Yeah I know I've basically been MIA since the Cowboys lost on Sunday, but I decided I needed to get on with things and did what any normal person would do after they've barely been online the past few days...watch videos on WorldStar for a few hours. Here's a little video and a little opinion from me. You can think of it as like a late Christmas gift ;-).
GLC & The Game Freestyle In The Studio
Damn GLC sucks so bad! LMAO!! Game was rippin' shit and GLC was just so terrible. I tell you what, he's lucky he knows Kanye lol.
Lil Wayne Falls On Stage
LMAO!! And like a true fiend he just pops right back up because he's probably so high he didn't even feel it lol. Nigga look like a Muppet out there lol.
Serius Jones Presents "Got Bars" Freestyle Cypher Pt. 3 (Feat. Arsenal & Loaded Lux)
Lux murdered this shit!
Trick Trick Still Has Yung Berg's Chain!
LMAO!! Damn, Trick Trick still got that nigga Yung Berg's chain! I feel so bad for that nigga Berg because he was so proud of that chain and its been months since it got snatched lol. Sad shit man, sad.
T-Pain Signs Travis McCoy
Signed him to do what?? Rap?? Why, that nigga is wack lol. This was corny overall because its not like Nappy Boy is some kinda huge label that everyone is trying to be on anyway lol. Nothing against Pain, but its the truth. Nappy Boy isn't the Roc, Nappy Boy isn't Bad Boy, and Travis definitely isn't Kanye.
Jamie Foxx On Sesame Street?!
If Foxx wasn't a comedian too he would never get away with this. Hell, he still might not lol.
J.O. Allegedly Slaps Superhead's Booty
Superhead complaining about somebody slapping her ass is like Soulja Boy complaining about somebody calling him wack. This shit is just stupid. Plus, how is she expecting anybody to ever believe anything she says?? She's a proven liar lol.
Plies' Grandma??
I know this is a joke, but its fuckin' hilarious!
December 31, 2008
Let's Play Catch Up
December 30, 2008
Top 10 Cowboys That Should Be Shown The Door
If Jerry Jones is wondering who needs to stay and who needs to go he needs to check out my top 10.
10) Zach Thomas
He's still an all-time great and probable Hall of Famer, but he didn't really help us out at all.
9) Roy L. Williams
Yeah he only played in like 2 or 3 games this season, but even if he was there you know he would've been getting burned. We shouldn't have brought him back last year and definitely shouldn't next.
8) Anthony Henry
Henry is constantly getting beat in coverage and missing tackles so its time to part ways.
7) Roy E. Williams
Let the records show, I said this was a bad trade from the beginning. His poor route running in that loss in Philly proved that and also why Romo has been reluctant to look his direction. I still say we should've waited for T.J. who's gonna be a free agent.
6) Cory Procter
The only reason I left him out of the top 5 is because he is a back-up and was forced to play because of injury to Kyle Kosier and Montrae Holland. Anyway, he was terrible all season and we can't expect Romo to do anything when Procter is always getting beat.
5) Brian Stewart
Why is he even on the staff?? Wade is doing the defensive play calling during the game now anyway.
4) Flozell Adams
Its been nice, but its time for change. He's good for at least a false start per game and he wasn't getting killed by Trent Cole against the Eagles.
3) Brad Johnson
We have no use for him besides at holder and that's just not good enough. Plus, I could never forgive him for his terrible play while Romo was out.
2) Pacman Jones
This was an experiment gone bad. He hasn't done one thing positive for us on the field besides make the tackle after he's repeatedly beat in coverage. I feel bad because I actually wanted him to come to Dallas.
1) Jason Garrett
The play calling has been pretty bad all year and as T.O. has been saying for weeks, teams have figured us out and we need to give some different looks. Maybe it was just a sophomore jinx, but his play calling was questionable all season. Ex: Instead of pounding it up the middle with Choice on 3rd and inches, he calls a pass in the flat which turns into a 4 yard loss by Roy E. Williams. Unacceptable. When all we got was a field goal out of that drive I knew it was all downhill from there. Maybe he'd be better off as a head coach where he wouldn't have to call plays, but we need to get rid of Jason Garrett the offensive coordinator.
Here's my bonus top 10 of players we need to keep around.
10) Miles Austin
Miles has been great all season and is a much better kick returned than Pacman. He's another reason why I think the Roy Williams trade was a bad idea.
9) Leonard Davis
Leonard is the man. He's huge and takes up a lot of space so we definitely need to keep him on board.
8) Bradie James
Bradie should've made the Pro Bowl, but he doesn't have a name yet, but he still had one of the best seasons of any MLB in the league.
7) Terence Newman
Though he wasn't that impressive Sunday, T-New has been shutting niggas down since he came back from injury in Washington. We need that.
6) Marion Barber
I don't wanna make excuses (mainly because Tashard Choice filled in so great for the most part) but you can make an argument saying we got a lot worse once Marion got hurt. It probably wouldn't have matter against the Eagles, but imagine him in the 4th quarter in Pittsburgh.
5) Jay Ratliff
He's one of the best DTs this league has to offer and we're gonna need him to sculpt our defense around.
4) Terrell Owens
Its sad that some people are actually blaming the Eagles loss on T.O. (namely Cris Carter's long eye brow having ass). One receiver can't make a team lose by 38 points. Somebody tell Cris to call me when Terrell starts playing defense and special teams.
3) Jason Witten
Witten is a huge part of what we do offensively so it would be retarded to get rid of him no matter how good Bennett is.
2) DeMarcus Ware
Seriously, do I even need to elaborate??
1) Tony Romo
I battled with who should be #1, Tony or DeMarcus, but I ultimately landed on Romo because franchise QBs don't grow on trees. It took us about 6 or 7 seasons to find a replacement for Aikman and we don't need to go through that again. Lets not forget, this is just Romo's 2nd full season. It took Peyton Manning 96 starts before he won his first playoff game. Tony will be fine.
December 28, 2008
Embarrassed
**UPDATE**
Welp its the 2nd half and this hasn't gotten any better. In fact, its gotten worse. Waaaaaaaay worse lol. Its currently 44-3 and the Eagles are probably about to score again. We're getting whupped so bad I just can't find it in myself to get mad lol.
