1) 'Takers' Claims #1 Spot at the Box Office
When the numbers were first released, "Takers" was #2 to "The Last Exorcism" by about $300,000, but when the true numbers came out "Takers" was actually on top by about $150,000. Either way, in my mind, "Takers" was #1 regardless because it and "The Last Exorcism" made basically the same amount of money despite being shown in 668 less theaters nationwide. Per theater, "Takers" killed them.
And with that being said, I have no interest in seeing this movie. No real reason, just not interested.
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Okay, so the chippy one went at Brian Pumper the other day saying she never signed a release to be in his "Phattys Rhymes & Dimes 14" and blah blah blah. Well B. Pumper has stuck back!
I'm glad we're talking about this now because I was confused by this whole thing myself. The first time we saw Montana talking about doing porn she was with Brian. Then a totally different porno comes out (I'm assuming because I've never watched it) not starring Brian Pumper. Then once "Phattys Rhymes & Dimes 14" dropped it was apparent she did multiple flicks.
See, I thought his PRD14 was gonna be her big porn debut and that's where the confusion starts. Oh well, whatever, I admit I really wasn't interested in seeing either porno because she's not that attractive to me, so that's most likely the source of my confusion.
Anyway, I totally believe B. Pumper here, I mean, the lost bitch even talked about being in PRD14 in that first video interview. What an idiot. And you know I'll be patiently waiting for that Bitch You Signed On The Dotted Line lol.
My disdain for Soulja Boy has been well documented on this very site dating back to 2007. And even with all of that, when I heard Kat Stacks made a video about me, I was set to come to his defense. Unfortunately for the boy named Soulja, this video is indefensible. (Here's a close up of the direct messages on Twitter if you couldn't read them.)
Judging solely by the music this guy makes, we can't expect him to have much sense, but damn. This nigga got the bitch up in the bed cakin' and snorting lines and shit. And not just any bitch, Kat Stacks...bitch! Did he think he was immune to getting "the treatment" from Kat??
1) Wyclef's Presidential Bid Denied
And just like that, it's all over. Doesn't it seem like having to have lived in Haiti for 5 years is something Clef should've known before announcing his candidacy?? I mean, we we're taught the requirements to run for the U.S. presidency in like 3rd grade, so you'd think Wyclef or his reps would've researched the requirements to be president of Haiti at some point before saying he's running.
Oh well, I hope you're happy Sean Penn and Pras!
I initially heard the radio commercial version of this on 99 Jamz this morning, and the first thing i thought about was when Will "authorized a few last minute changes" on Uncle Phil's campaign commercial.
I pray Rudy Moise had nothing to do with this.
Pretty good video, but does anybody fit in less with their crew than Drake does with Cash Money?? It could be argued that Vanessa Carlton fit in more with Murder Inc. than Drake does with CMR. I'm just saying. Still a good video though.
More of a trailer than a teaser, but you get the point. Are you in that mood yet?? Well go pre-order the mixtape!
No need to even discuss this one, this is 100,000% fake. Clearly it was just promo for that retarded new movie "Piranhas 3D," but this bit was poorly executed. They should've kept Ving talking about the white lady from MTV telling him to tone it down and the radio show host should've kept trying to get him to talk about the movie. Once Ving started talking about the movie himself, everything fell apart and it just became retarded. They get points for trying, but overall this wasn't very funny.
Larry Bird and Scottie Pippen's opinions were fine to me, but Charles Barkley's still bothers me a bit. Look, we can all agree "The Decision" was a bad idea, but like Scottie said outside of that, it was his decision to leave Cleveland. I have no beef with anyone who said "The Decision" was dumb because it was, my problem is with people who are mad at him for leaving the Cavs, like Charles Barkley and that cunt Michelle Beadle from SportsNation. Get over it!
