July 31, 2009
Little Boy Dancing
Lets stop fooling ourselves, this is probably a grown ass midget lol. Come on now, I've seen plenty of little kids dance and not one was that polished. Hell, Michael Jackson probably wasn't even that good at 2 or 3 lol. Lets just cut the gig. What is this guy, 33, 34?? Lets keep it real, that's a grown ass man.
Jay-Z Interview On Big Boy's Neighborhood
They pretty much touched on all the shit that was touched on in the Tim Westwood interview with exception to the Dame Dash stuff and the Drake stuff.
Why Must I Cry (Tosh.0 Remix)
Tonight on Tosh.0 Reh Dogg got a Web Redemption and they pimped out his old classic Why Must I Cry. Check it out:
LMAO! I don't know which one is funnier! I loved the auto-tune and T-Pain adlibs, that was a nice touch. And those 2 broads with the violins could get pipe! Of course that has nothing to do with the funniness of the video, but I have a penis so I just figured I'd add it in there anyway.
Now lets take time to recognize the old classic after the jump.
July 30, 2009
Eminem - The Warning (feat. Mariah Carey)
Now is the real Slim Shady back or what?? If Relapse 2 sounds anything like that, I'm gonna put my $9.99 to the side now. Sick beat by Dre, murderous lyrics, incredible flow. Just so much Ether! I mean shit! I didn't even think Em could get down like that anymore (neither did Rick Ross who has GOT to be somewhere thanking the Lord this wasn't targeted at him).
Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition
Papi, Papi, Papi. When I was at work and saw this breaking news I was stunned! We knew Manny was juicing, but Papi was JUST saying how everybody should be tested and banned from the league if they test positive before the season. Shit is sad, but can we finally stop acting like everybody wasn't juicing in baseball??
And just in case you follow me on Twitter, yes, Bill Simmons is still on suicide watch lol. Can't wait for the next B.S. Report with JackO!
Ludacris' New Album Will Be Called 'Ludaversal'
Ludaversal?? Well that's pretty cheesy, but I still can't wait to hear it. Hopefully he drops off one of those classic mixtapes like he did last year with The Preview. I got my fingers crossed.
Oh, and Luda, a liquor brand? Seriously?? Its 2009, not 2004, that shit is over.
Joell Ortiz - Food For Thought
This shit is so sick! I honestly thought I was tried of these "Hip-Hop was my old girlfriend" songs, but this one is something fresh and new. Plus, the video takes it to a whole other level! That Twitter shit was kinda crazy, right? This is the kinda shit BET should be playing. Creativity is frowned upon at BET too thought so don't expect to see it happen.
Thursday Billboard Update - 7/30/09
No new #1 on the Hot 100 this week, but Pitbull's I Know You Want Me and Jeremih's Birthday Sex finally exit the top 10 after respectable runs to make way for Kings Of Leon's Use Somebody and Jordin Sparks' Battlefield.
July 29, 2009
Cowboys Open Training Camp Today!
Welp, our first preseason game is August 13th in Oakland against the Raiders. Lets get it!
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Shanie Love
Look at the titties, man look at the titties!!! She's clearly not the best dancer in the world, but I'm still in love... in Shanie Love, that is lol.
I gotta find more on this chick! More on her later, I promise!
Ass Out (No Homo)
Anyway, this is a pic of U.S. swimmer Ricky Berens at the World Swimming Championship in Rome on Monday. Apparently dude was stretching before the race and split his tight ass suit suit. I don't know if dude knew he was ass out before he jumped in, but its hard (no homo) to think he didn't. You know when your ass is out. Your brain just tells you so yeah, you know it.
Either way its hilarious lol.
July 28, 2009
Random News Shit: NFL Edition
1) Favre Decides To Remain Retired... For Now
I was washing dishes when the breaking news came on an said Favre made a decision. I KNEW he was gonna stay retired. If he was gonna come back, there would have been no wait. What happened last year?? He said he wanted to play so he played. Him having doubt made me think he probably didn't think he could do it.
Plus, he is a human, I'm sure he hears everyone talking about how much of a fool he is for not being able to figure out what he wanted to do. Welp, we'll see if he has a change of heart later on in training camp.
