Aight, this is gonna be the first time I've ever really spoke on this slut bucket Kat Stacks (and also the first "I Know You Don't Care But..." since last June), so lets try it out and see how it goes. First, watch this video:
First and foremost, Game should release this nigga XO from Black Wall Street immediately. Besides the fact that this is probably the most shine he's ever gonna get, there's just no coming back from this. After all the whoring this broad has done throughout the industry, you fucked her?? And that's not even mentioning the fact that she has the face of an ass, implants that look like the doctor inserted 2 balls from a McDonald's PlayPlace's ball pit into her chest, and mostly carries at least 2 forms of STD on her at all times like I.D.'s.
XO, I know it's rough being an unknown rapper who isn't gonna make it, but damn. You're (probably) better than this, dude.
April 30, 2010
I Know You Don't Care But... Kat Stacks Fucked Another Rapper
Tay Zonday Apologies
Wow, look who's still alive! Its our old friend Tay Zonday of Chocolate Rain fame circa 2007. Anyway, he really does have a great voice for apologies, or, really any romantic narration. Hell, if I were doing a rom-com that required narration, I'd bring Tay in to read, no question. Maybe its just me??
(Side note: Am I the only one who noticed how much he looks like mid-to-late '80s Michael Jackson??)
Pinky Speaks On Her Weight Gain ...Kinda
I wish niggas would stop dancing around it and just ask how what happened when she went from skinny to thick to just fat. Why are we talking about her weight gain from skinny to thick, and not from thick to fat, DJ Vlad??
Whatever, she looks mighty fine in this video. Now that she's slimming back down, maybe she'll jump back in the porn game full force?? I'd be happy to have her. Lord knows those big girl scenes from 2008-09 were brutal to watch...well except for "Squirt Fest" with Stacie Lane and T.C. (Talkin' Cuh aka Wesley Pipes)! That's a classic! Then again, I think that came out this year so she's not as big in it.
(And yes, "Squirt Fest" is playing in the background as I write this lol.)
Anyway, here's another part of Pinky's VladTV interview that I found interesting:
Wait a minute, she said her dad is lock up, right?? But didn't she say he loved Cherokee D'Ass and "skips" over her scenes right after that?? They got DVD players in prison now?? Besides the whole "no women" and "dry anal rape" thing, this prison shit doesn't sound so bad now-a-days lol.
The Boondocks Starts This Sunday!
Don't forget, "The Boondocks" starts this upcoming Sunday night at 11:30pm!
(Side note: I feel bad for all my South Florida Comcast subscribers who don't own a box because they cut Cartoon Network a couple months back. That's the only reason I have a box now actually, they kept removing all the fuckin' channels, so they left me with no choice.)
April 29, 2010
The Right To Be An Asshole
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I forgot to post this earlier, but it had me ROLLIN' last night! Especially the re-enactment part where the fat guy shoots the cop the bird out of his sunroof lol.
Young Jeezy - Hood Politics
Trap Or Die 2 is supposed to definitely be dropping next week. Then again, it was definitely supposed to be dropping Super Bowl weekend, so really who knows when this shit is dropping. Hot track though.
Related:
Young Jeezy - Greatest Trapper Alive! (Prod. by Needlz)
The Game - 400 Bars Video
No, I didn't bother watching this long ass video, so no I don't have any opinions on it. The only person who can get me to watch a 20 minute music video is Michael Jackson and he's dead and gone.
Related:
The Game - Shake Video
The Game - Ha Ha (feat. Nipsey Hussle)
The Game - 400 Bars
The Game - It Must Be Me
INN: The Dick Slang
LMAO!
Nigga! If this ain't the funniest, most gayest shit I've ever posted, I don't know what is. These niggas CAN'T be serious, right?? Like, they did this so we'd point, laugh, and call them gay on purpose, and not to start a real dance crave, correct?? The sheer gayness of this is too overwhelming for me to even go any further. Dead!
(Side note: I didn't do any research, but I'd put money on these niggas being from Atlanta. Oh, and if it turns on they're from Florida, I think I'll just jump off a building in embarrassment.)
