BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

March 31, 2009

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Laura Dore aka Sweetie Cyanide

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This Week In Flops 3/31/09

Flo Rida has defied the odds, he's releasing a 2nd album with a single at #1 on the Hot 100. Unfortunately his single sales are gonna dominate his album sales once again. Mail On Sunday did 85,000 in its first week, but I have a feeling R.O.O.T.S. won't even quite manage that. I'm gonna go with 50k-70k on Flo's 2nd effort. (Hopefully its better than his first musically because that 1st album was trash.)

Bow Wow and UGK after the jump!

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D League - I Rep D League Mixtape Download

I wanted to do this last week and never found the time with the move going on, but I just wanted to take time out to show love to D League. They rep Fort Lauderdale which always gets you love from me, but they also have a new mixtape out called I Rep D League (CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD). I saw it posted on ThisIs50.com last week so I thought I should show love too since they're hometeam. Plus, I been knowing about these niggas since like '05. Check this out, that kid Uncut can spit!

Heat Retire Zo's No. 33


I got to see a lot of this nearly 30 minute ceremony last night and it was actually quite moving. I still gotta wonder why they did it when the Heat played the Magic since it was clear they'd most likely lose the game (April 12th against the Knicks at the triple-A is just sitting there open). All in all, I still enjoyed it and I'm glad to see it happen. Its good to have a Heat player retired for the organization and not just Michael Jordan and Dan Marino lol.

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Rick Ross - Usual Suspects (feat. Nas)

I actually got a chance to listen to this last night as I was trying to download as much shit as possible to hold me over until my internet in on at the new place. I couldn't turn down a chance to listen to a track featuring Nas. Enjoy.

Rick Ross - Usual Suspects (feat. Nas)


The one thing 50 can never take away from the Delusional Rapper is that he can make a song. DR probably should've dropped this weeks ago to defuse a bit of the humiliation he was taking on. It would've been a crafty move too because 50 doesn't like Nas and if DR drops this track weeks ago, 50 most likely disses Nas, and that opens up the possibility of Nas Ethering 50 and therefore freeing up space for DR to move on with his career. Oh well, we already know DR is terrible at this beef shit so we shouldn't be surprised he never thought of it lol.

Jay-Z - Maybe

**UPDATE**
Here's the version without the annoying tags.

This shit has tags on it, but its Hov so I'm posting it!

Jay-Z - Maybe

This track is obviously not finished yet, but I like where they are going with it. Somebody needs to tell the niggas at the "New Music Cartel" to stick around the session for a little bit longer before you steal the track. I'm almost positive Hov laid down more than just those few bars when this was done lol.

Sham-POW!

Sham-POW!
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!! Remember I told y'all that weird guy from the Sham-Wow commercials was arrested last month for beating down a hooker?? Well this is the aftermath of that..umm...situation? lol. That nigga is so Sham-Powerful! (Yeah I know that was corny lol.) I don't even have anything to say about this shit, I mean damn. I still don't know why he was kissing a prostitute in the mouth but just damn. Damn!

More pics of this beating after the jump.


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Andre 3000 Arrested??

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What the fuck is going on in the world when Andre 3000 gets arrested! Three Stacks got a short trip to the booty house after being stopped driving his Porsche Carrera 109 MPH in a 65 MPH zone. I wish they would've took him to the studio instead of to jail lol.

If you ask me, that's DEFINITELY not an arrestable offense. Bill Simmons once wrote about this in one of his columns, but it never hurts to repeat it that driving 109 MPH in a car like a Porsche is like driving 60 in a regular car. You have to assess these things on an individual basis according to what type of car is being driven. Damn shame regardless.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Kersti Richards


I initially found pics of this lovely lady while browsing OfficialPSDs.com. I had to Google her! After only finding a few pics, I found this video and I it better than the pics so this is what goes up. More on her later when I have more time.

March 30, 2009

UGK - Da Game Been Good to Me Video


Love this video, love the song, haven't got a chance to listen to the album yet though. I'm gonna be up on all my music by the time my internet is back up next week lol.

Twista - Wetter Video

Moving...

Hello everyone! I decided to check in because I haven't posted anything since late Friday night. Well I'm in the process of moving so that's why I've been a bit tied up. I still have a ways to go though because there is just so much junk here and I hate throwing shit away.

Anyway, I'll probably be done moving everything by tomorrow, but here's the bad news: For some reason its gonna take AT&T a whole week to switch the service to the new place so I won't have internet until this time next week. Yes, you guessed it, things will be extremely slow here until then. Hang in there with me, I'll having this shit back up and crackin' in no time. Peace!