Side note: why is Romo still playing?? Why risk a serious injury for next season, this game was lost long ago. Oh, and watch the Eagles go up there to Minnesota and lose next weekend. That's just how these thing work but whatever. Oh yeah and can we cut Roy E. Williams and Pacman Jones during the game??
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How could I be anything, but embarrassed right now?? I don't even know what's going on right now...hell obviously neither do the Cowboys lol. I can't do nothing but laugh because how bad we're playing is straight Comedy Central. The offense looks bad, the defense looks defenseless, and special teams has been anything but.
I'm not even mad at the Eagles. I mean I can't say I didn't see this coming when I saw the final score on the Raiders/Bucs game. Everything that could go wrong has for Dallas besides someone dying on the field. What were they doing all week?? They might as well had been playing Madden instead of practicing over the week. They actually might have looked better in the first half if they did play Madden though.
Welp, there's no coming back from 27-3 so I guess there's always next year, right?? Whatever lol.
December 26, 2008
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 17
After my worst week picking games I slowed down and took my time with my picks this week because these games in Week 17 are the trickiest.
1) Cowboys (9-6) @ Eagles (8-6-1)
Do or die. Win and you're in. Are the Cowboys up to the challenge?? I don't know, but I sure as hell hope so. I saw on ESPN that Dallas hasn't won the last game of the regular season since 1999 and if that's true, I'm truly scared. The Boys are gonna have to be braver than me and put that kinda stuff behind them because they HAVE to win come Sunday. And even though people are saying if the Bucs win and eliminate the Eagles before this game at 4:15pm, they'll play unmotivated, I think the opposite would be more true. I think if they Bucs lose and the Eagles are still alive then they'll turn around and play worse. I mean just think about how they played against the Redskins last week after the Cowboys and Bucs had already lost and left the door open for them. Nothing on the line equals good Eagles, everything on the line equals bad Eagles and as a Cowboy fan I'm hoping to see bad Eagles. Cowboys winners, Eagles losers.
(How dumb does what I wrote look now??? SMH @ ...umm, me lol.)
2) Dolphins (10-5) @ Jets (9-6)
Okay, the Dolphins schedule was filled with cream puffs, but at the same time the Jets played basically the same cupcake schedule and lost 6 games. Brett Favre is now playing like a man who recently realized he probably should've stayed retired. Add that on top of Chad Pennington getting the chance to stick it to his old team and I think we're looking at our AFC East champs. Dolphins winners, Jets losers.
3) Panthers (11-4) @ Saints (8-7)
The Panthers should rest their starters, right? Wrong! If they lose this game and the Falcons beat the 2-13, new and improved Jim Haslett Rams (which they will), Carolina could go from a potential #1 seed with a bye and home-field advantage one week to #5 seed heading to Arizona the next. This one means a lot for the Panthers, but it won't come easy with a banged up secondary trying to keep Drew Brees from breaking Dan Marino's passing yards record of 5,084. Shit just got a lot harder for the Panthers. Saints winners, Panthers losers.
4) Giants (12-3) @ Vikings (9-6)
To play your starters or not to play your starters, that is the question Tom Coughlin. If Brandon Jacobs plays, it'll probably be for just the first series, but there isn't much of a drop off for the Giants when it comes to half back. The Vikings need this game bad after they flopped last week in Atlanta and I say the Giants give it to them in the 2nd half while gettin ready for the playoffs. Vikings winners, Giants losers.
5) Broncos (8-7) @ Chargers (7-8)
A showdown for tops in the 2nd worst division in the NFL, I can't wait! How did NBC pick this game over that MIA/NYJ match-up?? Weird. Anyway, the Chargers are now talking shit and that probably won't bode well for them and their 7-8 team so I say Denver finishes them off but the right way this time. Broncos winners, Chargers losers.
6) Raiders (4-11) @ Buccaneers (9-6)
I obviously have a lot of stock riding on this game (why else would a Raiders' game be this high??) but with the way the Bucs are playing, I wouldn't even be surprised if the let the Raiders win. I don't think that will happen and Tampa will help the conspiracy theorists out by edging out Oakland. Bucs winners, Raiders losers.
7) Bears (9-6) @ Texans (7-8)
Just when we thought the Texans had it all figured out, they go out and lose to the damn Raiders. How does that happen?? Anyway, a little birdie told me that Andre Johnson wants to not only lead the league in receiving yards, but also receptions so look for him to have a big day since he's currently trailing Wes Welker by 4 catches. The Bears will probably be too busy watching the scoreboard on the Viking/Giants game anyway. Texans winners, Bears losers.
8) Patriots (10-5) @ Bills (7-8)
With Trent Edwards back under center the Bills seem to be playing more like they did at the beginning of the season, but there's no way Bill Belichick lets the Pats lose this game. They won't know if they're in or not until after the Dolphins/Jets game at 4:15, but the Pats will do their part. Patriots winners, Bills losers.
(PS: I just have a feeling the Pats are gonna make it into the postseason somehow, some way. I know that notion isn't consistent with my picks since I have the Dolphins and Ravens winning, but I just got a feeling.)
9) Jaguars (5-10) @ Ravens (10-5)
Its funny that this game is scheduled here because with a Ravens win and go to 11-5 and drop the Jags to 5-11, these 2 teams will have completely flip-flopped from each other last season. Remember, the Jags finished 11-5 and the Ravens finished 5-11? Sorry, just wanted to point that out lol. Anyway, I think that loss to the Colts sucked the last little bit of life out of the Jags so they'll lay down for the Ravens come Sunday. Ravens winners, Jaguars losers.
10) Titans (13-2) @ Colts (11-4)
Any other week this would be in the top 3 at least, but not Week 17. Actually, this game should be even further down because both teams have handled their business and can't change their playoff positioning so don't expect to see many starters on the field come Sunday. With that being said, I'm gonna have to take Vince Young over Jim Sorgi lol. Titans winners, Colts losers.
11) Browns (4-11) @ Steelers (11-4)
The Steelers have nothing to play for Week 17, but I don't think Mike Tomlin is the kinda coach that'll let his team roll over for an opponent in any circumstance. But even if Tomlin does play back-ups, I like Leftwich better than whoever the Browns can find to put under center. Steelers winners, Browns losers.
