Hip-Hop Is Dead...No, For Real This Time

Okay, how wack is this shit??


Aight we can wrap it up now for real this time, Hip-Hop is officially dead. No, don't try to fight it! When you have video hoes rapping (terribly might I add) about bustin' guns and flippin' birds, you know the sh*t is over. Its a wrap. Its done. The only thing that could've made this wacker is a little auto-tune, but that would've just been insult to injury.

Hip-Hop is suffering from an extreme case of Follower Syndrome, or Followeritis (fóllō ər itiss) as its also commonly known as, which is a life threatening disease that attacks brain cells and is caused by people who don't-know-no-damn-better letting what other people (mainly bum rappers who fabricate their lives) do influence what they "want" to do. FS is most commonly seen in people with inferior brains that generally don't know how to think for themselves. There is no known cure for FS so basically Hip-Hop is over. Don't hold your heads though, we had a good run.