Young Jeezy - Don't Do It Video


I love this track! Video fit perfectly...well the parts I saw at least.

Anyway, how many videos is this for that Recession album?? Is he gonna make a video for every track and put it out like Streets Is Watching??

Rick Ross - Valley Of Death


Not bad. I like the beat and wouldn't mind hearing this on the album. He still lost this battle horribly and is a proven liar so I don't know how much it helps him.

Tiger Does It Again



Before I started moving shit yesterday I was watching SportsCenter and they were talking about how Tiger was 5 strokes back (no homo) at Bay Hill and he's only come back from that big of a deficit once. Well make that twice. The Masters start soon, be afraid, be very afraid.

Random Homo Shit



This video is old as fuck, but reminders that Lil Wayne is a homo never get old lol. This HAS to be #1 on the top 10 list of "Gay Shit In Hip-Hop" lol.

Do you think Wayne is still looking for a Prom Queen King?? lol.

March 28, 2009

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Vanessa Veasley's Show Magazine Spread

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March 27, 2009

Random News Shit: Sexy Time Edition!


1) 'Sham-Wow' Guy Arrested For beating Up Prostitute
LMAO!!! This shit is too fuckin' funny! Keith Olbermann only makes it better with the jokes and the 'Slap Chop' clip of him saying, "You're gonna love my nuts." LMAO!! What's next?? Is Billy Maze gonna get arrested for transporting cocaine in Oxi-Clean buckets?? lol.

All jokes aside though, why in the fuck was this nigga kissing the prostitute in the first place?? I mean he looks like a nasty fuck any way, but come on, gross!

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Ecko Clothing In Debt Troubles, Faces Dismantling

All I wanna say is this:

LMFAO!!!

Man, back in '07 he thought it was cool to buy Barry Bonds' historic baseball and put an asterisk on it and now he's struggling to get his business afloat. What goes around comes around...

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No Dipset Album...EVER!


Thank goodness. For some reason people think we need this, but all their shit was garbage as fuck so I'm glad there isn't gonna be a reunion album. I could be alone on this, but I doubt it lol.

T.I. Sentenced To A Year And A Day In Prison

Why is this news, didn't we already know he was only getting a year like months ago??

The big news to me in that after this sentencing, he still doesn't have to go to prison until May 19th at the earliest. Now, I'm not trying to rush dude off to prison, I like T.I., but why were we having all this farewell concerts and parties as early as February when he's still gonna be in the streets until the end of May or maybe early June at the latest??

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March 26, 2009

Police Officer Delays Texans RB Moats As Mother-In-Law Dies


First off my homie Jason sent this to me earlier before it blew up all crazy, but I was headed to work at the time and never got the chance to post it.

Anyway, what an asshole! Not only did this guy delay them, but he actually drew his gun on a guy and his family OUTSIDE OF A HOSPITAL over a fuckin' red light. A red light! And its not like he ran the 1st red light after leaving his house, in which case the pig would've had reason to be skeptical about the story, but he ran the last one before the hospital. You can clearly see the entrance of the hospital from the dash cam video! Plus, If somebody runs a red light right outside of a hospital 9.9 times out of 10 its some kind of emergency.

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Lebron James Casually Hits Incredible Shot During Interview With 60 Minutes


What the fuck, how does he keep hitting this shot?? I gotta learn that shit lol. Anyway, this 60 Minutes interview will debut this Sunday night on CBS.

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T.O. Decides To Skip Voluntary Workouts...VOLUNTARY!!

Here we go again. ESPN is content on always trying to make T.O. out to be the bad guy. Can somebody please tell me why him skipping the Bills VOLUNTARY workouts a big deal and worthy of being the #1 story on ESPN.com?? He's a freakin' 13 year veteran, give the nigga a break! Not to mention HE NEVER GOES TO THE VOLUNTARY WORKOUTS! Geez!

1) We all know he's gonna be in better shape than anybody on the team regardless 2) He told the Dick Jauron he wasn't coming before the VOLUNTARY workouts started 3) He's far from the only player that won't be there 4) This isn't training camp, its VOLUNTARY WORKOUTS!

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Thursday Billboard Update - 3/26/09

With 90,000 sold, Kelly Clarkson's All I Ever Wanted remains at #1 this week. Everything else in the top 10 is pretty much a wash besides the Twilight soundtrack surging 251% to #3 and Gorilla Zoe's Don't Feed Da Animals selling 31,000 to debut at #8.

