Random News Shit

1) Cops: 'Porn inspector' demands free videos

Not only did dude try to get free porn, but he tried 3 times! And guess what?? He's still a free man! That's right they haven't even caught homie lol. Then again what would they charge him with??

2) Brothel offers customers gas rebate

$50 gas voucher for every $300 spend on hoes?? This actually isn't too bad of a deal...well if you purchase your pussy directly lol.

3) Police: Woman leaves wallet at scene of robbery

Not only did she leave her wallet have a failed robbery attempt, but she actually tried to go back and get it from the police...while having drugs on her! Fuckin' genius!

4) Teenager finds baby bat in her bra

This is fuckin' gross! First off, where in the hell did the bat come from?? Second, how don't know know its in your bra?? I mean I've never wore a bra before, but damn lol. Fellas, you probably don't wanna go back to this chick's place...then again if she's fuckin'

5) Horse demolishes public toilet in Bavaria

Why, why, why, did this man try to bring a horse into the bathroom?? I mean did he think someone was gonna steal it if he tied it up outside?? Or maybe he had a little George Michael action in mind?? I dunno lol.