

Freeway - Niggas Bleed

No Cannon beat for Free?? That's fucked up but Free still kills this Biggie classic.

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Diddy - Diddy Bop (feat. Yung Joc)

If you watched the live MTB4 finale Thursday, this is the song that was playing when Diddy came out.

Diddy - Diddy Bop (feat. Yung Joc)

Is it me or did it feel like this song was playing for like 15 minutes?? I don't know if it was because I was watching the Heat/Hawks game and the NFL draft while talking to my homegirl on AIM and surfing the 'net all at the same time, but it just seemed like it was on for a long ass time lol. Its not a bad song though, its actually pretty catchy. Could've done without Yung Joc and his classic, "If Biggie was alive we'd be Biggie boppin," line lol. I still co-sign this track though.

Last Train To Paris isn't scheduled to drop until September 22nd, so isn't it kinda early to drop your 1st single??

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April 24, 2009

Lions, Stafford Agree To 6-Year Deal

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Welp its now official, the Detroit Lions and Matthew Stafford have agreed to a 6-year, $41.7 million deal ($78 million if he achieves all of his playing incentives) that will make him the #1 pick in tomorrow's draft. To me, 6 years seems like a long ass time for an unproven guy. That leads me to believe the Lions won't immediately force him into that starting role and utilize what's left of Daunte Culpepper. Then again, Matt Ryan also got 6 years last year and he was the starter from day 1.

Now that that's out of the way, I wonder who the Lions are gonna take with the 20th pick that they stole from my Cowboys in that Roy Williams trade?

Oh yeah, and do we really have to go through the wait for the #1 pick still even though its already made?? Shouldn't they just start with the #2 pick?? I guess that would make too much sense.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Tahiry

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Here's the spread from Joe Budden's girl aka Tahiry Jose! I'm so sad to see KING go, it meant so much to me back in high school. Hell, I even keep one of the Meagan Good issue in my bathroom at all times lol.

Anyway, I gotta kinda those Keyshia Cole pics from this issue, but for now enjoy these.



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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Tahiry & Keyshia Cole Final KING Covers

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Kisha Smith

Ooooh! I think I found wifey!! (If Meagan Good and Teairra Mari turn me down, that is lol.) My favorite pic is the one at the top with the "BITE ME" panties. That is just sexy! Ladies, if you ever wanna attract a man, where panties that say bite me on them and you're sure to win lol.



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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Kisha & Halie Double SHOW Covers

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Sweetie Cyanide Extras!

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Here's some extra's from that ShowCase spread from March. Enjoy.



Related:
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Laura Dore aka Sweetie Cyanide
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Sweetie Cyanide & Vanessa Veasley Show Covers

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"The Soloist" In Theaters Today!

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I just wanted to take time out to say that Jamie Foxx and Robert Downey Jr.'s new movie "The Soloist" is now in theaters as of today. Looks like a good one, but we need to support to make up for those who will call themselves boycotting this movie because Jamie cracked on Miley Cyrus last year. Aight just wanted to put it out there.

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Want Some Milk & Cookies!


1) This nigga Chopper just can't win lol. 2) That song was funny as fuck! They got them niggas voices and flow down perfectly. 3) How does Rick Ross come on at the end and not say "mun-KEE" 54 times??

Related:
LMAO: Gucci and Juice Show

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Common's Gladiator Remix Contest


If you do beats you better hop up on it! I know if I did I definitely would love to hear Common flowing over my shit. Anyway, click here for more details on the contest.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Teairra Mari In The Source

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Believe it or not, but this is from the new issue for The Source magazine. I've said it once, I've said it twice, and I'll say it again (and as however many more times it takes Teairra to take notice lol): I always liked Teairra Mari than Rihanna because she was always finer to me. Teairra, if you're looking for a man I'm here baby!

Speaking of The Source, remember when they actually used to matter?? Eminem ruined all that shit when he murdered Benzino. I mean how do you not only take out your opponent, but always their business venture which is a staple in Hip-Hop?? Insane! And that's who Rick Ross wants to battle?? Sad.

