Random News Shit

1) Nas, Kelis Reportedly Expecting Their First Child
Nas and Jay-Z have been in competition for years and Jay always seems to come out on top...well not this time! Nas gets the W in the race to impregnate their by R&B wifey! Seriously though, congrats to them.

2) Rick Ross Promises 'A Lot Of Problems' From 'Scathing' Dis Track
First off Ross is not on Slip-N-Slide anymore and his Deeper Than Rap album is dropping April. Anyway, the B-side to his single I'm The Magnificent featuring John Legend, is gonna be a track called Mafia Music where Ross is supposed to be calling some people out. Not sure who, maybe Trick?? Welp, we shall see because its supposed to be coming next week.

3) Spider-Man to save Inauguration Day!
Click the link. You see that cover?? Yeah, that's official!

4) Pittsburgh mayor Ravenstahl changes name to 'Steelerstahl'
Bad idea because if the Steelers lose the city can blame it on him sense they beat the Ravens twice when he was Ravenstahl lol.

5) Couple weds in fast-food style ... in Taco Bell
That dude must be a fuckin' playa! If you can get a chick to marry you in a fast food restaurant during store hours you have to have some crazy game or like a 20 inch dick. One or the other lol.