Who Is Aziz Ansari??
LMAO! Who wrote this skit, this shit was funny as fuck! Especially Diddy's part: "6 fuckin' years, under a television set." Classic shit right chea!
Anyway, I thought it was a joke at first, but its true, Aziz really is hosting the MTV Movie Awards. Sunday June 9th is the day and date and you know I'll be watching. Hopefully he doesn't bomb like Sarah Silverman did that one year lol.
Eminem - Not Afraid (Prod. by Boi-1da)
Bravo, bravo! My man from Interscope was definitely right, Eminem KILLED this shit! Every verse was dope, but the 2nd one stood out the most. Em actually admits that Relapse was that great and that he overused that accent everybody hated on it. Wait a minute, a rapper admitting they fucked up musically?? That's really unheard of. I mean, do you think Kanye will at admit he fucked up with 808s & Heartbreak?? No chance. How about Lil Wayne with Rebirth?? Nope! So Em doing that was kind of a first step for Hip-Hop in a way.
Anyway, back to the record. The Boi-1da beat was nothing special. It fit the track, but I wasn't blown away by it by any means. The last minor fault I have with the track is the hook. Emphasis on "minor."Again, it fits the song as well, but it wasn't that great to me. It doesn't hurt the track at all though, so its all good.
Recovery in stores June 22nd!
Related:
Eminem's Not Afraid Coming At 10AM!
Eminem - Despicable Freestyle
Eminem's Single Not Afraid Premieres This Friday!
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Fibi Love - The Shower
I don't know if I've ever been so sure a video was gonna get deleted off YouTube as much as I was when I saw this video. That just makes it all the better because it gives me an excuse to keep watching it before it gets deleted.
Then again, this video is still up, so maybe the 'Tube has changed its policies?? Nah, I doubt it.
Related:
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Fibi Love Pt. 1
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Fibi Love Pt. 2
Manther - Missin' The Supersonics
Bill Simmons posted this on Twitter and I found it funny (and sad) so I'm passing it along.
Thursday Billboard Update - 4/29/10
B.o.B is practically running the Hot 100 right now. Of course Nothin' On You is sitting phat at #1, but Airplanes cracks the top 10 in his 2nd week at #9. And that's not even to mention he has another debut this week, but we'll get into that below.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Glee Cast - The Power Of Madonna (1)
2. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (3-2)
3. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (1-3)
4. AC/DC - Iron Man 2 sdtk (4)
5. Usher - Raymond vs. Raymond (4-5)
6. Various Artists - Now! 33 (5-6)
7. Jimmy Buffet - Encores (7)
8. Justin Bieber - My World (10-8)
9. Zac Brown Band - The Foundation (15-9)
10. Lady Gaga - The Fame (7-10)
- Cypress Hill's new album Rise Up debuts at #19 with 18,500 in first week sales.
- Devin The Dude's Suite 420 debuts at #87 this week with just 6,100 albums sold.
- And finally, Little Brother's last album Leftback comes in at #134 with 4,600 sold.
first time top 10's in bold
1. B.o.B - Nothin' On You (1-1)
2. Rihanna - Rude Boy (2-2)
3. Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart (4-4)
4. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (5-4)
5. Train - Hey, Soul Sister (3-5)
6. Usher - OMG (8-6)
7. Jason Derulo - In My Head (6-7)
8. Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (9-8)
9. B.o.B - Airplanes (12-9)
10. Lady Gaga - Telephone (7-10)
- Don't look now, but Jay-Z's Young Forever is actually sitting at #12 right now. That's crazy! Will it crack the top 10?? I don't know, we shall see.
- Alicia Keys' Un-Thinkable (I'm Ready) jumps 25 spots this week 83-58.
- B.o.B's Bet I featuring T.I. and Playboy Tre debuts at #72.
- Every girl's new favorite song and every guy's new favorite video, Ciara's Ride featuring Ludacris, debuts at #93. I think I'm gonna go watch that video right damn now actually.
