Eminem's Hotel Room Robbed While At Movie Awards Sunday

Damn, it looks like Eminem terrible Sunday night continued even after Sacha Baron Cohen put his ass in his face. Reports came out today that Eminem's hotel room had been robbed and the crook made off with a $60,000 necklace (didn't know Em was rocking with jewels like that) and his personal laptop.

Question: How does this happen?? Its not like Em was staying at the Holiday Inn, he was at one of those huge mega-hotels that are like $20,000 a night with top security and STILL somebody was able to break into his room?? I'd sue the shit out of that hotel if I was Em.

Aight lets take a breather and claim down to play a little game of Either/Or.

Either/Or: Bruno's bare ass in your face or being robbed of $60,000 in jewerly and a person laptop??

This is a fuckin' tough one! I certainly don't want a man's bare ass in my face, but I also don't wanna have my laptop and shit stolen. I mean I'd fuckin' die if someone stole my computer or hard drives because I could never down all the shit I have over again. At the same time, is that more important that being the butt (no pun intended) of everyone's jokes for years to come by having some dude's sweaty ass in your mug?? It really all depends on what you have on that laptop. The laptop is the X-factor here. If you just have generic bullshit on there its all good. BUT if you have personal information about yourself or your family on there or even nude pics or something on there then that's totally different. You have to pick your poison, raw as in your face or being exposed??

Fuck! I can't choose, somebody help me out!

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