Related:
Teairra Mari - Diamonds (feat. Kanye West)
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Teairra Mari In Black Men
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Holiday Cooking with Teairra Mari

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Kanye West & Malik Yusef - Magic Man (feat. Common & John Legend)

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Kanye West & Malik Yusef - Magic Man (feat. Common & John Legend)

I know its this dude Malik Yusef song, but who do we have to call to get him pulled up off this shit?? They must not have played the beat in his headphones when he was in the booth. I can't think of any other explanation for why someone would be that off beat lol. Another thing about this track, where was John Legend?? It says John is featured, but that wasn't him singing. Maybe that was him on the keys?? Who knows. Kanye and Common both ripped it so that was the good part.

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Guess Who Just Caught Another L??

Its the BAWSE! Check out your boy DR getting frustrated with Trey Da Choklit Jock for presenting him with facts and in turn hanging up.


Damn, that was brutal to listen to! LMAO! I guess DR hadn't come to realization that just because you say something doesn't make it true before this interview. He's been saying he beat 50 Cent all over, but I don't even think he noticed that he was the only one who thinks that until this interview. That's why he could never dispute his title as The Delusional Rapper lol.

Oh, and why DR keep saying selling 1 million 10 times is better than selling 10 million once?? DR never even sold 1 million so unless he got 10 albums in the work that's all gonna go platinum then he should STFU. This all is just really sad because DR actually thinks he's even in the conversation with 50 Cent when it comes to record sales. Have you ever seen anything more pitiful?? Plus, if you didn't know any better, you'd think 50 called him out the way he was trying to act like he was above the whole thing. All I can say is its sad. Fuckin' sad man.

Related:
Rick Ross Makes A Fool Out Of Himself On Rickey Smiley's Show
50 Reading Rick Ross' Financial Affidavit Live On Ed Lover

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Will Hatcher's Chopper City Suit


LMAO!!! This nigga KILLED this shit! No need for anybody else to talk or make videos about the Chopper Suit (yes, capital "S" the Chopper Suit is a proper noun now lol) because this nigga Will just did this shit to DEATH! Five stars, instant classic!

On another note, how sad is it that this is the only reason people are even talking about Chopper?? If I'm advising Chopper I'm having that nigga drop a mixtape called "Chopper Suit" today! This is probably his last shot at getting any attention so he should take advantage of it.

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Ross Vs. Roth


Since Asher probably just ruined any chance of him coming out #1 next week via Twitter, I figured I'd post something more light-hearted to get him back in good standing. I'm shocked that Rick Ross played along with this, not because he's not funny, but because it was a smart thing to do. We all know Ross is not one to go the smart route lol. I kid, I kid! lol.

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Yet Another Why Rappers Shouldn't Use Technology

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Asher, Asher, Asher... What can I say?? How dumb is this?? If this were baseball this would be an unforced error. Back in the day you had to get tripped up by a clever reporter or say something into a mic when you thought it was off, but now-a-days you can just Ether yourself by trying to keep up with dumb shit like Twitter. This guy just offended some of his fans because he wanted to "tweet" on fuckin' Twitter! Again, how fuckin' dumb is this?? lol.

Now, I personally wasn't offended by the shit and it certainly didn't make me feel any kinda way, but obviously some of his Tweetsters didn't take it as well as I did. Sad stuff because this is definitely NOT the type of publicity you want as a new artist only a few days after your debut album dropped.

I suggest all entertainers take a look at this AHH.com editorial by Jigsaw entitled "Twitter Will End Your Career." Rappers especially should check it out because they're more likely to start using shit like Twitter because its the new hot thing thinking its a good thing for fans to know what you're doing throughout your day. As a fan, I could care less if you're taking a shit or about to eat some cereal or feed your dog. I want to know when you're about to drop some fuckin' new shit! Fuck!

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Fitzgerad & Polamalu Share Madden NFL 10 Cover

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Its official, the 2010 version of the ever popular Madden series will be its first double cover featuring Larry Fitzgerald of the Arizona Cardinals and Troy Polamalu of the Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers. I like it!

Anyway, as of right now the game is schedule for release on Friday August 14, 2009. Oh, and guess what?? The game will feature the wild cat formation (click here for screen shots)!

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April 23, 2009

Kanye West - Amazin' (feat. Young Jeezy) Video



I don't feel like watching this shit right now so I'll write something about it tomorrow. I'm going to sleep.

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Eminem - 3 A.M.

Em and Angela Yee were JUST talking about the video for this track and then it leaks to the internet. I gotta wonder was that on purpose?? Whatever, new Eminem! I'm happy!