Eminem's Not Afraid Coming At 10AM!
I'm going to bed. I'll be on with Angie Yee at 10 a.m. EST on Shade45 to talk about "Not Afraid". See you then... Via @Eminem
Its getting closer!
Related:
Eminem - Despicable Freestyle
Eminem's Single Not Afraid Premieres This Friday!
Drake - Find Your Love (Prod. By Kanye West)
If I told you this was an unreleased track written for Kanye West's 808s & Heartbreak, you'd believe me, wouldn't you?? Don't front. This bring me back to my original problem with Drake back after I first heard So Far Gone, the nigga just keeps sounding like other niggas. I don't know if he does it on purpose or what, but the shit is weird.
Oh well, the song is pretty decent. Its not incredible, but it has an "annoying song you can't get out of your head no matter what you're doing" quality to it. Matter of fact, after 4 listens, I'm about to turn it back on again because its in my head. Yes, I've fallen victim.
Related:
Drake - Over Video
Drake - Over (Prod. By Boi-1da)
Pushed Back: The Story Of Drake
LeBron & The Ball Boy
You aren't gonna hear it on ESPN, FoxSports, or any other sports cast, so let me be the first to say it: FUCK that ball boy! He's a fuckin' ball boy, get over yourselves! And its not like he's some kinda ball boy from Cleveland who has cancer and got permission to travel with the team during the playoffs, no, this was a Chicago Bulls hometeam ball boy. The crowd is booing LeBron's ears off and people are mad he threw him clothes at some ball boy?? Seriously?? Again, FUCK that ball boy.
Besides, its not like this is some kind of first, players throw there warm-ups at these losers all the time! This is just stupid. People, stop your bullshit, seriously.
The Worst Foul Ever
This atrocious call is from Monday night's game 5. Isn't this shit just sad?? I mean, come on Joey Crawford! And its not like Crawford is out there alone, I wanna know what were the other officials were doing when this travesty occurred??
You wanna know what I REALLY wanna know, though?? What the hell punk ass David Stern is going to do about it?? Everyday we're hearing about a new player or coach being fined $35,000 for "criticizing officials" for their shitty calls, and then this happens. Is Crawford going to be fined?? I doubt it. This is just shameful, the NBA hands the worst officiating of any professional sports, hand down!
April 28, 2010
Lupe Fiasco - I'm Beaming
I still don't know when Lasers is dropping, but maybe this is a sign that its coming this summer?? Hopefully, but either way, this shit is dope. Favorite line: "And baby girl, what does it matter where ya purse from?? Ya hair done, ya nails did, ya ass phat, but you're dumb." You gotta love that!
MP3 after the jump if you don't have it.
Related:
Lupe Fiasco - Love Letter To The Beat (feat. Alicia Keys) (Prod. by Chad Hugo)
April 27, 2010
Eminem - Despicable Freestyle
Gotdamn! He didn't just ripped this shit, he made both of those tracks his bitch! Like Charlamagne said earlier, if you decide to put out a freestyle on either of those beats you're really just playing yourself. Those shits are dead and gone. Body bag shit...well behinds those Daffy Duck bars at the end. That shit was wack, but other than that it was ill.
Related:
Eminem's Single Not Afraid Premieres This Friday!
J. Cole - Who Dat
I like it, and I'm sure most of everybody will like it. The only problem with that is that nobody is going to love it. I could be wrong, and this could become a huge hit...but I doubt it. Besides, it wouldn't be fair if this turned out to be a hit and Cole's album ended up dropping before Drake's lol.
Here's a little extra J. Cole for ya:
After the way Jay-Z ripped the original I suggested that nobody even attempts this shit, but Cole did pretty decent. He came off a little Kanye-ish, but I like it. Jay-Z still owns it though.
Nas & Damian Marley - Africa Must Wake Up (feat. K'Naan)
I haven't seen any tracklistings for the album yet, but I'd be shocked if this wasn't the last track on the album. Its too long to be anywhere in the middle of the album and too laid back to be the intro, its gotta be the last track. Either way, its hot as shit, so at the end of the day, it don't even matter.
