November 30, 2010
This Week In Flops 11/30/10
Andre Johnson & Cortland Finnegan Fined $25,000 Each, No Suspension
Good, no suspension necessary. Hmm, maybe Roger Goodell and the NFL are finally turning the corner with dumbass suspensions?? Well whatever the case, I can't wait for round 2 December 19th.
(Side note: I know this is how Cortland plays, but what the fuck was he thinking?? Not only is Dre way bigger than him, but he's from Miami. You probably don't want to pick a fight with those guys.)
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November 29, 2010
Lil Kim – Black Friday (Nicki Minaj Diss)
Well first and foremost, I'm hoping for Nicki Minaj's rebuttal to Lil Kim's recent mega nip slip from above. I think it'd be only right if Nicki replied with her own. Fair is fair.
As far as the song Black Friday is concerned, I thought it was pretty good. Sure the Pharoahe Monch Simon Says beat probably wasn't the best choice, and sure the diss ran about a minute too long, and of course Lil Kim didn't write, but other than that, I thought it was good.
Unlike everybody else, I'm not mad at Kim for going at Nicki with a diss record because Nicki is the one who took it to wax on Roman's Revenge. However, I am mad at Kim for even entertaining this BS in the first place. People kept talking all this rah-rah shit about Nicki biting Lil Kim's style, then Lil Kim comments on it and all of a sudden everybody is on some "Kim's old ass need to stop hatin' on Nicki" shit. But that's just like bum ass Hip-Hop fans though, push somebody into the ring and then switch on them when they start swinging. I say let's just call a truce because in 10-15 years when Nicki is in the same situation Kim is in and is pushed into the ring against the next new bitch, they can roll a blunt together and laugh, laugh, laugh.
The Situation Workout DVD Bloopers
Good ol' Sitch. I'm surprised he even makes mistakes after what I saw in his timeless performance in that safe sex commercial alongside Bristol Palin.
R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen
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November 28, 2010
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Kenya Moore Behind The Scenes
Damn, damn, damn, FUCK! Kenya Moore is to modeling what Nyomi Banxxx is to porn. The chocolate brown chick in her late-30's that is prettier and finer than at least 85% of the women younger than her in her profession.
(Plus, I wouldn't mind seeing Kenya or Nyomi switch places and do each other's job.)
November 27, 2010
Thursday Billboard Update - 11/25/10
Rihanna's Only Girl (In the World) finally makes it to #1 after a few weeks of flirting in the top 5. Also, Cee-Lo Green's Fuck You finally cracks the top 10, sliding 13 spots 22-9.
November 23, 2010
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 12
1) Saints (7-3) @ Cowboys (3-7)
I always love it when the Cowboys win, but it's time to remember the new goal for this season: get a top draft pick. We're all-but eliminated from the playoffs at this point, so let's keep our focus on remaining in the top 10 of the 2011 NFL Draft. Saints winners, Cowboys losers.
I Love LaStarya
Twerk Team who?? Wow. Just wow.
I haven't don't a post on LaStarya in nearly a year and it's LONG overdue if you ask me. I'm gonna have to put something together soon...
Random News Shit: NFL Headlines Edition
Well it's about damn time, now he can finally return to his job as Michael Wilbon's co-host on PTI.
You know who this all sucks for?? Tarvaris Jackson. Why, you ask?? Because there's no way the black coach can step in and instantly insert the black QB into the line up. Not to mention that if he wants to keep this job he's gonna have to win games. Everybody hates Tarvaris *Everybody Hates Chris them voice.*
WWE Champion The Miz!
From the Real World to WWE Champion. Insane!
(Side note: Why does that little girl hate The Miz?? She looks like she wanted to take him on next.)
November 22, 2010
Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (Review)
1) Dark Fantasy
Not sure what the point of that Nicki Minaj intro was, but fuck it, it didn't take away from the song, so it's acceptable. You know what did take away from the song, though?? Kanye not spitting the rest of his 2nd BET Hip-Hop Awards cypher verse on the 2nd verse. Yes, I'm aware Dark Fantasy was probably recorded long before that G.O.O.D. Music cypher was even taped, but I'm sure Kanye knew which we'd be exposed to first. Look, all I'm saying is that 2nd cypher verse was ill as fuck, and I would've liked to hear more of it on the album.
I know that complaint above may seem like nitpicking, but Dark Fantasy was pretty flawless, and that's all I could come up with to detest. The beat is fresh as hell, the sample was dope, and Kanye rips it. Win, win, win. Awesome note to start the album out on. Let's move forward.
