The Outlawz Smoked 2Pac's Ashes

Wow. I kn... wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

*Walks away from keyboard to regain composure*

I knew there was a reason I used to hit skip every time these niggas started rapping after Pac.

Now before we fully delve into the smoking 2Pac's ashes thing, I want to speak on the beach memorial.

Outlaws, please explain to me how polluting the ocean with weed, fried chicken, and orange soda is an appropriate tribute to your fallen comrade? I'll wait.

Back to the smoking of the ashes: I've heard of being down for your niggas, but that shit just took a turn for the homoerotic. (Oh, you don't agree? You must have a few dudes "flowing through your system" as we speak then.) I'm afraid to think of what these weirdos would've done with Pac's body had he not been cremated.

And why these niggas sitting there talking about the shit like it's normal? You'd think they were talking about going Christmas shopping as nonchalantly as they were speaking on it. There are just some things you keep to yourself forever (even if asked), and I'd say this was one of them. I mean, y'all are rappers, it's not like lying is beneath you, just lie to us. Please lie to us. But definitely don't sit around and openly discuss smoking a man's ashes like it's equivalent to brushing your teeth.

Well I know one thing for sure, the campaign to legalize marijuana just took a helluva blow. How can you argue to legalize a drug folks thought it'd be a good idea to smoke a guy's ashes while under the influence of? You can't. You just can't.