August 24, 2010

Tiger & Elin Officially Divorced

Golfer Tiger Woods gets a kiss from his wife Elin after losing his match at the Presidents Cup golf tournament in Gainesville, Virginia, in this September 22, 2005 file photo. The world's No. 1 golfer, Woods and his Swedish wife Elin Nordegren have divorced following the sex scandal that embroiled Woods late last year, a statement from their lawyers said on August 23, 2010.
Uh-oh world, hide your white women, the Tiger is back on the prowl!

Seriously though, is it just me, or did this seem to happen really fast?? I could be wrong, but wasn't Tiger just in rehab and trying to work things out in like February or March?? Oh well, you can't blame Elin, she's about her paper more than a lot these lying ass rappers.

I posed this question yesterday or Twitter, but when Elin found out Tiger was cheating, did she try tears of joy or tears of sorrow?? I say tears of joy because, honestly, what could she have done in her life to ever heard $100+ million besides having Tiger's babies and then divorcing him??

(Side note: Somebody should be trying to get that Rick Ross Tears Of Joy beat and make an Elin parody. That'd be hilarious! You're welcome in advance.)

Well anyway, good for Tiger. Now he can put this chapter in his life behind him and move on. It'll be interesting to see if golf will ever mean as much to him as it once did now. Hopefully it will and he'll get back to winning in 2011.

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