October 05, 2010

Wade Hurt, LeBron & Bosh Shine In Heat Debut

MIAMI - OCTOBER 05:  Forward LeBron James #6 (C) and teammate Dwyane Wade #3 (R) on the court before taking on the Detroit Pistons on October 5, 2010 in Miami, Florida.
Watching this game, I felt even worse for Cleveland tonight than I did back on the night of "The Decision." LeBron James is just so fuckin' good! In his first game as a Miami Heat he had 18 points, 3 rebounds, 4 assists, and 2 blocks in just 27 minutes of work. Chris Bosh looked just as good with his 20 points, 6 rebounds, and 2 steals in 1 minute less of playing time.

The really scary part (besides D-Wade's injury, but we'll get to that in a sec) was how well all the role players played. Mario Chalmers, Carlos Arroyo, Udonis Haslem, James Jones, Mike Miller, and Dexter Pittman all played a helluva, albeit the preseason...and against the Pistons.

The clear downer of the night was Dwyane Wade pulling a hamstring after just 3 minutes of play. After the game, LeBron said Wade mention his hammy was tight recently, but if that was the case, why was he even playing in the first place?? This is probably gonna keep Wade out until the season opener, but he should be fine.

Man, October 26th can't get here fast enough for me! I can't wait to see that cunt Michelle Beadle and all the rest of the losers who turned on LeBron looking stupid as the Heat are running through the league like Bishop Eddie Long through a youth choir. Oh, and I'm definitely not opposed to the Heat being introduced to C-Murder's Down 4 My Niggaz every home game either. That was just brilliant, because really, FUCK them other niggas!