12) Redskins (8-7) @ 49ers (6-9)
On top of wearing throwback jerseys this week, some of the 49ers players are planning on wearing mustaches during this game. Now that's what I call good fun! I'm surprised the No Fun League is allowing this but whatever. Anyway, all reports are saying Mike Singletary will be offered the head coaching job after this game and that'll give the players something to win for besides pride. Niners winners, Skin losers.
13) Rams (2-13) @ Falcons (10-5)
The Falcons and all their starters should be on the field with a chance at moving up to the #2 seed on the line. With that being said, I think we can go ahead and call this game for the home team. Falcons winners, Rams losers.
14) Seahawks (4-11) @ Cardinals (8-7)
Do the Cardinals realize the regular season is still going on?? I don't think they do and continue to sleep walk into the playoffs to host either the Falcons or Panthers. Seahawks winners, Cards looks.
15) Chiefs (2-13) @ Bengals (3-11-1)
The Chiefs showed signs against the Dolphins, but its hard to pick against the Bengals and their 2 game winning streak lol. Bengals winners, Chiefs losers.
16) Lions (0-15) @ Packers (5-10)
Should we just go ahead and post the 0-16 now, or wait for the 1st quarter to end and see the Lions down 2 touchdowns?? You know I actually wanted the Lions to win one, but after the way Rod and the media have treated Rob Parker after his joke about Joe Barry, I'll be rooting for Aaron Rodgers and the Packers to finish them off. Plus, the last time the Lions won in Green Bay, Brett Favre was still playing for the Falcons lol. Packers winners, Lions losers.
Last Week Record: 6-10 (.375)
Overall Record: 106-62 (.631)
So Far This Week: 10-5 (.667)
Roy Williams Frustrated??
Oh goodness, here we go again, more media-made controversy. Of course when I got up this was the #1 story on ESPN because obviously they've just caught wind of Roy saying this. Where have these niggas been?? He's been saying this since back when Brad Johnson was under center, but now that the news cycle is slow they want to blow it out of proportions and try to make a story. The shit is sad man. You can't expect somebody to just come in while their QB is hurt and to be productive immediately when he comes back. It also doesn't help that Roy has been slowed by a foot injury. Give these guys some time to get on the same page, geez! Like Roy has been saying, "as long as we win I'm alright."
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December 25, 2008
Fiyah's Christmas Wish List
I was bored today before the Lakers/Celtics game so I was browsing the internet and came across a few Christmas list so I decided to make my own. Unfortunately Once the game started I forgot about my list until now lol. Better late than never I always say.
I wish...
20) NFL teams stop wearing same colored tops and bottoms.
I don't know, this just always bothered me. When your jerseys aren't white and you do this its just weird.
19) Notorious gets canned.
I'm sorry, I saw the trailer again today and it just looks wack. Plus, outside of Biggie the casting is terrible.
18) The Celtics get new jerseys.
Seriously guys its been like 60 years, its time to move on.
17) Rappers stop saying they don't write.
How corny has this shit become?? Even wack niggas are saying it as a point of pride when talking about their bullshit music. The madness has to stop somewhere!
16) DMX doesn't get arrested in 2009.
Knowing X, he's probably somewhere getting arrested as week speak, but better luck to the homie in '09. This nigga's life is fuckin' sad.
15) Brett Favre's arms fall off.
I'm tired of this bullshit retirement saga every damn year and this is the only way to put an end to it.
14) Lil Wayne & his fans get sober.
We know Wayne is on drugs, but if you think Tha Carter III is the album of the year or even think he's capable of making even half decent verses anymore you must be too. Niggas need to get their life right.
13) Black dudes stop getting mohawks.
Look man, the shit wasn't meant for you and your nappy ass head so stop it. I have yet to see one nigga with a mohawk and think to myself, 'damn, the shit looks dope.' Matter of fact, I go out of my way to root again lame ass athlete that try to rock them lol.
12) Niggas stop dickridin'.
This shit killed the game.
11) Get flashed by Keyshia Cole.
I was watching her show on BET the other day and she took the family to a water park. Nigga! NIGGA! Okay, I'm just gonna put it like this: If you don't think Keyshia Cole has a pair of the top 5 titties in the game today you're smokin'. Just let a nigga get a peek lol.
10) Older white people start using the word "hater."
How else do you think overused terms get played out?? (See "bling bling")
9) Kanye returns to making good music.
I just heard Jesus Walks today and almost cried. This nigga is the saddest case out there. How could you not listen to 808s & Heartbreak and not feel bad for dude?? I personally don't think he's ever coming back but then again that's why this is a wish list.
8) Dave Chappelle does a new stand-up special.
I've pretty much given up all hope that Chappelle's Show might ever come back so at least let a nigga get a HBO special.
7) Rappers realize auto-tune doesn't make garbage verses sound any better...in fact it makes them and all others sound 20x worse.
This shit has totally got out of hand. Auto-tune is no substitute for talent (Ron Browz). This shit has gotten so out of hand that when I was listening to the radio the other day I heard a nigga using it on a commercial! There wasn't even a jingle, the nigga was just talking!
6) Cowboys make the playoffs.
Them niggas better win Sunday or else!
5) Cowboys win the Super Bowl.
I hope I'm not jinxing #6, but how great would this be??
4) Meagan Good has a sex tape come out
Full length though, with no water marks like that wack ass Buckeey shit (what ever happened to part 2 of that shit??). Oh, and it can't terrible angles like that Kim Kardashian shit either. (Hmm speaking of Kim, I should've had something about her or her sister Kourtney having sex with me. I'm fuckin' up!)
3) Blow job from at least 2 of the girls I've featured in Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant.
I could pick names from a hat because I only put the finest of women in SGGP.
2) Invite to co-host on Foxxhole Radio on Fridays.
I love that fuckin' show and would literally kill someone to be on. I'm not comedian, but even I could do better than Lewis Dix lol.
1) Become the Hip-Hop Czar!
You know how Bill Simmons wanted to be the "sports czar" to prevent future sporting missteps and the government wanted a "car czar" to handle the money they are giving the big 3 automakers?? Well I want to be that...but just for Hip-Hop. Wouldn't that be great?? Me as Hip-Hop Czar, deciding on what is and isn't acceptable in Rap music. I bet nobody would complain of its death or sickness if I was in charge.