Flo Rida's Right Round remains #1 over here on the Hot 100 and everything else is also a wash except Carrie Underwood's Told You So which jumped into the top 10 this week with a 48 spot rise. Its kinda weird this song is the one cracking the top 10 though because Home Sweet Home debuted at #21 just last week.


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Maino - All The Above (feat. T-Pain) Video



Pretty generic, but I still like Maino so its all good. Hope this works out for the nigga.

(Oh, and I thought T-Pain was getting rid of the top hat thing??)

March 25, 2009

Slaughterhouse - Move On Video

900 Dollars & A Dream


You can pass it under the table like Aubrey O'Day! HILARIOUS! LMAO!

Pres. Obama's 2nd Press Conference

Officer Ricky's Carol City Confessions Part 1


Baws! LMAO!

Asher Roth Speaks On White Rappership


Asher, people don't compare you to Eminem because you're white, they compare you to Eminem because you sound exactly like him. Duh. I like Asher, but its dumb of him to think people would compare him to Kweli or Common over Eminem no matter what color his skin is. If he was black and sounded the same as he does now, he'd still get compared to Em. Its your voice bro, its your voice.

March 24, 2009

This Week In Flops 3/24/09

Jooones! Capo is back with his fourth album Pray IV Reign. I listened to some of it the other day and you can tell he's still one of the biggest Jay-Z fans out there right now lol. That's fine, he's not rollin' with Cam anymore anyway so I guess he can openly express his love for Hov now. Anyway, his terribly corny single Na Na Nana Na Na hasn't done numbers like I'm sure he was expecting when making that trash. That's a problem, but I think he has a strong enough presence out there right now to come in at at least #2 on the charts. For Jimmy I'm going with 85k-105k.

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Mos Def - Words


This is a lil promo for Mos' new album The Ecstatic which is supposed to be dropping June 30th. I was just jammin' Umi Say and Ms. Fat Booty last week so hopefully he got some classics joints like that on there. I can't wait to find out!

Keri Hilson - Knock You Down (feat. Kanye West & Ne-Yo) Video


Damn Keri is so fine! She is soooo the type of chick I wanna marry! Dammit! lol. Fellas, if you hit play on this video, make sure you hit pause at 1:26 in because it is a truly glorious still shot. Love. (Ayo DJ if you're reading this you need to hook us up! lol.)

Oh yeah, Kanye was there too..and Ne-Yo. It was almost weird hearing him spit a verse and I still don't even know how I feel about it though the lyrics were pretty good. Maybe he's coming back, who knows.

Ray J - For The Love of Ray J Video



The great comedian Ray J strikes again! LMAO! Ray J could get so much more respect if he just realized he can't sing worth a damn. I mean does he even listen to his vocals after he lays them down?? WTF?? He did smashed Kim Kardashian and have a hang of fine hoes on his show though so he'll always be cool with me regardless, but come on bro!

This track is actually from the soundtrack to the For The Love Of Ray J show and is iTunes as of today for $9.99 if you into this kinda music lol. Another track from the soundtrack is after the jump.

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Jim Jones - Precious (feat. Ryan Leslie) Video



Is this what's hot in the streets right now?? Niggas not making whole videos. What's up Jimmy?!

Anyway, the video for Blow The Bank is after the jump.

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Stephen Colbert Wins Space Station Name Contest

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This is so ill! Not only did Mr. Stephen Colbert have his DNA shot into outer space, but now he has a room in the space station named after him after winning an online NASA poll. It doesn't get any more gangsta than this and I long for a following they'll do shit like this for me lol. One day, one day...

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LeBron Shows His 1st Halfcourt Shot Was No Fluke


Pretty sweet. Am I even strong enough to shoot that shot?? I don't even know lol. I gotta start playing ball again and get in shape for all the hoes out there that want some of the Fiyah lol.

Either/Or: Sicker Pre-Game Introduction

Shaq going bowling


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LeBron's photoshoot


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Kanye Goes High-Tech For Complex

Y'all know I haven't agreed with A LOT of the things Kanye has done as of late, but I can't front, these pictures are CRAZY! They are for the April/May issue of Complex and I'm feelin' it! Now all we gotta do is get him back to making good music like he used to. I pray that whole auto-tune, R&B shit was just a phase and the real Kanye is coming back soon. Hey, a man can wish :-(.

Check out the other pics after the jump.

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