Random News Shit

1) 'Billie Jean' sues Michael Jackson for $1 billion in child support
Seriously, a $1 billion?? Who is this this bitch, Dr. Evil?? You should've even be allowed in a courtroom with a $1 billion lawsuit lol. These niggas need to leave Mike the hell alone.

2) Michael Jackson’s rep denies singer is ill
I hope not. I mean how weird would it be if Michael Jackson died??

3) New problem for Plaxico: No car insurance
Damn, Broward County has been in the news a lot lately lol. Anyway, my nigga Cheddar Plax can't catch a break! First he goes all Lil Wayne on his leg and basically gives away his $35 million contract and now he's being sued by some bimbo for an car accident from back in May?? Yeah, he's a moron for not paying his insurance, but could it be any more obvious that she was just doing this for the money?? This shit happened in May! That was 7 months ago...SEVEN! You telling me you just realized your car hadn't been fixed now?? And why would you sue the nigga AFTER he loses all his money?? Again, you had SEVEN months to do this.

Some people are so shameless, but Plax is still an idiot.

4) Brady Quinn punched by teammate
You know the saddest part about this?? Its that you barely hear about it (I caught it all the way at the bottom of the headlines), but if it happened in Dallas it would be on ESPN right now lol. I'm glad somebody punched that lil dick head anyway.

5) Paris Hilton ‘devastated’ by home burglary
Man, when did this happen?? How the hell does this happen?? Oh well, the fact that this is a back page story just goes to show how much the light has dimmed on her star lol.