Random News Shit: Today Last Thursday In Broward

I actually got this stories from Thursday's Sun-Sentinel when I was at work, but never posted it (seeing I really wasn't posting shit all together lol) so here it is!!

1) Swingers bring their convention to Hollywood
If you're not from down here they are talking about Hollywood, Florida in South Broward, not Hollywood, California lol. Anyway, I should go down there and check them out! Then again, we all know most swingers are professional middle-aged white people so maybe not lol.

2) Documents: Wife of Lauderdale police chief shot at him over 2007 affair
http://mobile.sun-sentinel.com/detail.jsp?key=58571&rc=local&full=1
I meant to post the original story about the shooting earlier this month, but oh well fuck that now lol. Anyway, the FLPD's police chief's wife actually got his gun and started bussin' at dude back in early July and of course she was arrested and all that good stuff. Now its coming out that she did it because he was cheating on her back in 2007 (::putting 'don't cheat on my wife' on my things NOT to do list lol::).

3) Deputy to press charges against teenage son who impersonated him

The fact that this nigga was impersonating his dad and pulling people over is one thing but actually pressing charges against your own damn child is on some whole other shit. Weird, fuckin' weird...good thing I don't have a dad lol.

4) Using false address for school could land you in jail in Broward County

This sucks for niggas in secondary school now because I know sooooo many niggas that do this shit lol. I'm sure they'll find a way around it, but whatever lol.