March 01, 2009

Random News Shit: NFL Free Agency Edition Pt. III

First off I wanna send a prayer out to those 4 people lost at sea and their families. That must suck balls. Anyway, back to free agency!

1) DE Canty Leaves Cowboys For Giants
What a fuckin' loser! Why would you leave the Cowboys for the Giants?? Who does that?? Aight, its ON when we play! Oh, and just in case you were wondering 1) yes, Cowboys news trumps all and 2) the deal was 6 years for $42 million.

2) Warner To Visit 49ers Tomorrow

Looks like Kurt is playing some hardball with the Cardinals. We all know he's bluffing though because we all know he ain't shit without great receivers. Its no coincidence he was great in St. Louis, sucked in New York, and all of a sudden great again in Arizona. He owes his career to Holt, Bruce, Faulk, Fitz, and Boldin. He'll be back with the Cardinals next season, no question.

3) Housmandzadeh Near Decision??
T.J. said he was making his decision tonight, but when asked if that was true, his agent simply replied, "No." Right now he's in Minnesota, but is also looking at Philly and New York as well as staying in Cincy. Wouldn't it be crazy if he said fuck them all and signed with the Cowboys tomorrow?? I know it'd never happen, but it would be crazy lol.

4) Cutler Upset With Broncos After Trade Talks Surface
Evidently before Matt Cassel was traded to KC, former Pats offensive coordinator and current Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels was in discussions about bring Cassel to Denver and sending Cutler to Tampa. Now Jay is pissed. Honestly though, wouldn't you be pissed too if you had passed for 4,500 yards and 25 TDs for a team who's defense was the sole reason you missed the playoffs and they were talking about trading YOU?? That would drive me nuts!

If Cutler doesn't now ask for a trade, he is gonna absolutely DESTROY the Chiefs when they play next season lol.