Who is powerful enough to appoint me to this position?? Russell?? Diddy?? Jay?? Barack?? I need to talk to whoever it is and get my bid in now. Fiyah for Hip-Hop Czar in '09!!!
Dwight Howard Leads All-Star Voting; Plans To Defend Slam Dunk Title
With 1,421,882 votes, Dwight Howard is leading all players in All-Star voting as of today. I'm surprised because LeBron James and Yao Ming are also still in the league lol. Orlando is ballin' though so I guess I shouldn't be too shocked. Other top vote getters include Kobe with 1,280,912, LeBron with 1,259,764, D-Wade with 1,229,858, and Yao with 1,114,709.
Anyway, Dwight won't just be in the All-Star game, he'll also be in the Slam Dunk Contest trying to defend his crown. Two of his challengers will be Nate Robinson and Rudy Gay (who shouldn't be allowed to participate after his showing last year lol), but the 4th will be decided by fan voting. Guess who you get to choose from?? Rudy Fernandez, Russell Westbrook, and somebody named Joe Alexander. Don't everyone go rush to vote at once lol.
Back to All-Star voting: Judging by the tallies so far, the starters for the East will be LeBron and K.G. at forward, D-Wade and Iverson at guard, and of course Dwight Howard in the middle. The Western starters are shaping up to be Tim Duncan and Amare Stoudemire at forward (though Carmelo is only about 24,000 votes behind Amare), Kobe and T-Mac at guard (though Chris Paul is just about 21,000 votes behind), and Yao at center. I can live with that.
You know what's sad?? Luke Ridnour (197,933) and Jose Calderon (193,715) currently have more votes than Joe Johnson (162,772) who's averaging 22.6 PPG. And you know what's even sadder than that?? Yi Jianlian (762,162) has more votes than Chris Bosh (500,700) and Paul Pierce (313,474). This is the reason they don't want fans to vote in these things lol.
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High Pau-wered
Great fuckin' game! In the end Kobe deferred to Pau Gasol and it worked out the right way this time. With this 92-83 victory the Lakers end the Celtics' 19 game win streak and drop them to 27-3. Finals preview?? You damn right!
This game just made my Christmas because today was boring as fuck! Christmas is a lot more boring than I remember. I need to make some kids or something nigga. Ladies, holla at me if you wanna lend me an egg ;-) lol.
R.I.P. Eartha Kitt
Get this bleep outta here, Eartha Catwoman Kitt is dead. She passed away today of colon cancer at age 81. Is there any worse day to pass away than Christmas?? Maybe your birthday or one of your kid's birthdays, but man this sucks. R.I.P. Eartha, purrrrr.
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Thursday Billboard Update - 12/25/08
Damn, looks like I was wrong because not only did Jamie Foxx not debut at #1, but he didn't even come in 2nd, he came in 3rd! Remaining #1 is Taylor Swift's Fearless which pushed out 330,000 this past week. Following closely behind at #2 is Keyshia Cole's A Different Me bringing in 322,000 in its first week in stores. I low balled my boo big time last week, but I'm glad she didn't flop. I should've have underestimated the impact of being on tour at the same time your album is dropping. Finally, at #3 is Foxx's third album Intuition which moved 265,000 in its first week. I actually thought he'd sell less, but what threw me off was how much Taylor and Keyshia ended up selling.
Last week's big 4, just became this week's big 3 as Britney's 2nd single Circus falls out of the top 10. Taking her place is Taylor Swift's Love Story jumping 11-7 this week.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Taylor Swift - Fearless (1-1)
2. Keyshia Cole - A Different Me (2)
3. Jamie Foxx - Intuition (3)
4. Britney Spears - Circus (2-4)
5. Beyonce - I Am...Sasha Fierce (3-5)
6. Nickelback - Dark Horse (4-6)
7. Various Artists - Twilight sdtk (5-7)
8. Fall Out Boy - Folie a Duex (8)
9. AC/DC - Black Ice (8-9)
10. Various Artists - Now! 29 (7-10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Beyonce - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) (1-1)
2. T.I. - Live Your Life (2-2)
3. Lady GaGa - Just Dance (3-3)
4. Kanye West - Heartless (7-4)
5. Britney Spears - Womanizer (6-5)
6. Katy Perry - Hot N Cold (8-6)
7. Taylor Swift - Love Story (11-7)
8. Kanye West - Love Lockdown (10-8)
9. T.I. - Whatever You Like (5-9)
10. Beyonce - If I Were A Boy (9-10)
Merry Christmas People!!
Yes, Merry CHRISTmas, not X-mas. I don't know any X's. Anyway, I hope you all have a great, blessed day. I know I'm gonna have fun because I got some good food over here being prepared and I got that Lakers/Celtics games to look forward to at 5 ET. Be good y'all.
December 24, 2008
Welker Fined For Snow Angel TD Celebration
The No Fun League strikes again! On Christmas Eve they decided to fine $10,000 Wes Welker for making a snow angel after scoring in that 47-7 spanking the Pats put on the Cards. I don't even like the Pats but this is complete bullshit. Seriously, what's wrong with this or any other touchdown celebration?? This kinda shit makes the NFL wack and it'll probably lead to its demise some day.
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Weapons, Ammo Seized At Plax's Home; Wins 2008 IOY!
Anyway, after this latest news of him having possibly unregistered guns in his house almost an entire month AFTER he Cheddar Bob'd himself, I've decided to call the race early and name Plaxico "Cheddar Plax" Burress the Idiocracy 101 Idiot of the Year award. I mean the police gave you a 20+ day head start to get rid of the guns before the raided your house, but did you toss them?? Of course not! That would be too much like doing something someone with common sense would do and we wouldn't want that, right? Right! Congrats man, you've earned in!
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Romo Misses Practice Today
From the news-I-could've-gone-my-day-without-hearing file is the word that Tony Romo missed practice today because he's sick. I don't know how sick he is, but that shit better subside before 4:15 ET Sunday. Hopefully some Vitamin C and dick in the box for Jessica can get him right in time to play and be effective.
Also missing practice today is Jason Witten with that sprained ankled, but a cracked rib couldn't even keep him out so I'm not worried if he'll play or not lol.
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Yes, Its Merry CHRISTmas!
