Random News Shit

1) Uh-Oh! Jesse Jackson Jr. Is Senate Candidate 5
Damn, I was hoping he wasn't the nigga trying to buy the seat. I knew he wanted it because he called into Foxxhole a few weeks back and said so, but JJ, this ain't the way to go. Damn, what can I say?? Oh well.

2) Michael Jackson selling his glitter glove
Damn nigga times are hard! lol. But speaking of selling shit...

3) Turkey slain behind Palin fetches bundle on eBay
People are fuckin' retards these days.

4) NYC man spends $7,500 to fight $115 ticket
Man, I should've took this and story #3 and made a "dumb fuck edition" of RNS lol.