It's easy to roast Brian Pumper for his lack of talent as a rapper, but that other porno nigga and his weird looking boys started going at something near and dear to Pumper's heart – his jewelry. There's no doubt Brian has money because he's been doing porn since like 2002, but I wouldn't doubt those jewels are indeed fake. I mean, he wants to be a real rapper doesn't he?? Well these days real rappers usually have real fake jewelry, so maybe Brian just wanted to fit in with the Plies and Gucci Manes of the world? Makes sense to me. He did look like his feelings were hurt though.
After being beat out by Avenged Sevenfold's Nightmare by 3,847 albums last week, Eminem's Recovery still can't recover the #1 spot being best by 4,006 by Arcade Fire's The Suburbs this week. Recovery moves 152,073 in its 7th week and The Suburbs sells 156,079 in its first. What a great problem to have if you're Eminem. I'm sure his double platinum status next week will make up for it. Recovery has sold 1,980,373 copies thus far.
Also, Bun B's Trill O.G. debuts at #4 with 40,530 sold.
Eminem and Rihanna's Love The Way You Lie retains the #1 spot over on the Hot 100 this week, but there's no telling how long that will last as Taylor Swift new single Mine debuts at #3 after only a few days of its release.
50 is a fuckin' fool lol. It's funny this happened now because I was just watching those 50 video when he was humiliating Rick Ross and listening to those awful Shyne tracks he released earlier this year.
Anyway, Def Jam deserves this for still having Shyne under contract. I mean, of course signing him seemed like a good idea at the time, but once they heard the flaming turds he was producing in the studio on their dime, they should've took the Pete Carroll route and released him soon after like he was LenDale White. I'm just saying.
WOOOOOOOO!!!!
As I've said many times on this very website, Mystikal was my favorite rapper long before Jay-Z was, so watching this got me SUPER hype! Just hearing that flow brings back great, great memories of me really starting to get into music. I mean, it was one thing for me to be into Kris Kross heavy (which I was as a kid) and me wanting to hear as much Hip-Hop as I could after hearing Mystikal's verse on Make 'Em Say Ugh when I was in 6th grade.
Clearly I'm happy he's home and I can't wait for him to start dropping some shit. Fingers crossed for Mannie solely lending beats and not hooks.
Man, Antoine Dodson has blown up in a major way over the past week, ain't it?? He's the biggest thing on Auto-Tune The News, he has his own YouTube channel now, he has a website, a Zazzle page where he's selling merchandise, and so on and so on. I guess it's only fair to say he ran and told dat. Rimshot!
Well that was okay. I don't know it just seems like they burned a lot of calories making this video and the song isn't even all that funny. I mean, it's aight, but could've been much, much better.
(Side note: Don't mind me, my jealousy is doing the talking right now.)
Bring on Eva Mendes' sex tape!
I haven't posted anything by Shea Davis since June of 2008, but it's time. Oh yes, it is time! Check out my ninja Shea straight murderlizing Soulja Boy's Pretty Boy Swag.
So here's the question: which is worse, this or the original?? The battle of the suck is on!
Okay, so today we're pitting the Icelandic soccer team's "Going Fishing" goal celebration against the CFL player Dave Stala's "Foot Work" touchdown celebration. Let's do it.
This is just all kinds of awesome! They should be invited to the 2014 World Cup for their goal celebrations alone. And they're not new to this, they've made the highlight reel with their goal celebrations before.
Aight, now lets check out the competition.
Yeah, it's definitely not the same without Betty there. Then again, I don't think it's so much better not being there as much as it's just a third girl not being there. They need to find a new girl to fill in while Betty is on maternity leave.
There's another even more powerful video after the jump. You'll enjoy it better, I promise.
Has anybody made the crying Indian commercial joke yet?? Are you sure? Because all I was gonna say is...
You know what? Nevermind.
I love Janelle Monae, so no joke will be made...for now. Cue the dramatic music!
Only Kanye could make this video.
And yes, that's all I have to say, a half of a video doesn't get a full review.
Remember when Megan Fox was hot?? Man, what happened?? Oh well, sweet video regardles. Somebody needs to teach me how to do that "person on fire" effect, I could really make good use of that knowledge.