Here's a new little diddy from...Diddy!
I'm kinda glad he made this video because I was planning on posting a nice long rant about this whole "Happy Holiday" thing. I mean I know its the PC term and all, but what's the point if every time people say it they're just insinuating Merry Christmas?? I remember seeing a commercial for one of our local news station here in South Florida and everybody is wearing Sant hats, Rudolph noses, and standing by Christmas trees while saying happy holidays. That's retarded, we all know you mean Merry Christmas so just say it. I don't mind if people who are Jewish say Happy Hanukkah to each other and don't mind whoever celebrates Kwanzaa saying Happy Kwanzaa to each other, so why should I have to mask my holiday?? (Speaking of Kwanzaa, why do we ever mention it in our holiday conversation?? I don't know not one nigga that celebrates it and I know you most likely don't either. Hell, most people don't even know what that shit entails lol.)
Plus, why should I have to have a code name for my Lord and savior's birthday?? I'm not ashamed of him and surely don't want him to be ashamed of me on Judgment Day. Forget all this other stuff, me and my people say Merry Christmas because that's what we celebrate.
You know what?? I actually would've preferred that Diddy make a video addressing people who write "Merry X-mas". That is so NOT cool. How are you gonna X out Christ??
Soulja Boy Debuts At #43!
"And now, the end is near, and so I face, the final curtain."
The words of the great Frank Sinatra couldn't be more real for ya Boy, Soulja, on this grim Christmas Eve. His 2nd (and most likely last on a major label) album, iSouljaBoyTellem, sold just 46,000 in its opening week while barely breaking the top 50 at #43. Its all downhill from here. He'll be lucky to get to 100,000 before 2010. Aww man, I can almost hear the potential marketing dollars stirring clear of this project from here lol.
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Hip-Hop Is Dead...No, For Real This Time
Okay, how wack is this shit??
Aight we can wrap it up now for real this time, Hip-Hop is officially dead. No, don't try to fight it! When you have video hoes rapping (terribly might I add) about bustin' guns and flippin' birds, you know the sh*t is over. Its a wrap. Its done. The only thing that could've made this wacker is a little auto-tune, but that would've just been insult to injury.
Hip-Hop is suffering from an extreme case of Follower Syndrome, or Followeritis (fóllō ər itiss) as its also commonly known as, which is a life threatening disease that attacks brain cells and is caused by people who don't-know-no-damn-better letting what other people (mainly bum rappers who fabricate their lives) do influence what they "want" to do. FS is most commonly seen in people with inferior brains that generally don't know how to think for themselves. There is no known cure for FS so basically Hip-Hop is over. Don't hold your heads though, we had a good run.
December 23, 2008
C's 27-2 Start Best In NBA History; Extends Win Streak To 19
After tonight's easy 110-91 win over the 76ers, the Celtics become the first NBA team to ever start a season 27-2. Not even the '96 Bulls started off 27-2. Crazy!
And on top of being 27-2, the C's haven't lost since November 14th against the Nuggets. They are December-0 this month and will try to extend their streak to 20 against the Lakers on Christmas day (5pm, ABC). Ironically enough, this 19th win ties them with the 2000 Lakers for the 4th longest winning streak in NBA history. The longest of all-time is 33 by the 71-72 Lakers.
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Suprise! Obama Had No Contact With Blagojevich
I mean seriously, of course he didn't. When would he have time to plot with that nigga?? Did we forget that he's really been the president since Nov. 5th?? lol. Oh well, at least now we can finally put this all to rest.
Barack Obama and his aides did not try to cut any deals with Illinois' embattled governor, who is accused of trying to sell the president-elect's vacant Senate seat, according to an internal review.Obama and two of his top aides met last week with federal investigators building a corruption case against Gov. Rod Blagojevich, according to the report by White House attorney Greg Craig released Tuesday. The report's release was delayed from last week at the request of U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald.
Beyonce - Diva Video
This is definitely one of B's weaker songs and videos, but you can just never get enough of seeing her. Well I know I can't at least lol.
Like most people these days, Beyonce videos come in pairs now so check out Halo after the jump.
Plies Feat. Sean Garrett - Street Light Video
If you've heard one Plies song you've seen them all...same thing goes for the videos lol.
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Ace Hood Feat. Plies - Stressin Video
This track is kinda dope but obviously somebody ain't got the memo about their career. Its over, you can stop making videos now. Oh, and judging by the footage I can tell Def Jam has already pulled the marketing dollars lol.
Random News Shit
1) Survey: Teens sharing nude images online
Twenty-two percent of teen girls, seriously?? Sounds like 78% of teen girls are damn liars lol. This shit should come as no surprise to any adult...but then again who knows with these weak ass parents these days. Here's another video on the subject if you wanna check it out.
2) MySpace, Google join forces to beat Facebook
Damn, Facebook doing it so big that MySpace and Google had to join forces to try to get in on some money?? I mean I knew MySpace fell off (I know I barely check mine at least), but dammit man. Facebook is just a better site, hands down and spam killed MySpace just like it killed BlackPlanet. Its over Tom, spend your billions and go chill somewhere.
3) Lesbian's brutal gang rape investigated in Calif.
PLEASE don't let these be black people, PLEASE! This is just terrible.
Mark Teixeira Signs Eight-Year Deal With Yankees
Wreckx-N-Effecxmas
These dudes are crazy! Is that a real album?? Shit looks real and I wouldn't be shocked if it was lol.
Soulja Boy OnDaSpot Freestyle
How wack is this??
Kudos for freestyling, but that was terrible LMAO!! That's about how you would expect a 7 year-old to sound if you asked him/her to freestyle. Just bad.
Katt Williams Rickey Smiley Diss Record??
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with this nigga Katt??? First he called out Steve Harvey, now Rickey Smiley?? Nigga need to worry about making some new jokes, staying out of the mental hospitals, and how to get some better roles than ones written by Master P. Sorry Katt, you're a funny ass dude, but you can't be the King of Comedy doing movies Master P wrote lol.
If this situation wasn't already weird enough, this shit is wack lol. It really isn't helping out Katt's cause at all. Come back to us Katt...no, makes some new jokes first, then come back to us Katt lol.
Speaking of Katt rapping, what ever happened to his album in Dipset??? That was supposed to drop years ago nigga lmao.