Joe Budden's Escape Route Dropping Today??
Funnier Marbury Parody, Donnell Rawlings Or Lil Duval??
We got a battle of the funny going down this time in Either/Or so answer the question, which Stephon Marbury crying parody is funnier Donnell Rawlings crying over Dave Chappelle or Lil Duval crying over T.I.??
Why???: Stephon Marbury Cries Live On Webcast
Okay, first off, no homo @ him sitting there all shirtless and looking all greasy and shit.
Anyway, WHY?!?!? What's the point of this?? I mean, I'm assuming the song reminded him of his father who passed away a couple years ago, but why cry online?? I know he had a whole 24 hour UStream thing, but if you cry you KNOW you're gonna get clowned. Just a dumb move.
Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition
1) Vick Conditionally Reinstated
Here's my question: What more can this guy prove?? He committed a crime, but its one that has NOTHING to do with his character or the way his behaves day to day. I mean, its not like he was a rapist and now Goodell needs to see that he's done with his raping ways. He fought dogs! He went to jail and lost all of his money, do you seriously think he's gonna start another dog fighting ring?? Exactly! So like I said, what it there to prove??
I Date You So Much Right Now
"I'll make you scream so loud, your neighbors will actually think you're getting played on the radio." LMAO!!
Fabolous - Everything, Everyday, Everywhere (feat. Keri Hilson) Video
MTV still has a "Jam of the Week"?? I thought that went out with Bill Bellamy lol. Anyway I got some good and bad news.
The good news is that this song is still bangin' and if anybody smart was working at Def Jam these days it would've been his first single.
The bad news is that Keri Hilson is now in that stage of popularity where she's gonna be rocking weird, bad hairstyles that will make her look less attractive than she should be in an attempt to come off fashionable. Rihanna hit it, Ciara hit it, and now Keri hit it.
Red Cafe - Hottest In The Hood Video
I miss videos all the time (case in point, I just saw Every Girl for the first time last night lol) so somebody PLEASE tell me this video is old. Please! Anybody?? Well, can you at least tell me this is a remake of the original video?? Don't let me believe this is the first video for this song after its been out for months upon months now. Hell, even the remixes are way old news at this point lol.
Termanology - Nobody's Smilin'
Time Machine (Hood Politics VI) will be in stores September 22nd! And if you fuckin' with this track you can download it after the jump.
July 27, 2009
Bill Gates' Facebook Page
I really don't need to say much, just click to enlarge the pic and let the hilariousness begin!
July 26, 2009
T.O. Weighs In On Vick Suspension
Of course this will get blown out of proportions tomorrow on ESPN, but the man does have a point. Was Vick not suspended for the past 2 seasons already?? I remember Goodell suspending Vick before he even went to trail. I don't even think training camp had started when that happened and now he wants 4 more games?? The man's life has already been ruined, let him play!
Now, on the other end, even if Vick got with a team, what's the chance he'd actually see much, if any, playing time during the first 4 weeks?? Chances aren't much so the 4 game suspension will be irrelevant at the end of the day.
Hmm, I wonder if this will make the Bills think of maybe bringing in Vick to back up Trent Edwards??
SOURCE
Full Tim Westwood/Jay-Z Interview
Shout out to OnSMASH for the link. I haven't listened to the whole thing yet, but I will in a sec so I'll be back to talk about it later.
Amber Rose Unsensored
I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm really only posting this because she said she doesn't have any hair on her body and that's applauded here at FiyahMuZik.com! Amber Rose, we salute you too!
Gloria Velez Goes In On Tila Tequila & Shawne Merriman
If there was one of the VH1 "top 100 whatever" lists for Video Girls, I'd have to say Gloria Velez would be a strong #2 (of course only after Superhead). Her work is timeless and Gloria FiyahMuZik.com salutes you!
And for the record, Shawne Merriman is fuckin' up! Gloria is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay finer than Tila Tequila. I mean its not even close. Plus, Gloria lives down here in Fort Lauderdale so she'd win by default even if Tila wasn't weird looking lol.
The Rap Game Is Kinda Like The... Porn Game??