Eminem - 3 A.M.

Remember yesterday when I said angry Eminem was gone?? Well he probably is, but crazy Eminem is alive and well! The lyrics are still on point for Em, but his flow isn't all the way back yet. Maybe its the beat, but probably not. This shit isn't bad, but I'm gonna need some crazier shit than this album the album.

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Pharrell Gets His Tats Removed

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In a post on Pharrell's blog entitled "Laser Gun Carrier," he doesn't directly say he got his tats removed, but its pretty obvious.

“Laser treatment bitches! Extra crispy.” See, no skin graft here, just pure laser pain. This is our own version of Mythbusters! Laser is the new primer.

The part about skin graft is a reference to him saying he wanted to get it to cover up his tattoos. Good for P. I can think of a few basketball players with pointless tattoos that should be referred to his doctor (one player specifically).

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Just In Case You Actually Thought Beyonce Couldn't Sing


Dammit Beyonce is pretty as hell! Anyway, in addition to murdering that performance of Halo on Letterman last night, TMZ has discovered that that board feed tape was a hoax after all. Apparently somebody doctored the audio as a joke and didn't think it would blow up like it did. Oh well, it was funny while it lasted.

I know B can sing her ass off so I'm not surprised, but there's a lot of people online with a plate full of crow to eat lol.

Related:
Beyonce Comments On Leaked Board Feed Tape
Howard Stern Comments On Beyonce's Board Feed

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Random News Shit: Pre-Draft Mingling Edition


1) KC send Tony Gonzalez to ATL for 2nd-round pick in 2010
Dammit! I hate to admit it but Atlanta is gonna be fuckin' good next year. I can see them easily winning at least 12 games and doing some damage in the playoffs. I'm sad :-(.

2) Lions work on signing Matt Stafford before the draft
Sigh. The Lions need so much more than just a QB. Good thing they robbed my Cowboys for another 1st round pick in that bullshit Roy Williams trade.

3) Giants, Browns trade talks for Braylon Edwards dead
Finally, some good news! No, not that Braylon isn't coming to the NFC East, but rather the fact that if the Giants are too cheap to give up what it takes for him, you know they aren't gonna give up what it'd take for Anquan Boldin. O happy day!

4) Panthers give Delhomme 5-yr, $42.5 million extension
LMAO!! I guess the Panthers still haven't figure out that they won last year despite Jake Delhomme and not because of him. I guess time heals all wounds because after that performance against the Cards this past January, he'd be paying me if he wanted to play for my team again lol. This guy has 1, maybe 2 decent years left in him at best.

5) Cowboys re-sign Miles Austin
Who knows why this guy was left lingering on the open market for as long as he was, but thank goodness Dallas re-signed him. Austin having a big year could be the difference between making the playoffs or going fishing.

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Brisco Threatens Jamie Foxx For Crackin' On Flo Rida

Ooh, look what Fiyah found!


Now I like Brisco, I think dude makes some pretty good music and I like his flow, but nigga shut the FUCK up! Bris sounds silly as fuck on here.

All I wanna know is this: Why is this man so sensitive?? It kinda bothers me how sensitive he gets whenever somebody even mentions Flo Rida's name. I understand y'all niggas cool and all, but you aren't that man's momma, let him fight his own battles. Obviously Flo understands Jamie is a comedian doing what he does and didn't think the shit was a big deal, so why are YOU mad??

Makes no sense to me, but damn, am I the only one who thinks these rappers now-a-days are waaaay too overtly sensitive??

Anyway, here's my top 10 list of things Brisco could've been doing instead of threatening a comedian.

10) Getting off Flo Rida's meat.
9) Making sure his album actually comes out one day.
8) Stop drinking and driving.
7) Hold Lil Wayne's carry-on bag.
6) Getting some more golds (he's gotta be the only nigga under 45 to have just one gold tooth lol).
5) Figure out why none of his singles have worked.
4) Figure out how Drake got ahead of him on Lil Wayne's list of priorities.
3) Learn better sentence structure so he doesn't say things like, "And I'm fucked up and I'm in my right mind though."
2) Found a group for all sensitive rappers (I hear Young Buck and The Game are available).
1) Start a love affair with Birdman (sounds silly, I know, but the only person to drop a Rap album on Cash Money since 2004 had to kiss him on the mouth repeatedly lol).