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Jamie Foxx Speaks On Doug Williams' Slaying With Angela Yee
This is the first video I decided to watch lol.
Damn, that shit is STILL so devastating! LMAO!! Foxx did that nigga so dirty! lol. I swear if I was Doug I would've swung on Jamie. There's no other way he could've left that Roast with anyone's respect unless he stole on him lol. If for some reason you've never seen that whole video click here.
Here's some bonus Foxx videos I missed after the jump.
Foxx's Terrence Howard impression is one of the illest in the game!
And We Have Sound!
Thank goodness! I was finally able to get my sound to start working again!! My Windows is still mostly fucked, but I got my sound back and its just great! My man Justin was getting at me for posting videos that I couldn't properly screen 1st, but its all good because I'm back in business! Aight well its time to catch up with a few vids before I call it night.
December 22, 2008
Random News Shit
1) 'Billie Jean' sues Michael Jackson for $1 billion in child support
Seriously, a $1 billion?? Who is this this bitch, Dr. Evil?? You should've even be allowed in a courtroom with a $1 billion lawsuit lol. These niggas need to leave Mike the hell alone.
2) Michael Jackson’s rep denies singer is ill
I hope not. I mean how weird would it be if Michael Jackson died??
3) New problem for Plaxico: No car insurance
Damn, Broward County has been in the news a lot lately lol. Anyway, my nigga Cheddar Plax can't catch a break! First he goes all Lil Wayne on his leg and basically gives away his $35 million contract and now he's being sued by some bimbo for an car accident from back in May?? Yeah, he's a moron for not paying his insurance, but could it be any more obvious that she was just doing this for the money?? This shit happened in May! That was 7 months ago...SEVEN! You telling me you just realized your car hadn't been fixed now?? And why would you sue the nigga AFTER he loses all his money?? Again, you had SEVEN months to do this.
Some people are so shameless, but Plax is still an idiot.
4) Brady Quinn punched by teammate
You know the saddest part about this?? Its that you barely hear about it (I caught it all the way at the bottom of the headlines), but if it happened in Dallas it would be on ESPN right now lol. I'm glad somebody punched that lil dick head anyway.
5) Paris Hilton ‘devastated’ by home burglary
Man, when did this happen?? How the hell does this happen?? Oh well, the fact that this is a back page story just goes to show how much the light has dimmed on her star lol.
STFU Award: Rob Parker Haters
Now, after this Rob Parker apologized, but Rod Marinelli's simple ass says he doesn't accept it and some shit about him crossing the line. I'll tell you this, Rob is a better man than me because I would've have apologized lol.
Question: Whats the problem?? I could see if he said his daughter was a whore or something, but he made a joke about his daughter's HUSBAND. It wasn't even a swipe at the daughter... at all. You'd actually have to spin it to even make it seem like it was about her. I mean seriously, give me a break, it was a damn funny joke and the Lions' Joe Barry-lead defense is terrible and just got 42 posted on them. Man up Marinelli, you're fuckin' 0-15. Win a game and then maybe we can talk. Rod's silly ass should be worried about his job more than his son-in-law's little feelings anyway lol.
I really didn't wanna see the Lions go 0-16, but after this I'll definitely be rooting against them this Sunday (not that they'll need it, they're pretty damn good at being horrendous).
NFL Flexes 3 More Games
Thank goodness, my prayers have been answered! The NFL has decided to flex MIA @ NYJ, JAX @ BAL, and (mostly importantly) DAL @ PHI to 4:15pm this Sunday. All of these games have playoff implications and now that gives me time to get home and watch. I'm so happy, thanks NFL. Now all I need is for Tampa Bay to handle business against Oakland at 1pm to officially eliminate the Eagles and take all their hope away right before our game starts so my Cowboys can try to take advantage of it lol. I probably just jinxed myself, but oh well that's just how I feel lol.
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December 21, 2008
Chargers, Broncos Get Sunday Night Flex Game
Before tonight's Giants/Panthers game, the NFL announced that the game that'll decide the AFC West crown will be next week's Sunday night game. It was obviously out of this game, DAL/PHI, or MIA/NYJ, but after both the Eagles and Jets lost their game's today, and basically eliminated themselves, the choice was easy. I'm fine with it, I'm just glad the Broncos opened the door for the Chargers so their fans can finally stop bitchin' about that Ed Hochuli call in Week 2. Now, I do want the NFL to flex my game to 4:15pm so I'll be able to see it since I work from 1-5 on Sundays. I mean damn, there's 13 freakin' 1pm games this coming Sunday lol.
Special shout out to the Chargers and Redskins for giving the Cowboys a 2nd chance to control their own destiny (even though Bob Costas insist you can't change destiny because its destiny lol). Christmas came early for my Boys, but it was an even better day for the Falcons because all the teams they were battling for a wild card lost (DAL, TAM, and PHI) which allowed them to clinch a spot. Unlike the Colts on Thursday, they don't clinch the 5th seed without a win next week against the Rams. That should be an easy one, but I doubt Mike Smith plays his starter the entire game so the Cowboys still have an outside shot at grabbing it and facing the Cardinals wild card weekend IF they can beat the Eagles next Sunday (Scratch that, I forgot that with the Panthers loss tonight it opens up the NFC South title for the Falcons if the Saints can beat the Panthers next Sunday. If the Saints handle their business, the Falcons automatically become the #2 seed with a win versus the Rams.) Honestly, I don't care if we get the 5th or 6th seed as long as we're in the damn tournament lol. Then again, if we got the 6th seed and beat either Minnesota or Chicago on wild card weekend, it would set up a shot for us to do what the Giants did to us last year since they'll have the #1 seed after beating Carolina tonight. Okay, I'm rambling lol. I can't help it, I'm excited about the new life we received today BUT none of it matters if we don't win Sunday.
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Kobe Visits Dillard High, Promotes New Sneaker
**UPDATE**
Here's some pics of Kobe at Dillard with his new shoe, the Nike Air Zoom Kobe IV "Venom". The shoe is pretty decent, but unfortunately they aren't available everywhere. In fact, you can only get the Venom at the Foot Locker in Broward Mall or the House Of Hoops in L.A.