Related:
Nas & Damian Marley - As We Enter Video
Nas & Damian Marley - The Promised Land (feat. Dennis Brown)
The Game - Shake Video
man, Stacey Dash is really trying to get back out there ain't it?? First she got a new show on the Foxxhole and was at the Oscars with Foxx, then she was in a Miller Lite commercial, then we found out she was on the cover of the new Smooth Magazine, now she's in this Game video, and soon she's gonna be in Rick Ross' Super High video. Sheesh! I ain't mad though, the more I can see Stacey the better.
Related:
The Game - Ha Ha (feat. Nipsey Hussle)
The Game - 400 Bars
The Game - It Must Be Me
B.o.B - Can I Fly
A lot of people compare B.o.B to Andre 3000, but I think his singing voice is more comparable to Cee-Lo than anybody else. It could just be me, but since I know I'm right, I know its not. And you're welcome for correctly pointing that out for you.
As far as the track goes, I fucks with it!
Related:
B.o.B - Bet I (feat. T.I. & Playboy Tre) Video
B.o.B - Not Lost (feat. T.I.)
B.o.B - Airplanes II (feat. Eminem & Hayley Williams)
B.o.B - Don't Let Me Fall
B.o.B - Bet I (feat. T.I. & Playboy Tre) Video
That new B.o.B album is in stores today, and this new B.o.B video is online. Lets do it!
Related:
B.o.B - Not Lost (feat. T.I.)
B.o.B - Airplanes II (feat. Eminem & Hayley Williams)
B.o.B - Don't Let Me Fall
This Week In Flops 4/27/10
Okay, so he has the #1 song in the country right now with Nothin' On You (which is being played everywhere from BET to Nickelodeon), a second track that will probably cross into the top 10 this week with Airplanes, a boatload of momentum, and most importantly, no competition. If B.o.B was a more well known artist, we'd be talking about him moving upwards of 400,000 in his first week. Unfortunately he's not, but I think everything that's going for him will be good for at least 120,000. My prediction for Bobby Ray is 120-160K.
Rocky Lockridge On Crying On Intervention
This video starts out slow, but it picks up steam until it blows it's load at about 3 minutes in. This shit is so hilarious, yet sad. Granted its more hilarious than anything else, but still kinda sad once you stop laughing. But man, no wonder Rocky had to be a fighter, with a cry like that he couldn't afford to be a sucka. And for some reason hearing that cry reminded me of this video. Who knows why lol.
Could I interest you in a remix of this video?? Follow me this way...
Oh yeah, the son, he's gay, right?? If he's not he does a damn good gay impersonation. I'm just saying...
Rosa Acosta & Tits!
Oops, my bad, I had this video last week and forgot ALL about it! I know that's hard to believe because Rosa is so gotdamn FINE...but yeah, it happens. Well, its better late than never, right?? Right!
Twerk Team Just Wanna...
Man, I haven't posted one of these in awhile, huh?? Yeah, well honestly, I just haven't been watching them for the past few months. Oh well, I'm back now, so enjoy these 2.
I don't know if it was the terrible song in the background or what, but I just wasn't that into this one. There was already a song out just like this a few years ago, but now its back because that's just how brain dead Hip-Hop is at the moment.
Crazy Kobe Bryant Fan On The News
LMAO! This shit threw me off at first, even though I knew it was posted under ThoseLilRabbits' YouTube channel. You never know these days. But whatever, this shit was hilarious lol.
April 26, 2010
Eminem's Single Not Afraid Premieres This Friday!
Unlike writers of most music websites, I actually know somebody that works at Interscope, and he told me the record is crazy! That's right, I hit him up, asked how it sounds and he said, and I quote, "Crazy." See, told you so.
Seriously though, he said "Em killed it" and its "closer to Lose Yourself" than any other first single he's ever put out. That's right, no accents, no costumes, no Triumph the Insult Comic Dog voices. He also said its produced by Boi 1da, so you know its gonna be heat. I'm excited, can't wait 'til Friday.