This Week In Flops 11/22/10
Kanye's album should obviously coast to victory this week, but how high can these figures get?? Could My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy do a milli?? Taylor Swift just did it a few weeks ago, and Black Friday will inflate the first week numbers, so it's possible. Personally, I don't think that's gonna happen, but I do think he'll finish upwards of 500,000. My guess is MBDTF lands in the 600-700k range.
Richard Seymour Lays Hands On Big Ben
Dammit man, this shit is too funny! Richard Seymour put the hand of God right underneath Roethlisberger's facemask lol. I'm not sure why been flopped on the ground like he had been shot or was doing his best Vlade Divac impression, but this is all just so great. This is what the NFL has been missing!
November 20, 2010
The L.A.M.E. Awards Categories
- Lame Of The Year
- Lamest Rapper
- Lamest New Artist
- Lamest Song
- Lamest Movie
- Lamest Sports Story
- Lamest Tweeter
- Lamest Trend
- Lamest Hair (Male)
- Lamest Hair (Female)
- Lamest Beef
- Lamest Titles for an Album or Mixtape
- Lamest Artwork for an Album or Mixtape
- Lamest Miscellaneous Real Life People
Dr. Dre - Kush (feat. Snoop Dogg & Akon)
Look, I have no idea if Detox is ever really coming out, but this track is straight heat. It's badly in need of the real Nate Dogg, but other than that, I have zero complaints.
Here's a little bonus from Eminem and the good doctor.
Nicki Minaj - Moment 4 Life/Blazin'
First it was Willow Smith, now it's Nicki Minaj. Rihanna's spot in the game is definitely under fire right now because Nicki sounded just as good as Rihanna would have singing the hook. I'm just saying.
Anyway, nice track by Young Money's first couple (I don't care if they didn't really get married, we all know they're at least fucking). Neither overshadowed the other, it was a very nice blend, and a hot song. I approve.
Lloyd Banks - Sooner Or Later/Unexplainable
I haven't listened to H.F.M. 2 yet, but it sounds like it's shopping up to be even hotter than the first. This track is dope as hell, so if there's more of this on there, then Banks is back! It's a shame his label thought it'd be a good idea to drop on the same day as Kanye West and Nicki Minaj.
Yelawolf - Daddy's Lambo
Two things are for sure about Yelawolf: 1) he probably smells a little funny and 2) he has the sickest flow out of any new artists in YEARS! The concept of this song was flimsy, but his flow alone makes whatever he's talking about hot. I approve of this message.
T.I. - All She Wrote (feat. Eminem)
Man, people were talking about how bad Eminem murdered Nicki Minaj on her own track, but that wasn't shit compared to what he just did to T.I. on this song. You would think T.I. didn't know who he was sending this track to to get a feature from. If you want a Eminem feature then you better come with some of your best shit, and Tip really fell flat here. Very disappointing.
(Side note: Jay-Z and Eminem are far and away #1 and #2 all-time, right?? Doesn't matter which you have #1, but the gap between these 2 and the rest of the game is as big as KiD CuDi's head.)
Jay Electronica - Shiny Suit Theory/The Announcement
Nice little track, but you just know the interchangeable combination of Jay-Z, Jay Electronica, Kanye West, and J. Cole have much more incredible music in store. The shrewdest part of Jay-Z having all 3 of them on Roc Nation is that they're all producers and he'll continue to have the best production in Hip-Hop for as long as he wants to rap. Jay-Z for President...well after 2016, of course.
C'mon Son 20
November 19, 2010
Super Lupe Fiasco - Super Lupe Rap
To borrow a term from Pusha T, "YUCK!"
Swizz Beatz - Y'all Don’t Really Know/Kig Tut
Man, this would've been the shit if it came out in '99 or 2000. Not so much in 2010. DMX is almost on the verge of "Don't let him to the hook nobody what" status. Busta kills it though, and DMX's verses were good too. I'll pass this with a solid C.
November 18, 2010
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 11
1) Colts (6-3) @ Patriots (7-2)
The Colts are obviously coming into New England way unmanned, but at least Peyton Manning will have the benefit of an offensive line to protect him, unlike Ben Roethlisberger. I say the Patriots control the game until the last possession, and Indy sneaks off with a win. Colts winners, Pats losers.
Safe Sex With The Situation & Bristol Palin
Just looking at the latest "Dancing With The Stars" cast, and could the Candie's Foundation have picked any worse combination of them to do a sex safe commercial than Bristol Palin (teen parent) and The Situation (every club and bedroom scene of "Jersey Shore")??