She's retiring and bringing a new chick into the game?? Is this how porn works now?? What ever happened to people who liked to fuck contacting people who like to film people fuck and getting it in that way?? Now we have like artist development for pornstars?? Interesting.
Oh well, as long as she's nice and hairless I'm down! Can't wait to see this Fame Cummings in action because nothing beats a squirter. Nothing!
Kanye West - Live From The Chicago Theatre
I would've been much more hype about this had 808s & Heartbreak never happened. That really tarnished his career to me, but I'm gonna post this anyway though I'll probably never watch it.
INN: Japan Gone Jamaican
I'm shocked! I'm appalled! I'm outraged!
The first thing I wanna know is... where the hell these fine ass hoes at?! All them hoes were fine! And I'm not saying Japanese girls can't be fine or move like that, but there's just no way I'm believing any of them were. I know there is a culture in Japan that are into Jamaican dancing and shit, but those girls were just doing it a little to well. I mean from the movement to the pure ignorance of this video. What's next, Japanese "Shottas"??
Oh, and LMAO@ one of the girls Akonin' one of those little boys lol.
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Bria Myles!
Nuff said! You're gonna wanna see what's after the jump!!
I fuckin' LOVE this woman!!!
July 25, 2009
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Suelyn Medeiros
Jockin' Jay-Z, Jockin'-Jockin' Jay-Z
I was sitting around chillin' today and started thinking about who was the bigger Jay-Z Stan, Jim Jones or The Game. Both are huge Jay-Z fans disguised as rivals, but really they're obsessed. Anyway, it was a pretty close battle but then I remembered this list I read the other day of all the time The Game has made reference to Jay-Z in his rhymes. Take a look at all 75 (77 are listed but number 39 and 76 are the same lines as well as numbers 57 and 72) lines after the jump. No I didn't write or compile this list, I just cleaned it up and made it look more professional.
(And by the way, The Game won, he's clearly the bigger Stan.)
July 24, 2009
The Game Interview With Buddah Brothers
Now Game had me at the beginning when he was talking about going at the best lyrically and shit, but when he started talking about Jay being in the decline and that Jay should've got a mohawk and use auto-tune he lost me. He sounds completely silly! Jay's whole career has been about setting trends NOT following them.
Jay-Z - Run This Town (feat. Rihanna & Kanye West)
Here it is, Jay-Z's first single off Blueprint 3!
I like it. I like it a lot BUT its not really first single material off first listen. I think it would've been better suited as a 2nd, 3rd, or 4th single...not a first. Especially not after you put out shit like Jockin' Jay-Z and D.O.A. because this is like going backwards almost. I just don't hear this burning up radio until September.
Then again, I didn't love T.I.'s single selection on Paper Trail and he had like 3 #1's so don't take too much stock in MY opinion. But for the record, Run This Town is FAR better than Live Your Life or Whatever You Like.
Joe Budden - No Comment (BlogTV Rip)
This is a rip from Joe's BlogTV channel, but when I get a better version is available I'll post it.
Joey had some fuckin' lines in this shit, ain't it?? Sounds like he's taking it back to that old 2006 Joe Budden on this shit. Very ill and like I said above, as soon as the CDQ is out, you'll have it.
'Love King' Will Be The-Dream's Last Album
Stop it! Niggas really need to stop with this bullshit! Stop saying your upcoming album is your last album because 1) you're probably not that important 2) you're probably gonna end up making another one anyway. Artists with 2 or 3 albums out need not tell me they're quitting the game because most likely they haven't even accomplished enough shit for me to care. How are you gonna retire before you have longevity?? So you're gonna stop before you've even done shit?? This is like LeBron saying he was done in the offseason before his 3rd season. Niggas are hustling backwards! Did Michael Jackson announce he was making his last album?? Did Whitney?? Did Janet?? No, no, and no! Great artists don't do this because they don't have to.
Diddy Introduces Dirty Money
I don't know about this group name, its just weird to me. Sounds more like some local underground label trying to get on more so than a group featuring Diddy, an ex-Danity Kane member, and some other chick who looks like Estelle.
I ain't mad at them though, I just hope the music is good. Diddy said its gonna sound like nothing that's on the radio, but I could put money on it having auto-tune galore which is exactly what's on the radio right now. If they can make some of that cool ass Loose Ends, Soul II Soul shit then I am all for Dirty Money and back them 110%! I LOVE Hanging On A String and Back To Life!