SOURCE
Related:
Eminem Trashes Relapse 2, Introduces Recovery
T.I. - I'm Back Video
Forget the video, do we know who he's talking about yet?? Well I still don't, so if you know then inform me.
Anyway, as you can see from the video, Tip's new album King Uncaged (which sounds like a bad movie's title) is dropping August 17th. Not sure when Fuck A Mixtape is dropping, but I'm it'll be some time in either June or July.
Related:
T.I. - I'm Back
T.I. Fuck A Mixtape Trailer
Nas & Damian Marley - As We Enter Video
Such a short video. Oh well, I ain't complaining. Distant Relatives in stores May 18th.
Related:
Nas & Damian Marley - The Promised Land (feat. Dennis Brown)
The Game - Ha Ha (feat. Nipsey Hussle)
This joint goes so hard! You would think Game and Nipsey been spittin' together for years, but that's what happens when you actually have talent. Hopefully The Red Room dropping is a sign that The R.E.D. Album really is coming out June 15th. We can only hope with all the push backs it's experienced so far. Either way, this shit bangs.
Related:
The Game - 400 Bars
The Game - It Must Be Me
Ice Cube - I Rep That West (feat. Jigg)
Pretty decent joint. Kinda average actually, but that is to be expected from the vets in the game. No hate, I'm just saying, we wouldn't expect Cube to be at the top of his game this far removed from his prime. Its all good, its not like the nigga sucks like niggas that are in their prime like Gucci Mane or Soulja Boy lol.
Plies - Look Like (feat. Fabolous & Jeezy)
Only thing this look like is that Goon Affiliated is a weed plate for some pothead out there. This song is awful. All of it. Jeezy's verse, Fab's verse, Plies' verse, it all sucked. This is some ol' slow ass bullshit. Sorry, but its the truth so don't nobody come telling me this shit is hot. Its not.
Related:
Plies - She Got It Made Video
Lupe Fiasco - Love Letter To The Beat (feat. Alicia Keys) (Prod. by Chad Hugo)
I fuckin' LOVE this song already! It has a nice lil vibe to it and its just jammin' for no gotdamn reason. This gets a big ass co-sign and stamp of approval. We need more Lu, we need more!
Jamie Foxx - Rock Bottom
The song definitely sounds Foxx-ish, but the voice just doesn't sound 100% like him to me. It could just be me. Is it really just me?? I hope the hell not lol. Either way, I love the song, so I co-sign!
Big K.R.I.T. - Moon & Stars (feat. Devin The Dude)
This track is so smooth! That's it, I'm gonna start smoking weed tomorrow! I love this track sober and I feel like it'd only be more enjoyable high. I'll see you in the moon and stars jammin' this new heat...
April 25, 2010
Young Jeezy - Lose My Mind (feat. Plies)
Where the hell did Jeezy get a leather straitjacket from?? They making designer straitjackets now?? I guess its for the crazy person who likes options lol.
Anyway, this song is jammin' so all the rest of this shit I'm talking doesn't even matter. Thanks for listening though :-).
April 23, 2010
Young Jeezy - Greatest Trapper Alive! (Prod. by Needlz)
Yeah, we need to get this fuckin' mixtape out of this nigga's hands somehow. If the rest of the tracks sound ANYTHING like this, I need it like yesterday. Make it happen
(Side note: When we find Jeezy we need to let him know how stupid this mixtape cover looks lol.)
Styles P - It's Over
The beat is a bit Fruity Loop-ish, but the track itself still goes pretty hard. I fuck with anything SP drops anyway, so its good to me.
Related:
Styles P - That Street Life (Feat. Tyler Woods) Video
B.o.B - Not Lost (feat. T.I.)
I'm pretty sure I heard that last verse on another song, which could have something to do with this track not making the album. Oh well, album in stores this Tuesday the 27th!