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Eminem On Shade 45 With Angela Yee


I gotta go to work now, but I just finished listening to this and Em is still a fuckin' fool. I can't wait until fuckin' May 19th!

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Stephen Curry Enters The NBA Draft

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No surprise here. If I had a NBA team, I'm trying to get this guy! I love his quickness, passing ability, and of course that pure jumpshot. I don't think he'll end up going high in the draft (he might even slip to the 2nd round), but a lot of teams could use a good shooter around their superstar.

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Girl Fight!: Its Deeper Than Rap!

Here's the scene at the Deeper Than Rap album release party at Mansion courtesy of Street Money TV. While Rick Ross was on stage dissing 50 Cent on the inside, hoes who just came out to get pregnant were throwing bows on the outside.



Damn, that ho in the pink was got it the worse! I hope she didn't just jump in to help a friend out (even though it seems like that's what happened) because it seems like everybody got a couple shots in on her. I mean fuck! Homegirl took a major ass whuppin' for the homies. And to think, she probably just came to get her ho on for a night and possibly suck a rapper's dick.

(Harsh, I know, but what else do you think a girl with no panties or bra is coming out to do?? Exactly.)

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Cavs Spoof Heineken Commercial


LMAO!

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2009 NBA Champs lol.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 4/23/09

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Miley Cyrus and the soundtrack to her "Hannah Montana: The Movie" take a seat in the #1 spot for a week before Rick Ross comes for it next week. The high debut this week is surprisingly from Day26 whose sophomore album Forever In A Day comes in at #2 with 113,300 sold. It probably won't save them from being dropped before their 3rd album (See Da Band and Danity Kane), but its a good last hurrah even though I'm not really feelin' the album. Down at #6 is Jadakiss' The Last Kiss which manages to stay another week in the top 10 with 44,800 sold.

Officially start getting scared tracks 1-8, Eminem is coming for you! Em's new single We Made You debuts at #9 this week and in all likelihood will be resting at #1 within a couple weeks.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana: The Movie sdtk (2-1)
2. Day26 - Forever In A Day (2)
3. Rascal Flatts - Unstoppable (1-3)
4. Various Artists - Twilight sdtk (8-4)
5. Various Artists - Now 30 (5-5)
6. Jadakiss - The Last Kiss (3-6)
7. Silversun Pickups - Swoon (7)
8. Lady GaGa - The Fame (10-8)
9. Jason Aldean - Wide Open (4-9)
10. Taylor Swift - Fearless (6-10)
  • Pastor Troy's Feel Me Or Kill Me sales just 4,300 in its first week while debuting at #121.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (1-1)
2. Lady GaGa - Poker Face (2-2)
3. Flo Rida - Right Round (3-3)
4. Miley Cyrus - The Climb (8-4)
5. Soulja Boy - Kiss Me Thru The Phone (4-5)
6. KiD CuDi - Day N Nite (7-6)
7. Jamie Foxx - Blame It (5-7)
8. T.I. - Dead And Gone (6-8)
9. Eminem - We Mad You (9)
10. The Fray - You Found Me (9-10)
  • After an 8 spot jump last week, Keri Hilson's new single Knock You Down with Kanye West and Ne-Yo moves up 7 more spots 46-39

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April 22, 2009

Asher Roth Is #1 On iTunes Right Now

Asher #1 on iTunes
Looks like Rick Ross picked the wrong white boy to call out. That shouldn't be a surprise coming from The Delusional Rapper though lol. This is just iTunes though so don't take too much stock in it (Ex. the Hannah Montana soundtrack is #5 on iTunes, but is gonna be #1 when tomorrow's charts come out) but man, how fuckin' funny would it be if Asher messed around and debuted #1 next week on the Billboard 200??

Question: If you're Rick Ross The Delusional Rapper, are you getting scared??

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Beyonce Comments On Leaked Board Feed Tape


Damn, B is so fine! Anyway, there you have it. We'll see tonight on Letterman! See ya there.