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Dillard?? Why Dillard?? If Kobe was gonna be in Broward, he should've went to a real school like Ely. Its all about the Tigers, shame on you Kobe lol.
Anyway, he was actually there to promote his new Nike Air Zoom Kobe IV (well besides the fact he has a game against D-Wade and the Heat today). They come out in January and they are actually pretty fly this time around. That doesn't mean I'm any less disappointed he chose Dillard over Ely, but its all good lol.
Special Announcement
With my Cowboys all but done in this playoff thing, I will officially lend my support to the Indianapolis Colts when wild card weekend starts. They are rolling right now and I think they have a good chance of sending Tony Dungy out on top.
So again, I am now officially a Colts supporter come the start of the playoffs. Thank you.
(Oh, and if you want to try to lobby my support for your playoff team then give it your best shot, I'm open.)
December 20, 2008
So Far So Bad For My Cowboys
Welp its halftime and the scored is 9-7 Ravens. Man, Tony Romo isn't looking good at all! he's 8/17 right now for 59 yards and 2 INTs. That's a passer rating of 33.1! Terrible! And when he's struggling, our offense can't really find a rhythm.
Our defense is keeping us in the game, but that won't be the case for long if our offense can't keep them off the field. They've sacked Joe Flacco 5 times already and forced 2 fumbles, but the rookie is the one looking like the vet tonight as he's 11/15 for 112 yards and 0 picks. Romo is gonna have to play a lot better in the 2nd half if we're gonna be able to get the W because Tashard Choice is about the extent of our offensive production right now. Wish us luck.
December 19, 2008
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 16
1) Ravens (9-5) @ Cowboys (9-5)
The last regular season game at Texas Stadium! Wow, sad to see it go. Anyway, this game is freakin' huge for both clubs with the teams scrapping for a wild card spot. The Ravens are coming off a heartbreaker, almost as bad as the Cowboys' a week earlier, so Ray Lewis will have his team angry and ready to go Saturday night. That scares the shit out of me as a Cowboy fan, especially with Tony Romo already banged up from last week's game. I think this game will be decided by how good or bad Romo feels out there. Unfortunately, we probably won't know until the game starts and I have to pick a winner now. After tough deliberation, I'm going with the Cowboys because the Ravens' offense just didn't show me enough last Sunday to think they'll put up enough points to win. Yeah, it was against the Steelers, but the Cowboys' D is definitely nothing to squeeze at. Cowboys winners, Ravens losers.
(PS: You know I'm pissed that its on NFL Network, right?? Okay, just making sure you knew lol.)
2) Panthers (11-3) @ Giants (11-3)
This one is for all the marbles. The winner of this game will undoubtedly have homefield advantage throughout the playoffs on top of their all but secured bye week. Its hard to see the Giants losing 3 in a row, but after careful deliberation, I think its a possibility. Its not that I love the Panthers, but my theory is that the Giants are now losing on purpose because they don't want homefield advantage since they're better on the road. Yeah, might be a bit farfetched, but its worth thinking about lol. Now, if that is the Giants' plan, they better be careful because then they'd put themselves in danger of falling into the #3 seed if the Vikings are able to beat the Falcons since the G-Men play the Vikes Week 17 in the Metrodome. Panthers winners, Giants losers.
3) Steelers (11-3) @ Titans (12-2)
Uh-oh, all of a sudden the Titans are Albert Hanyesworth-less. That's definitely not a good sign, especially considering their offense will have to contend with that dreaded Steeler defense and probably will need to rely heavily on their own D to keep them in the game. I think things are just going bad for the Titans right now and that coupled with Pittsburgh always finding a way to win in the 4th quarter is a recipe for disaster. Steelers winners, Titans losers.
4) Falcons (9-5) @ Vikings (9-5)
The Falcons caught a break last week when they went up against a broken Bucs team, and even then they almost gave the game away. They need to know that the Adrian Peterson and the Vikings will give them a much harder test no matter who their QB is. Peterson is a beast and he'll give ATL fits All Day so I'm thinking the Cowboys get a much needed break in the form of a Falcons loss. Viking winners, Falcons losers.
(Just read a stat that definitely isn't encouraging to all my Falcon fans out there. Matt Ryan and the boys are 0-3 on the road against winning teams. Guess where they are Sunday?? Uh-oh!)
5) Cardinals (8-6) @ Patriots (9-5)
The Cardinals in Foxboro in 20° weather and possibly snow?? You are kidding yourself if you think they have a chance lol. Pats winners, Cards losers.
6) Eagles (8-5-1) @ Redskins (7-7)
Believe it or not, this game doesn't matter. The Redskins can't make the playoffs and the Eagles need to much other stuff to happen for them to make the playoffs. If the Eagles win then they're still in the technically in the hunt, but even if they lose and are eliminated, they'll still give the Cowboys a helluva game in Week 17 just because its T.O. and the Cowboys (I'm not looking forward to that game as you might imagine lol). I say Philly takes it over dead-in-the-water Washington. Eagles winners, Redskins losers.
7) Chargers (6-8) @ Buccaneers (9-5)
How bad do you really wanna make the playoffs Chargers?? Here's a golden opportunity against a reeling team in Tampa Bay, are you up for the challenge?? Judging by how they needed a 18-point comeback to beat the Chiefs by one (again), I say no. Not to mention the Bucs are 6-0 at home this year while the Chargers just just 2-5 on the road. Bucs winners, Chargers.
8) Bills (6-8) @ Broncos (8-6)
I still can't believe the Bills were once 5-1. You may never know what you're gonna get with the Broncos, but you always know you'll get terrible out of the Bills. Broncos winners, Bills losers.
9) Colts (10-4) @ Jaguars (5-9)
You know how division rivalries are usually close games that can go either way?? Yeah, that won't be the case Thursday night. Colts winners, Jags losers.
10) Packers (5-9) @ Bears (8-6)
Weren't the Packers good at some point?? They've become a sad mess in the 2nd half of the season BUT I say they get off the snide Monday night and beat the last team they got a win against once again. Packers winners, Bears losers.
11) Dolphins (9-5) @ Chiefs (2-12)
Though the Dolphins are 9-5 this year, they always seem to find a way to make an interesting game out of these breeze-through games. From only beating the Seahawks (3-11) and Raiders (3-11) by 2 to only beating the Rams (2-12) by 4, they just always make things interesting. The good side of that is they're winning and we all know winning cures all so look for the Dolphins to take care of business in KC. Dolphins winners, Chiefs losers.