Nas & Damian Marley - The Promised Land (feat. Dennis Brown)
Man, I gotta go to Jamaica! Either that or start smoking weed. Either or, either or. This shit is some laid back jammin' ass shit. I wish they had this playing in the pool hall on GTA IV instead of Buju Banton's Driver on constant repeat. I mean it was cool at first, but shit gets annoying after awhile lol.
Oh yeah, before we go any further, Distant Relatives drops May 18th!
I love this track right here! And did Nas go in on that last verse or what?! That shit was madness! Aight, let us continue.
This is probably the weakest track they have together, but if this is your weakest shit, you're winning.
Tila Tequila Says She's "The Female 2Pac"
I know people are gonna get all over Tila for making that ridiculous statement, but I'm gonna forgive her in advance. This is the same chick who claimed Shawne Merriman beat her up, though the medical examiners could find no signs of it. This is the same chick who claimed she was pregnant by The Game. This is the same chick who went on UStream naked trying to look sexy with her tampon string hanging out like her pussy ate a lab mouse. This bitch is insane!
The moral of the story is this: Crazy people say crazy shit, so don't waste your time/energy getting mad at them when they do. Remember, they're crazy!
Diddy Says Sorry
I'm sorry for the overall homoness of this video, but the shit was funny to me lol.
Yaowa Mixtape Trailer
I really don't get why we're getting all these mixtape trailers and video trailer all of a sudden, but I rappers needed new ways to waste time and money. Either way, I'm only posting the most important ones, like this one from Joell Ortiz. His new mixtape Yaowa drops this June (as you can see), and if his 2 classics from 2009 were any indication, we can expect something special with this one too.
Dez Bryant Jerseys Already For Sell On DallasCowboys.com
I was wondering what number Dez was gonna wear in the NFL since he obviously can't wear #1. I figured it'd be T.O.'s #81, but apparently its Michael Irvin's #88. That number really should be retired if you ask me, but I ain't mad at Dez. My question is this though: Didn't Antonio Bryant wear #88 too??? Well how do we know these aren't just old unsold Antonio Bryant jerseys?? Oh well, I'll give the kid time to prove himself before I buy his jersey, by then all the Antonios will be gone. Besides, I just bought a Miles Austin jersey a couple months ago.
April 22, 2010
Dez Bryant Is A Dallas Cowboy!
That's right, with the 24th overall pick the Dallas Cowboys bring in the best WR the 2010 NFL draft had to offer! You don't know how excited this makes me. Not only do we have another game breaking wide-out, but not we can get rid of the mistake that is Roy Williams.
Coming into the draft I wanted a safety because we are thin back there now that Ken Hamlin is an ex-Cowboy. I knew Eric Berry was going somewhere in the top 7, so I ruled him out. The guy I really wanted was UT's Earl Thomas, but I knew we'd have to trade up to get him. We didn't, and he went to the Seahawks at #14. I knew Taylor Mays would be there, but I didn't want him because I just have an odd feeling that he's gonna end up being Roy L. Williams 2.0 in Wade Phillips' defense. Then came the reality of Dez Bryant. You know what I thought when I saw he was still around going into the 20s?? It was the following: "Fuck safety, go get Dez Bryant, Jerry!" Then Jerry did just that, swamping picks with New England and getting the steal of the first round.
Now lets analyze the Cowboys WR corps. First and foremost, we have the baddest man in Valley Ranch, Miles Austin. After he him we have Patrick Crayton, Kevin Olgetree, Sam Hurd, and now Dez Bryant! Oh yeah and the Roy Williams guy too. Hell, now at least we can try to trade him or just cut him. I'd take as low as a 5th round pick for the guy, but I would aim for at least a 3rd.
I'm just so excited! Hey, and now Dez can go visit Deion Sanders whenever the fuck he wants without repercussion.
(Side note: Bill Simmons has yet to say anything publicly, but I know he is super pissed his Pats traded out of a chance to get Dez Bryant. Randy Moss is getting older and Wes Welker is coming off a torn ACL and MCL, they need bodies. Oh well!)