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Rick Ross Wants To Battle Eminem

Over the past few days Delusional Rapper himself, Rick Ross, has been practically begging to get Benzino'd. Now he's taking his quest to become the next Hip-Hop has-been to the next level by officially saying he wants to battle Eminem. Check out what he had to say to MTV News at his lil Brandsmart album signing thingy yesterday:

"I mean, I'm a fan of Eminem," he said. "I'm a fan first and foremost. But after defeating Curly, my confidence is at an all-time high. Maybe before I wouldn't have challenged him, but I'm contemplating it now. The game is commending me for my victory. That's all I wanted to do was ... punish the opposition. I think I've done a great job and I'm gonna continue to do that."

Ross says opposing Em in a lyrical back-and-forth would stir his adrenaline more than his beef with 50 Cent.

"I think he's a bigger and better artist than what Curly is," Ross said. "So if I was looking to fulfill that excitement or that rush, that's who I have to address."

Maybe instead of a few rounds of Rick Ross versus Eminem, we may see a Rick Ross and Eminem collaboration — the Bawse also says he wants to guest star on Em's upcoming Relapse LP.

"I'm trying to be a part of that," Ross said. "It's either way. We gonna see each other one way or another."


Its sad that he doesn't seem to care that the only person that thinks he "defeated" 50 Cent is himself lol. Nobody else is co-signing that shit. NOBODY. Even people that don't like 50 can't say DR won, all they say is, "But Ross is putting out better music right now." The nigga's own fans won't even lie and say he won lol. He's completely alone on that claim which is why he is and will always be The Delusional Rapper.

Question: Should Def Jam just drop this clown now and save themselves a few dollars or just wait until after he gets faded into oblivion and do it quietly shortly thereafter?? If I'm L.A. Reid I'm calling DR into my office today for a sit down lol.

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INN: Ho Booty Dances On Camera With Babies In The Background



I usually find great comedy in this kinda shit, but I don't know, I just feel sad right now. Maybe its because I'm getting older but fuck! Who does this?? I mean, seriously?? You couldn't wait until the babies were sleep to go about your ho-ish ways?? Seriously??

To be fair to this young lady though you can never underestimate the hoin' potential of someone with a tattoo on their ass. Nothing says, "I'll do ungodly things for money," like an ass tat lol. Oh, and of course I wouldn't be surprised if this was somewhere in Florida. We are fuckin' up as a whole state lol. Plus, she could be practicing her moves because she's stripping to pay her way through college. Can't forget about that. Or possibly for money to buy some titties because her chest was a sad case. And really, is a bra necessary when you have tits that little?? We pretty much know what's going on up there, no need to hide lol.

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Howard Stern Comments On Beyonce's Board Feed


Damn, Sirius is HOT right now! Last week we got Jamie Foxx vs. Miley Cyrus and now this week we got Howard Stern vs. Beyonce (I'm putting bets out for Martha Stewart going in on Rick Ross for next week lol).

Anyway, I LOVE Beyonce, but this shit is funny as fuck! I'm not mad at Stern, I'd do this same type of shit if I had a radio show lol. We all know Beyonce can sing but that doesn't make this any less funny for right now. I'm still a fan regardless so its all good.

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Asher Roth Street Freestyle


Its kinda funny how its a amazing to hear somebody actually freestyling. It almost feels weird lol. Asher ripped this shit though even though he had a suspect line here there about getting giving him pipe which he cleaned up very nicely lol.

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Funk Flex Done Fuckin' With Interscope


Funk Flex be getting so excited lol. Anyway, the guy he's talking about is Nino Cuccinello over at Interscope. Now, I'm not completely positive of what's going down, but it sounds like dude was shitting on Urban radio and opting for Pop stations so now Flex is mad and is boycotting all Interscope acts (Drake just barely made the cut last week lol).

Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong because I was doing something else while I was listening to this so chances are I didn't get it right lol.

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Mouse Budden Trap

Here's the thrilling conclusion to Monday's cliffhanger lol:


You know this kinda makes me pissed that I don't have a camera anymore because I had a great idea for a spoof of that 50 Cent/Tia/Rick Ross thing about that Jamie Foxx/Miley Cyrus mess last week. Miley was gonna be like 50 and make a video about ending Jamie's career then have another video with his BM. It would've been epic! Oh well... lol.

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Derrick Rose Wins Rookie Of The Year

Surprise, surprise! Derrick Rose is bringing the R.O.Y. trophy back to Chicago. This is another one that I called with O.J. Mayo coming in 2nd. After that performance on Saturday against the C's this shit was in the bag.

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