August 19, 2011

PinkyXXX - Backbone Mini-Movie/Music Video


Bravo! Bravo!

Fuck "Bridesmaids," this is hands down the funniest movie of 2011 thus far. The 15 MPH chase/shoot out scene that start things off, the outfit changes while healing his bullet wounds at home with rubbing alcohol and a rag (I especially liked her having a whole nurse outfit but no scissors to cut the thread and having to resort to biting the string after she finished applying the stitches), the mistimed door slam on the way to his "last job," the fact they she'll be his "backbone" but won't introduce him to her family (Really, he didn't know that was your sister he just killed?), the fact that he thought it'd be a good idea to do another job after his "last job" that she set up not even 24 hours after being pissed at him for deciding go through with said "last job" despite bringing home a bag full of money, and of course the lone police officer who presumably taped off the crime scene and is now on crowd control by himself as the dead body lays on the stairs. Simply magnificent.

The only disappointment is that the song didn't end with Crystal Lucas singing "I'll be your backbone until you kill my sister and her boyfriend, then I'll have to be the one that sets you up to be killed." Oh well, that's only a minor disappointment in a timeless classic.