Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition

1) Hasheem Thabeet Enters NBA Draft
I like how J.A. put that, Hasheem truly is just a less hyped Greg Oden. That's not an insult either, that's probably better because he doesn't have to come in with all that pressure of turning a franchise around like Oden was. Welp, we'll see.

2) De La Hoya Retires
Following in the footsteps of Bow Wow (lol), Oscar De La Hoya is calling it quits. I still can't see him the same after those pics of him in lingerie came out a couple years ago lol.

3) Ray Allen Suspended One Game
This really doesn't matter because if you saw that game against Cleveland on Sunday you'd know the C's have packed it in and are just waiting for the playoffs.

4) Usain Bolt Apologizes For "Joint" Comments
I don't know why he's apologizing, its no military secret that Jamaicans smoke weed lol. Its not like he's American where you gotta be all PC and perfect. Now, I'm not saying he personally smokes weed, but we know a lot of Jamaicans do. Its cool man, its cool.

5) Josh Beckett Gets 6-Game Suspension For Throwing At Abreu
Well deserved because what he did was wrong and knows it. He'll only miss one or two starts though so its really not that big of a deal.