Random News Shit: Sexy Time Edition!

1) 'Sham-Wow' Guy Arrested For beating Up Prostitute
LMAO!!! This shit is too fuckin' funny! Keith Olbermann only makes it better with the jokes and the 'Slap Chop' clip of him saying, "You're gonna love my nuts." LMAO!! What's next?? Is Billy Maze gonna get arrested for transporting cocaine in Oxi-Clean buckets?? lol.

All jokes aside though, why in the fuck was this nigga kissing the prostitute in the first place?? I mean he looks like a nasty fuck any way, but come on, gross!

2) Man caught in vacuum sex act gets 90 days
You gotta click the link and watch the video, this shit is TOO FUNNY! How desperate do you have to be?? Also, it'd be a shocking turn of events if this turned out to be what the Sham-Wow guy resorted to after having beat up the prostitute and still needing to get his nut off lol.

3) Pole positions: Strip club holds job fair
HILARIOUS!! I wonder if they had those cardboard thingies we used to use for our science fair project to advertise the many perks to life as a stripper??

4) More women going from jobless to topless
Reading this story made me think about that movie Varsity Blues when James Van Der Beek (what ever happened to that nigga?? lol) and his friends were at the strip club and saw their teacher on stage dancing. I'm sure a lot more scenes like that are going down all across the states lol.

5) Baby-faced 13 year-old father, not the daddy after all
OMG! So you're telling me other boys were fuckin' the super pal skank?? I thought lil homie did it because he was a desperate 12 year-old at the time, but it turns out that that broad is just a ho lol. Tricking niggas at an early age. Dirty!! lol.