12) Jets (9-5) @ Seahawks (3-11)
Will the Jets need another miracle to beat a lesser opponent?? I'm not so sure they don't, but for the sake of a great Week 17, I'm gonna say the Jets also win and meet the Dolphins for a showdown in the Meadowlands to decide the AFC East title. With that being said, I totally wouldn't be surprised if the Jets lost and eliminated themselves. I mean they are 0-3 on the west coast this season. Jets winners, Seahawks losers.
13) Saints (7-7) @ Lions (0-14)
Is this the week the Lions finally get their first win?? No NFL team has ever gone 0-15 (let alone 0-16) and the Saints officially have nothing to play for. Unfortunately for the Lions, they play in a dome and you know the Saints + a dome = Drew Brees throwing for 400+ yards lol. The Lions will get a break now that Reggie Bush is out for the season so we'll see what happens. Saints winners, Lions losers.
14) Texans (7-7) @ Raiders (3-11)
The way the Texans are playing, do you seriously give the Raiders even the slightest chance?? I don't. Texans winners, Raiders losers.
15) 49ers (5-9) @ Rams (2-12)
At this point, with the "new improved Jim Haslett Rams" era in the distant past, can they come together and take out a kinda/sorta hot division rival?? Probably not because after all they are still the Rams. On the other side, if Mike Singletary can get the Niners to 7-9 after starting 2-7, you can safely say the head coaching job is his in 2009. Niners winners, Rams losers.
16) Bengals (2-11-1) @ Browns (3-11)
Great, more division rivals! lol. The Bengals at least looked fairly decent in Week 16 so I'll go with them. Bengals winners, Browns losers.
Last Week Record: 12-4 (.750)
Overall Record: 100-52 (.658)
So Far This Week: 6-9 (.400)
Katt Williams Vs. Steve Harvey
Where the hell did this come from?? I'm just sitting here enjoying my weekly Foxxhole episode when all of a sudden they start talking about this Katt Williams challenging Steve Harvey stuff. They play the tape of Katt on the radio and I'm just like WTF (click here for the entire Foxxhole episode, the Katt stuff starts about 30 minutes in) lol. So anyway Steve Harvey called in and apparently there is gonna be like a stand-up battle royale thing in Detroit between Steve and Katt on New Year's Eve (I'm guessing some sort of constellation for the Lions completing their 0-16 season on the 28th lol). Man, I wish I could be there!
Both of these dudes are bad boys, but Katt better watch himself because, like Foxx was saying, you know he has the tendency to use old jokes (don't front, Katt toured off one set for about 2 years lol). Oh well, I guess we'll find out what happened January 1st, but right now I'm just disappointed I wasn't listening to Steve when Jamie was on!
Oh, and by the way, this was one of the most classic Foxxhole episodes ever so you might wanna just check out the whole thing. They were going HARD at Katt lol.
NBA On ESPN Tonight
Hey, if you're home tonight you might wanna check out the NBA on ESPN because they have 2 good ones tonight. First up at 8 is Kobe and the Lakers in South Florida to play D-Wade and the Heat followed by LeBron and the Cavs at 'Melo and the Nuggets. Four gold medal winning Team USA players going head up, should be some good stuff.
**UPDATE**
So far so good on this doubleheader as the Heat knock off the Lakers 89-87. It came down to a potential game-tying Kobe jumper that rimmed out at the buzzer. Wade also got that best of Kobe as he hit 35 to KB's 28, including a huge buzzer beating 3 off a near turnover to end the 3rd quarter. Great game. Welp its LeBron/Melo time, peace!
Random News Shit
1) Snow In Las Vegas??
Ain't this about a bitch?! How did it snow is Vegas?? I mean it'd be straight if it was just a lil cool out down here, but it was hot as hell today. Snow in fuckin' Nevada and 80 degree weather in Florida is just fuckin' unfair. Then again, snow in Vegas might just be a sign that the end is near lol.
2) Argentinean soccer player accidentally kills pigeon
Sad...yet hilarious lol.
3) Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
Where this nigga get fox pee from?? White people, I tell ya lol.
11th Win Puts Colts In
With tonight's win against Jacksonville, the Colts earn a playoff berth and are guaranteed the #5 seed in the playoffs with their 8th win in a row (yes, they were 3-4 once upon a time, remember?? lol). That means they'll probably play the Broncos (if the Broncos can beat the Bills and Chargers...you never know with them) on wild card weekend so you can pretty much book their ticket to the next round lol.
It was a pretty tight game tonight, but I knew the Colts would pull it off because Peyton Manning was on FIRE! He completed all 13 of his passes in the first half and got to 17 before throwing a single incompletion. Peyton finished an amazing 29/34 with 3 TDs for 364 yards which was good for a 140.7 passer rating. I think he's staring down his 3rd MVP trophy right now. AFC teams, beware come January.
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Hansbrough Sets UNC's Career Scoring Mark
Take note Tim Tebow. Tyler Hansbrough knows he'll be nothing more than a role player at the most on the next level so he stuck around and set a record. That's what you should do. Whatever you do, stay in school Tebow.
Anyway, good job Psycho T. You realized you're just a great college player so you're making the most of it. I mean this is a great record, but great NBA players now-a-days don't do this kinda stuff. How many college scoring records do Kobe, LeBron, and KG have?? Oh yeah, zero, they went straight to the NBA. Not taking away anything from Hansbrough's mark, but it just goes to shows how college sports have changed.
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December 18, 2008
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Nilanti Narain
OMG! If there is a such thing as perfect, that's what this girl is. Damn! Face, eyes, breasts, booty, hips, she has it all! I mean usually these Indian women are are beautiful facially, but its not that often you see one with this kind of body. Gorgeous!
This is clearly my favorite SGGP since Marin back in July, and that's really saying something because I've had some classics in between now and then (most notably Jesikah Maximus..so fine!!!). This chick is so bad, I don't even have a favorite one of these pics, they're all my favorite lol. I'd suggest you click 'Continue' and check her out, in the meantime I'm gonna go try to find myself an Indian girl this fine lol.