Oh well, who cares?? This is the stuff all great comedies are made of, and yes, I'm assuming the Candie's Foundation is a new comedy group, because there's no way this commercial was not meant to be hysterical. I mean, just the acting alone. Wow. Oh, and the Magnums?? Whop-pi-yao! LMAO! Again, the stuff great comedies are made of!
Like A Bosh!
Like a Bosh! I'm gonna assume The Basketball Jones guys wrote this song before the season and paid Chris Bosh to play lost through the first 10 games of the season to set up for a huge game when the video was ready.
...Or maybe it was just a coincidence Bosh dropped 35 points in 30 minutes of play on the same day this video came out? You decide.
Bathroom Etiquette With Adam Carolla
Classic Carolla! I hope all you muthafuckas took notes, especially on the cell phone one. What the fuck is that anyway?? You can't wait 2 minutes until you're done to answer your fuckin' phone?? Assholes!
Anyway, there's another video from FunnyOrDie.com with Larry Miller after the jump. It's not as funny as the one above, but it's still worth a watch.
Jay-Z Appears On The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
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Good stuff. Gotta love Hov and you gotta love Stewart. There's another great Daily Show segment from last night's show after the jump that you're definitely gonna wanna check out. Trust me.
Unbreaking News: Greg Oden Done For The Season...Again
Seriously though, the man should at least consider it. He's been in the league since 2007 and has only played in 82 games. Plus, what signs are there that he will ever not be hurt?? Greg Oden has a better shot at winning "Dancing With The Stars" than he does of playing a complete NBA season. Just call it a career now, dude.
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Thursday Billboard Update - 11/18/10
Again there's a new #1, and it's Far*East Movement's Like A G6 returning to the top. Last week's #1, Rihanna's What's My Name with Drake, slips 6 spots to #7, and her other single Only Girl (In the World) slides up 2 to #2.
November 16, 2010
This Week In Flops 11/16/10
November 15, 2010
Howard Stern's Jay-Z Interview
Howard fucking Stern! What a fabulous interview that was. It's sad that Jay-Z was caught off-guard by Howard actually reading parts of the book because now-a-days everybody is too damn lazy to do much prep work on their upcoming guests. I already fucked with Stern, but this was definitely a cool point adder.
DMX Says "Fuck Jay-Z"
If you're not the waiting type, about 42 seconds into this video, for some off reason, DMX says, "New York to AZ. Niggas must be crazy. I’m the dog, FUCK Jay-Z!"
This is so random. For one, I didn't even know DMX was not in jail. Trying to keep up with DMX's freedom is like trying to keep up with rappers Kat Stacks has blown (I swear, if the game was about to start I would've come up with a better joke). And two, DMX has to know no one cares if he goes after Jay at this point. Granted, I cared enough to write this, but really, who would be interest in DMX beefing with Jay-Z?? If this were any point from '97-'03, yes, but not in 2010.
Besides, Hov is so far ahead of X at this point that I don't even think he'd response if X released an entire 16 track album of disses (ended with a prayer, of course).
Doug: The Movie
This wasn't all that, but for nostalgia purposes, this was EPIC! Grown Doug, grown Skeeter, grown Roger, grown Patti (and how about that rack on Ms. Mayonnaise?!), it was just insane. Poor Porkchop, but this shit was ill as fuck. I approve of this message.
...And the message after the jump as well.
Donovan McNabb: $78 Million Man
Seriously though, wow, $78 million for 5 more years?? I'm not saying Donovan doesn't deserve it, but this was random as fuck. I mean, I know they were talking about an extension, but I didn't know it was gonna be over 5 years or this lucrative.
Maybe the Shanahan era in Washington is coming to an end soon?? Dan Synder gave Jim Zorn a few seasons before he got canned, so I doubt it, but I wouldn't be all that surprised if he did fire him after the season. All Shanahan seems to do is pissed off Synder's highest paid players.
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You Be Killin' Em!
Wow, Mizz Twerksum's titties in the mirror really stole the show. As Fab would say, "NIIIIIICCCCEEE!"
November 13, 2010
Page 2's 2010 NFL Logo Updates
Last year ESPN.com's Page 2 section updated NFL team logos to reflect their performances and it was so awesome they brought it back this year for midseason. There's 22 new logo this go-round, so to save time and space, I picked out my favorite 11. Enjoy!
(Side note: If you don't wanna stick around for my take, you can click here to go see all 22 logos on Page 2 now.)
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