The Dunk NOT Seen Around The World

You've got to be fuckin' kidding me! This is the tape that LeBron and Nike were trying so desperately to hide?!? LeBron barely got dunked on! BARELY! He got grazed by Jordan Crawford by being late on the help defense. I was under the impression the dunk was on some "Jim Carrey over Jack Black in Cable Guy" shit! That dunk wasn't about shit! That dunk literally happens 3 or 4 times in every NBA game.

I haven't been this disappointed and unfulfilled by something since I first watched a handjob porno. I mean the shear disappoint that flooded my brain is almost indescribable! And you know what?? I don't blame Jordan Crawford for this at all. Crawford had every right to be excited about "dunking on LeBron" but he didn't seem too hype about it in that video of him on First Take. Now we know why.

I blame Nike and LeBron. At this point we still don't know exactly what LeBron said to the Nike rep, but with the weakness of that dunk, I'm leaning towards him NOT telling that rep to hide the footage. I think 'Bron told him people were taping, and then the guy decided to take the tapes on his own BUT 'Bron still gets blame because he could've diffused this situation the next day! He could've made one of those videos like Chris Brown and put it out there if he didn't wanna call ESPN. He didn't, it blew up so he's just as much to blame as Nike.

This HAS to go down as one of the top 10 worst PR moves of all-time. And for the record, I did say this shit would leak eventually earlier this month lol.

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