Alfamega's Open Letter To T.I.
I wanted to post this yesterday but I had to rush out for work. Shouts to Xclusiveszone.net for doing all the heavy lifting for me on this one. Check out the 2 page later after the jump. As always, click to enlarge.
Again, all the rest of the letter was all good and I was with Mega all the way, but putting out threats is just dumb. No man is gonna even consider you request if you're gonna follow it up with a threating ultimatum. Just not a smart move.
But this all goes to show why you shouldn't be going all out of the way for the next man. Mega did that and ended up getting shitted on in the end.
Well I guess we'll being hearing more about this a week from now.
July 23, 2009
Rick Ross - Face (feat. Trina) Video
Believe it or not, but this was actually one of my favorites on Deeper Than Rap because he banged something crazy in the car. That always gets you cool points even if the song isn't the greatest thing ever.
I loved the video too because those 2 chicks few super fine! Trina didn't look bad at all herself. And I see Ross may be trying to bring pink back. Not a bad look as long as its not over done like it was in 03-04.
Stop It!: A Defense Of Lil Wayne Calling MJ A Fag
Here's one for all the people who think I hate Lil Wayne:
Everybody saying Lil Wayne called Michael Jackson a fag, STOP IT! He was NOT freestyling, he didn't write it, none of that. Its a one songs little kids make up (there's problem thousands out there) and it was like a play on the Pledge of Allegiance. I mean, I don't know where the hell y'all niggas grew up, but I remember that song going back as far as elementary school! I'm 24 now so its been out there for some time lol.
If you (for some reason) don't remember the song, it went a little something like this:
The Dunk NOT Seen Around The World
You've got to be fuckin' kidding me! This is the tape that LeBron and Nike were trying so desperately to hide?!? LeBron barely got dunked on! BARELY! He got grazed by Jordan Crawford by being late on the help defense. I was under the impression the dunk was on some "Jim Carrey over Jack Black in Cable Guy" shit! That dunk wasn't about shit! That dunk literally happens 3 or 4 times in every NBA game.
Thursday Billboard Update - 7/23/09
Nothing is really popping on the Hot 100, same ol' same ol' for the most part.
July 22, 2009
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 1
Somebody SERIOUSLY needs to pick this up and put this on TV! Duval is a damn fool and Charlamagne is a fuckin' truth teller. We need more funny niggas and niggas keeping it real on TV. BET, bring back some credibility to your station and give these guys a show! Somebody. Anybody! Hip-Hop needs this!
Rick Ross - Maybach Music 2.5 (feat. DJ Khaled, Pusha T, Birdman, & Fabolous)
What's the possibility Ross has run out of concepts for new songs?? Maybach Music 2.5 AND there's a part 3 coming?? I say move on dawg. Decent song though, but it was kinda boring.
Young Buck - Pullin Me Back/Rock And Roll
Could I interest you in some new Young Buck??
This track is straight love! Not sure why he's still concerning himself with the whole G-Unit/Aftermath/Shady situation but if he keeps making heat like this I don't give a fuck what he's talking about.
Tight song. I especially loved the Rock bridge where he says, "In this trap spending time on this midnight train can you feel my pain..." The way he sang it was hot. This is just a good record.
D.O.H. (Death Of Hova)
I meant to comment on this the other day, but anyway this photo surfaced on Monday. I think it was gonna be a song, but after Jay-Z's interview last night with Tim Westwoood, I'm thinking its gonna be a full length mixtape. Hell, it was probably gonna be a full length mixtape from the beginning. The Game was already reaching in feeling insulted so you KNOW he plans to completely over do it when it comes to the disses. Expect to see Game battling himself again in a major way in the near future.
By the way, what's the over/under on time it takes Game to apologize to Jay??
July 21, 2009
Jay-Z Opens Up In Tim Westwood Interview
Okay here's the deal, this is just a snippet of the interview which Tim Westwood will run in its entirety this Saturday at 9pm. Three topics were touched on in the snippet: 1) His first single 2) the Chris Brown/BET rumor and 3) The Game.
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