August 05, 2011

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Nicki Minaj Nip Slip!


Finally! Finally, finally, fi-nal-ly we get to see Nicki Minaj's titties! (Even if it was only half a titty... okay, okay, it was 1 quarter titty since it was half of only 1 tit, geez!) What a glorious day today is! My fandom of Nicki has never been higher. This totally makes up for her lying about being assaulted (and for eating fried chicken on national television). Hell, she could lie about 20 more things if she promised a titty each time.

While this is a great day for us, you know who this is a terrible day for? People who watch Good Morning America. Instead of getting to see young, sexy artists, they'll now have to endure elderly white men performing songs from the 60s, 70s, and 80s day in and day out. It'll be like if the Super Bowl halftime show was everyday. Tough break.

Whatever, UNEDITED pics after the jump! O happy day!



Do you see that first pic? Those titties were just begging to be freed, and freed they were. Awesome, awesome stuff.