August 30, 2011

The 50 Worst Rap Album Fails

I'm not here to write anything major, just wanted to give y'all the heads up on this new Complex.com list of the 50 Worst Rap Album Fails. I clicked on it expecting some foolery, but outside of #50 (Jay-Z's Kingdom Come), I thought it was quite accurate.

Personally, I would've liked to see Lil B's I'm Gay higher up on the list because it was being talked about everywhere and it seemed like every interviewer had to ask every rapper their opinion on it, then it came out and sold a pathetic 1,700 copies. Oh, and that's not to mention how many people thought him naming the album I'm Gay was a great marketing strategy. There were more articles written on I'm Gay than albums sold, it should've been in the top 20 at least.

(Side note: Speaking of Complex, it all isn't good over there as they also released a dick softened Top 50 Hottest Black Porn Stars Of All-Time list. I refuse to believe any straight men had anything to do with that random list of fuck shit. What straight man sees Skin Diamond and thinks "Damn, that no titty, no booty having chick with the Cassie hair is hot!"?? What straight man sees Caviar from For The Love Of Ray J fucking on film and thinks she has any porn skills? And on top of all that, names like Evanni Solei, Erika Vuiton, Melrose Foxxx, Kitten, Carmen Hayes, Baby Cakes, Beauty Dior, and (most egregiously) Jazmine Cashmere don't even appear on the list. Despicable!

Now, I understand it's a "hottest" list and not a "best" list, but you can't tell me Misti Stone is looks better than Evanni Solei. You just can't. And you know another thing you can't do? Convince me Complex didn't pick name out of a hat when creating this list.)