Random News Shit

1) 7-year-old oblivious to bullet in head

This lil girl is a G! This also proves you CANNOT be gangsta if you only have a .22 lol.

2) Police: Woman traded sex for gas

Damn, times is hard like a muthafucka ain't it?? lol. I would LOVE to hear one of the candidates use this story as a talking point in an upcoming speech on the economy lol.

3) 'Pregnant man' gives birth to daughter

Finally now we can stop talking about this shit! This is not a fuckin' man so why is it national news that a WOMAN had a baby?? Call me when a REAL man with NO female reproductive organs has a baby and then I'll care...because I'll know the world is coming to an end lol.

Anyway, I feel bad for this kid lol. I mean it's gonna get raised by loving parents, but this kid is gonna be fucked when she finds out lol. Good thing it wasn't a boy lol.

4) Mom allegedly hit in sausage attack

I saw this the other day on Keith Olbermann and me and my mom got a GOOD laugh out of it! First of all, why is dude 46 and living at home?? Second, who in the hell was dude talking too on the phone when the police came?? I don't think there's a large demand out there by the ladies for a middle aged dude at home with his mom lol.

5) Urine-drinking sex offender arrested again

illseed featured this guy the other day in "Signs" but this muthafucka is so sick I had to post it too.

Bonus: Larry Harmon, longtime Bozo the Clown, dies

I thought this was a good story...then I read it and found out this dude wasn't even the original Bozo! B.S. son, B.S.!