Random News Shit

1) GOP elects first black RNC chairman
No surprise here, this nigga was a shoo-in since Barack got elected President. The Republicans are using some weird logic thinking this will help their party with black people. Won't happen. Its a shame they still haven't realized we don't like President Obama or any other politian because they're black. This house nigga will help the GOP 0.00% with minorities lol. Sad.

2) Lawyer: Vick headed to halfway house 'any day'
Excellent. Lets get that man in a Cowboys' jersey!

3) Pres. Obama gets to keep his Blackberry
Mr. President has won the great Blackberry battle at Washington! I hope its super secure and he's hella careful with it.

4) Robber scared old woman to death; charged with first-degree murder
This kinda shit ONLY happens to black criminals. There is no way a white criminal gets charged with first-degree murder on a person they didn't physically harm lol. The thing about it is HE WASN'T EVEN ROBBING HER. He robbed a bank but wrecked his getaway car so he ran in her house and she was so frightened that she had a heart attack even though, "There's no evidence Whitfield ever touched 79-year-old Mary Parnell."

Yep, it still sucks to be black lol. Oh well he's an idiot regardless for trying to rob a bank. I know times are hard but seriously.