Thursday Billboard Update - 4/1/10

Surprise, surprise, Justin Bieber's debut LP, My World 2.0 (My World 1.0 was an EP), takes over the #1 spot. Okay, that actually surprised no one, but what really shocked the shit out of me was that he only sold 282,700. I mean, that's good figure if you're underrated rapper or something, but Justin Bieber is the big phenomenon of 2010. You can't go on Twitter, Facebook, or turn on a TV without seeing that kid's name. There's no excuse for him to not AT LEAST have sold 500,000 first week. These new young groupie bitches are lousy as fuck. Anyway, Monica's Still Standing came in at #2 with 183,800. That's damn good, did her last album even sell that total?? (Don't worry about correcting me, I already know it did.)

Don't really worry about the Hot 100 this week, nothing is really going on on that side.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (1)
2. Monica - Still Standing (2)
3. Various Artists - Now! 33 (3)
4. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (1-4)
5. Justin Bieber - My World (10-5)
6. She & Him - Volume Two (6)
7. Ludacris - Battle Of The Sexes (3-7)
8. Lady Gaga - The Fame (5-8)
9. Marvin Sapp - Here I Am (2-9)
10. Black Eyed Peas - The E.N.D. (8-10)

• Sade's Soldier Of Love crosses the 1 million sold mark this week thanks to roughly 31,300 new buyers. Welcome back to platinumville Sade.
• Snoop Dogg's More Malice debuts at #29 with 15,500 records sold.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Rihanna - Rude Boy (1-1)
2. B.o.B - Nothin' On You (2-2)
3. Train - Hey, Soul Sister (7-6)
4. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (4-4)
5. Lady Gaga - Telephone (3-5)
6. Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart (5-6)
7. Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be (6-7)
8. Justin Bieber - Baby (10-8)
9. Young Money - Bedrock (8-9)
10. Ke$ha - TiK ToK (9-10)

• Sean Kingston and Justin Bieber's Eenie Meenie debuts at #30. Sounds terribly wack.
• Usher's Lil Freak, featuring another bad Nicki Minaj verse, jumps 10 spots 66-56.
• Lloyd Banks' Beamer, Benz, Or Bentley featuring Juelz Santana rises 9 spaces 79-70.
• T-Pain's Reverse Cowgirl debuts at #75. I'm interested to see how far this song can go in the mainstream lol.
• Young Money's Roger That debuts at #86.