SOURCE
Ciara - Ride (feat. Ludacris)
Okay, that's it, I'm convinced Ciara is the best fuck in the game today, and possibly over the past 20 years. This video is the sex equivalent to the NFL combine, and I'm the Mel Kiper Jr. of the sex draft, urging you to take Ciara #1 overall!
See, CiCi is like that player who you underestimate because of their body, but wows you when you see them in action. That's the kind of stuff that gets you shot up the (sex) draft boards of every team. The athleticism, the flexibility, the clean shaved crotch, if you're looking for a woman to put it on you so good you shed a tear after sex after hollin' her name for the past hour, then Ciara Harris is your sex draft pick. She's Peyton Manning in '98, you can't miss.
Drew Brees On Madden 11 Cover
August 10th is the date of Madden NFL 11's release and now we know Drew Brees is going to be on the cover. This is great news seeing the Cowboys have the Saints on schedule for Thanksgiving Day. That's week 12, so hopefully the Madden Curse has kicked in by then.
Peep the cover after the jump.
Thursday Billboard Update - 4/22/10
It was inevitable, and now its happened, B.o.B's Nothin' On You overtakes Rihanna's Rude Boy for the #1 spot. What better time too because his album drops this Tuesday. I've been a fan of B.o.B for awhile now and even I didn't see him blowing up this big. I mean he was even performed on Ellen the other day. Ellen! If he gets a spot on Oprah its a wrap, he's going platinum. Don't say I didn't warn you.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (1-1)
2. MGMT - Congratulations (2)
3. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (4-3)
4. Usher - Raymond vs. Raymond (2-4)
5. Coheed & Cambria - Year of the Black Rainbow (5)
6. Various Artists - Now! 33 (5-6)
7. Lady Gaga - The Fame (7-7)
8. Ke$ha - Animal (16-8)
9. Monica - Still Standing (6-9)
10. Justin Bieber - My World (8-10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. B.o.B - Nothin' On You (2-1)
2. Rihanna - Rude Boy (1-2)
3. Train - Hey, Soul Sister (3-3)
4. Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart (4-4)
5. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (6-5)
6. Jason Derulo - In My Head (5-6)
7. Lady Gaga - Telephone (7-7)
8. Usher - OMG (10-8)
9. Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (19-9)
10. Adam Lambert - Whataya Want From Me (23-10)
- This week's top debut is B.o.B's Airplanes with Hayley Williams of Paramore at #12. This track is only going to go north now that the version with Eminem is out there.
- Christina Aguilera is back and her track Not Myself Tonight debuts at #23.
Random News Shit: NFL Headlines Edition
I guess that seems about right. Be clear though, this was the lightest suspension he could've gotten. Yeah, they floated the idea of 4 games out there on Monday, but there was NO WAY that was actually gonna happen.
Welp, I know one NFL player who will never fuck in a public restroom again lol.
2) Roethlisberger Also On Trade Block
I discussed this possibility back when the Steelers traded Santonio Holmes, but I never thought they'd seriously give it much thought. Clearly they have now that we know they are openly shopping Big Ben.
I'm not sure they'll pull the trigger though, even if the deal is really enticing. Then again, they did trade Holmes for a bag of beans, so who's to know. All I know is that if the Steelers don't trade Ben by the end of the draft, that probably means they aren't going to.
Bill Simmons mentioned it in his draft column yesterday, but why wouldn't the Raiders offer up the #8 overall pick and some other picks and get Big Ben?? It make perfect sense, and it would be right up Al Davis' alley if he were still alive. Its not like talking a O-lineman with the #8 pick is gonna make JaMarcus Russell any better anyway. I'm just saying.
3) Tebow Decides Not To Attend NFL Draft
Why was he even considering going?? Besides the fact that the NFL saw fit to split a 7 round draft up into 3 days, but Tebow could be nothing but embarrassed in the situation because he is NOT going in the first round anyway. Its just not gonna happen. I can definitely see early 2nd round, but 1st round is just unrealistic, and he would've just been sitting there alone looking like a dumbass when his name wasn't called at the end of the (now) first day of the draft.
