Random News Shit: Inauguration Day Edition

1) Obama signs first presidential proclamation
He should've started working Nov. 5th because we all know Bush wasn't.

2) Obama unveils new presidential Web site
The site is www.whitehouse.gov, but if you go to www.barackobama.com they have most of the campaign merchandise for sale lol.

3) Sen. Kennedy has seizure at Obama luncheon
Thank goodness he didn't pass away on this historic day.

4) Chris Rock on making fun of Barack Obama
Rock is stupid lol.

5) Dog eats inauguration ticket
I would've shot that damn dog lol.