March 22, 2009

Shaq Moves To #5 On All-Time Scoring List, So Why Is Everyone Talking About Twitter??

Shaquille O'Neal moved past Moses Malone for 5th on the NBA's all-time scoring list last night, so why am I hearing all this shit about Shaq using Twitter at halftime?? Who the fuck cares?? Besides, all he wrote was, "Shhhhhhh." How is that newsworthy?? The women's NCAA tournament can barely get a spot on ESPN's front page, but somehow Shaq writing, "Shhhhhhh," on Twitter at halftime is headline story. Ridiculous!

What's with Twitter anyway?? Most people didn't even know what it was last month, and now its like the biggest shit on the internet. Its maybe the biggest epic fail for America as a whole since electing George W. Bush President... twice. The site is basically Facebook (that is if Facebook only had status updates and nothing else). If you ever see a twitter.com/fiyahmuzik, just know its not me, that site is pointless.

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