4) Jason Taylor Signs With Rival Jets
I'm not mad at J.T. for leaving, I'm not mad at him for going to a heated rival, I just don't get why he's doing it to himself. He wants to be in Miami, end of story. Now, its not sure if Miami even offered him a deal, but I don't see this Jets experiment ending well.
April 21, 2010
Digesting The Cowboys' Schedule...
Another thing that has me thinking conspiracy is that we are the team with the 5 preseason games this year. So we get 5 preseason games AND an early bye. Awesome. This season is gonna suck! But I can't fuckin' wait!
April 20, 2010
R.I.P. Guru & Dorothy Height
Also passing away at the age of 98 is civil rights activist Dorothy Height. Her name may not be as famous as other like Martin Luther King or Rosa Parks, but she was definitely as important to the movement.
R.I.P. to both.
Ciara - Basic Instinct (U Got Me) Video
LMAO! Was this a comedy, because I couldn't doing nothing but laugh hysterically while listening to and watching this video lol. R&B singers, BE R&B SINGERS! Stop trying to be rappers for the love of God! It didn't work for Tyrese, its not gonna work for Brandy, and after what I just saw, it surely isn't gonna work for Ciara. This is just silly, Ciara, stop playing girl.
Khia - Been A Bad Girl Video
You know what?? This song isn't half bad. And as compared to the other shit Khia has put out, I wouldn't be shocked if it turned into a minor hit. That's big, especially for her.
But what was going on with some of the outfits in the video?? She looked like a low budget Lady Gaga in some of that shit. Just further proof females with too many big ass tattoos can't do high fashion... or even look elegant lol.
Little Brother - Curtain Call Video
Aight, I can fuck with this. I expect to see this video a lot on VH1 in the upcoming weeks. Anyway, Little Brother's 4th and final album Leftback actually drops tomorrow on the 21st (not sure why). Get wit it!
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Nina Mascunana
Stacey Dash Returns To Smooth!
Well hopefully these pics leak sooner than later. Fingers crossed.
April 19, 2010
B.o.B - Airplanes I & II (feat. Eminem & Hayley Williams)
I don't love the hook, its a little too alternative rock for my taste, but man, those verses were the business! Of course B.o.B got ate up by Eminem, but there is no shame in that because he isn't the first and only would be the last if Em died tonight.
And here's part 1 which came out last week.
Benji Brown - Crackhead Night
This actually came out last year, but I hadn't see or heard of it until tonight, so I'm gonna assume you haven't either. Either way, this shit is hilarious (besides the annoying laugh track of course) and why not make room for it on the site?? Exxxxactly!
Tony Roberts' "Be Different" Drops May 4th
Tony Roberts has been one of my favorites from way back in the ComicView days (and not the wack post-Bruce Bruce ComicView, I'm talking about when it was still on fiyah!). His first DVD "Be Different" drops on May 4th and I'm definitely gonna be checking for it. You're welcome in advance, Tony.
You can actually download Colonic Rap on iTunes if you wanted to, here's the link lol.
Ray J Apologizes To Flo Rida
I'm surprised Brisco didn't put out an angry response video threatening Ray J's life as soon as that first episode aired. You know how he gets when people talk about Flo Rida (see: Berg, Yung and Foxx, Jamie).
(Side note: Is the show called "Brandy & Ray J" or "Brandy & Flo Rida"?? All Brandy has talked about for 2 full hour-long episodes is Flo Rida! She don't have nothing else going on in her life?? New music?? Her kid?? Nothing?? Fuck!)
Lowkey Riez - Hammer (Prod. By Forte Bowie)
Definitely something for the younger generation, but the young boy is ready! You can't tell me you can't hear this constantly being played everywhere you went this summer. And there's nothing I want for Riez more than me being absolutely sick, tired, and on the verge of suicide from hearing this song, because that would mean it has become a huge hit and he'd be winning. Congrats ahead of time.
Here's a little bonus Riez from when I was in my transition from my old "blue screen of death" computer to my new "21.5 inch flatscreen, 1TB hard drive" computer. Fucks with my boy one more time!
